Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

Tonight I’ve determined that Hawkeye’s finishing move against Ultron is hitting him with the USB arrow and uploading Windows ‘95.

PSAT Knowledge

Children are dolphins

Geckos have long tails

The Grand Canyon is not the Grand Canyon

Clueless is PSAT material

Nobody appreciates young sensei’s calligraphy

Jasmine is lucky

Boston man

Crimson leaves, Falling

Bedazzle bedazzling bedazzled Camels

Imagine if they re-released Captain America: The First Avenger as a black-and-white film…

Except for the last scene….

THAT WOULD BE PERFECT CAN WE PLEASE GET MARK RUFFALO TO SEE THIS BECAUSE HE WILL TALK FOR US PLEASE

blitzywing asked: Lady Captain America in #8?

Bucky Barnes the surprise party planner

introverts (via janesblueheaven)

Please help me prove a point to my family about this hoodie. I legit wanted to cry when I saw it and couldn’t leave without it. They think it’s silly/tragic because of how it splits down the middle to show both the shield and the red star as one, and NOT THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF PERFECTION THAT IT IS.

Please like or reblog if you feel the same!

where did you get this?

Walmart, men’s section for about $20USD :)

I NEED IT

comfort

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a.k.a Steve is a space heater.

Steve + Bucky | Centuries

thunderboltsortofapenny

SCREAMS

Leo Fitz Week » Day Two: Favourite OutFitz

i can’t get over the knife scene in cap2 because the winter soldier is trying so hard to stab steve

but he keeps on dodging

which makes him so frustrated he just pushes him away

like gOD LET ME FUCKING FINISH THIS

# GOD STEVE JUST LET ME STAB YOU

what if steve laughed like chris

Okay but what about the Winter Soldier programming protecting Bucky Barnes?

When he regains his memory, Bucky is absolutely horrified and distraught at the things he’s done as the Winter Soldier. There’s so much fear and hatred and self-loathing for himself that he...