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THESE ARE NOT SERIOUS PEOPLE

@stephenroot / stephenroot.tumblr.com

Repeatedly baffled Christendom by continuing to live.
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Sensationalist bullshit

there’s only 1 MCU movie next year because of the STRIKES, nothing would be finished in time for a 2024 release. It has 0% to do with the performance of The Marvels

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stephenroot

@marisatomay was talking about how Marvel is glass cliffing this movie to blame their terrible performance lately on centering women and POC rather than looking inward at why their movies aren't performing well anymore - disgustingly, they're relying on predictable right-wing culture warrior backlash to shore up this strategy and tossing their actors and directors under the bus.

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mwagneto

jesus fucking christ look at all these fragile pieces of shit who can’t watch a movie with women and poc in them I'm💀💀💀

everyone who’s commenting “haha wouldn’t that leave like 5 minutes of the movie then😂😂” is missing the point SO hard

no, it wouldn’t. cutting all the female characters, poc and gay “rep” is actually….pretty easy. this guy did it and it’s still a solid movie.

you guys are giving marvel WAY too much credit. They don’t give a shit about representation, they don’t give a shit about you - the only thing they care about is money and looking Woke™

they did that by advertising how “progressive” they are for adding the first openly gay character ever!! let’s see when we can get an openly gay main character. or at least, dare I suggest, one that has a name.

they did that by hyping carol the fuck up and then only using her for 3 scenes

they did that by putting all the female characters in one shot for a Girl Power UwU scene; “oh look at us! we have all these female characters in one shot! we don’t hate women” isn’t that sad? that you can fit all your girls into one single shot? that despite your claims, all the girls combined still only have 116 minutes of screentime while the men have almost 400? isn’t that fucking pathetic?

it is. and look at this douche, look at all the assholes out there, this doesn’t mean SHIT to them, they take half an hour out of their day and cut a few scenes and boom - everything marvel claims is “progressive” is gone. none of their fake wokeness is important to the plot.

the gay character? who even is he?

T'challa and his family? their ~ 1 minute of screentime is easily cut

Sam becoming Cap? Where will we see that? In the show? Right. This person cut the scene and did that change the plot of endgame? the answer is no.

Carol? not much to cut since she was barely there

Natasha? The only thing she was good for is to die

Pepper? housewife. All he needed to do was cut the scenes where Tony washes the dishes and talks to Pepper, and cut Rescue’s, what, 20 seconds of screentime? and boom. ideal female, right?

Valkyrie? Oh she’s there alright, in the background, doing jack shit until Thor calls her queen in one scene, but does that scene mean anything? Do any of her scenes mean anything? Not to them. 10 seconds is all it takes and her scenes are all gone.

Nebula? kidnapped. dead

Gamora? insignificant. cut

you can’t mock this dude because “haha he has no movie left now 😂”. you gotta mock, no, hate marvel because that’s just the thing - he does. not a single poc or woman or lgbt person did anything that, if they left it out, the movie would make no sense.

and that’s just what he did. and yes, he’s pathetic for it, but don’t think marvel gives a single fuck about you. they don’t.

Aaaand someone said it … every single time a dude can make such a cut and the movie still makes sense, the movie has failed.

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alltingfinns

New rule: If you can cut all minority characters and women without losing plot coherency it is a failure. We can call it the Rian-Russo effect.

Reblogging again for the Rian-Russo effect!

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therealklt

Rian Johnson doesn’t deserve this, lol, he made one bad Star Wars movie. And I can guarantee you that most of these writer/directors are not as in control of the Disney properties they “helm” as you might think.

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stephenroot

“You know what? The MRAs had a point” is about where one should stop.

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thorsthot

i’ve been laughing at this for the past five minutes

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sunfortune

“he didn’t get jumped he got his ass whooped for starting a fight he couldn’t finish 📢”

​tony said, i threw the first punch :( ,,,bu,,t i didnt think he was gonna::;; hit me back ;(( 😖 like yeah clown? Welcome to Brooklyn

I think “yeah clown? Welcome to Brooklyn” might be my favorite comment on the Siberia scene ever.

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Can’t get the image of forty-one year old Chris Pratt at home with a three month old desperately texting all his co-stars to hop on social media and defend him because a twitter meme hurt his feelings that bad.

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