AU where hans doesn’t have muttonchops

I’m very uncomfortable

NO STAHP NONONONO

Frozen Screenshots 5 / ??: Hans + reflections.

It breaks my heart that Anna looks at Hans so adoringly 

What's up with Hans' face in that last picture? :>

If we had a test on Frozen instead of science or English

I would get 120% because I would sing Let it Go during the test

And if we had to do character analysis' I would ace every single one.

friendly reminder that the only time hans is alone and doesn’t have anyone to “reflect” off of he’s grinning like a fucking idiot after the pretty princess he just met

NEXT Q & A SESSION SOMEONE NEEDS TO ASK THIS BECAUSE ALL THAT SHOT HAS DONE IS CAUSE CONTROVERSY AND MADE US FEEL VERY VERY UPSET

Unless he’s “reflecting” off of Sitron…?

Okay, joking aside, this needs some serious clarification.

Nonono okay so I have a theory. So we all know that Hans originally intended to woo Elsa, right? And he only switched to Anna because he saw that that wasn't going to work out.

So, this is scene is before he sees Elsa. Because, of course, at her coronation, he sees her nervousness and all of the emotions she's trying to keep hidden.

I think that's when he realizes she'll be too hard to get to.

So, back to this scene (and the following dorky-smile under the boat), this was when he was still planning to charm his way into Elsa's heart. But he was so respectful to Anna in the meeting scene for the same reason he was so "kind" to the villagers later on- to keep up the act. Obviously, when she said she was a princess, he bowed. And then the adorkable boat thing happened. So I think, yes, at this point, he did really like her, but not romantically. He was thinking, "Wow, she's dorky and cute. Too bad I'm gonna go for her sister." That's what that smile was. Just "Oh, she's pretty cute." And I think he would totally be interested, if he didn't have ulterior motives

And then, at the ball, after he'd realized that he wasn't gonna get anywhere with Elsa, he remembered meeting Anna. How awkward and obviously smitten she was. How easy it would be to win her over. So then he goes for it. He alters his plan, adapts it to the new circumstances.

He does this later on, too, remember? More than once:

There's this:

And during the reveal:

"I figured I'd have to stage a little accident for Elsa. But then she doomed herself, and you were dumb enough to go after her."

He saw it as an advantage. Elsa was out of the way, so he didn't have to worry about that part of the plan. She was already done for, right?

And after he locks Anna in the room to TURN TO ICE:

"She was killed by Queen Elsa."

"At least we got to say our marriage vows...before she died in my arms."

"With a heavy heart, I charge Queen Elsa of Arendelle with treason and sentence her to death."

And them of course, this:

"Your sister is dead...because of you!"

A lie, which leads to a vulnerable Elsa, which lets him do this:

Sorry for the rant. I've had that theory in my head for for so long now, and I couldn't stand seeing another post about being confused because of that smile. So, there ya go. My headcanon. Doesn't mean it's true, but it seems more logical to me than thinking that he was out-of-character.

Wait....

More broad-shouldered than Hans???!!!??!?

*faints*

How Hans cheers himself up

I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT BEFORE I CLICKED. 

AND THEY EVEN SAID "SIZE DOESN'T MATTER"

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME

*Set to the tune of ‘Gaston (Reprise)’*

"Sitron, I’m afraid I’ve been thinking…

A dangerous pastime, I know.

But that naive young girl’s Elsa’s sister.

And her knowledge is only so-so.

Now the wheels in my head have been turning,

Since the moment that I caught her hand.

See I promised...

open rp

hans bursts into the room and is surprised by what he sees

a dick

"why’s there a giant mirror here?"

"I AM STUNNING!!!"

but hans is literally so nice how the hell am i supposed to believe he’s an asshole

My exact thoughts when I was watching.

Can we talk about this.

Elsa could be well aware that Hans is about to kill her. I mean she could have heard him unsheathe his sword. But she obviously doesn’t care if she dies. She’s been told that Anna was dead and it was all her fault. She has nothing else to live for. Her parents are gone, and now her sister, the only person left who loved her unconditionally. 

She’s so devastated that she won’t defend herself and that is what gets me about this frick scene right here. She feels like she deserves it. 

Stop it.

I was thinking something along the same lines. We know that Anna only ran to Elsa because she heard Hans unsheathing his sword. So either Elsa really didn't care that she was about to be killed, or she wasn't fully aware of the sound because of her grief.