Cap!Sam wins. the evil has been defeated

at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

who cares about the hair when mr mime is apparently going to fuck our mom

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions

bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist

Holt: your heteronormative lifestyle choices will bring about your demise

me @ my cat: baby enjoy toy. mommy buy for you. enjoy entertainment baby

cat: fuck you. give me more crumpled starbucks receipts

i can’t believe john mulaney listens to a band with conor oberst in it…the ex-catholic really jumped out

I'm in love with the idea that Obi-Wan slept with pretty much everything that moves from his mid teenage years up until Qui-Gon dies.

Then he was like "oh shit I got to take care of this kid I can't be having one-night stands every other day" so he stops completely

This gives Anakin the idea that Obi-Wan has never had sex or has done so extremely rarely. Which all the other Jedi who knew Obi-Wan before Anakin find absolutely hilarious.

Then as soon as Anakin is knighted and Obi-Wan is no longer is legally responsible for him he's just like "yeah I want to have a ton of sex" and that's why he's just flirting with everything in the clone wars

Anakin goes to get a check up and they run a standard yearly std check (he's clean) and he makes some comment about how Obi-Wan probably doesn't get checked (he's 14/15 and embarrassed about being checked)

The healer bites their tongue and doesn't tell Anakin that from age 16-25 Obi-Wan was checked at least every 3 months because he was categorized as at high risk for an std

someone: how are you doing

me: well my sports teams have been in a bit of a rough patch so-

Fuck this bitch. She’s just mad more people wanna fuck Pennywise than her.

I mean, look at him.

what the genuine fuck are you talking about

its bad when the brony is the sensible one

That’s fair

“My parents are afraid that I’ll be arrested.  I’m their daughter and they love me so much, and they don’t want anything to happen to me.  But we are students and we’re the ones who will own this place in the future.  Yes I’m only a teenager, and I’m still growing, and I’m still learning more.  But I can speak while I’m learning more.  And I know right from wrong.  Our freedoms are disappearing, and I don’t want to live in a place where I can’t speak freely about my opinion.  It’s so important to hear everyone’s opinion.  When you only look at something from one angle, it may seem perfect.  But there might be problems that you can only see from another angle.  So everyone must be free to share their angle, or things will get worse.  Some people think that protesting is pointless.  Yes China is very powerful, but everything is possible because we are fighting for the right thing.  And truth will always win.  Even if it takes one hundred years.  I’m still too young to stand on the front line, but one day I will stand up and tell the whole world that we in Hong Kong are not afraid, and that we will not hide or escape, and that we’ll always fight for freedom.” (Hong Kong)

“fiction is a place suitable for exploring dark topics” and “immoral acts shouldn’t be glorified and normalized in fiction” are statements that can and should coexist

I did the being edgy and self-deprecating thing, it gets old. I wanna be soft and lovely and easily impressed. I wanna appreciate all the little things that make me happy the same way I’ve dwelled on every single thing that upsets me.

The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)

fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again 

you’re telling me this is real and not a shitpost

I seriously thought this shit was fake until I looked it up

that one time a parody of a fake found footage film is believed to be fake until footage is found.

i found an extended version of the one above in which scrappy is inexplicably out in the woods and the gang, rightly, is scared shitless by him

Catherine O'Hara wearing a glove as a headband in BEETLEJUICE (1988) || Catherine O'Hara wearing a wig as a hat in SCHITT’S CREEK (2019)

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