had to draw him

viktor vs cait innit

Viktor just went from being some guy to my all time favourite Arcane character. Funniest possible direction they could’ve gone with him. Every fuck in his mind body soul was spent and gone when he emerged from that goop. Woke up purple from a near death experience and immediately dumped his situationship, quit his job, fucked off to the undercity wearing nothing but a blanket and then became the second coming of Christ on accident. King of protecting his peace. Imagine being that guy who tried to shank him. Some Czech twink with dick and balls hanging out starts glowing and then magically cleanses the poison from your body. I’d be on my knees worshipping him too man what a fucked up situation. Someone please get him some trousers

Heart of the hex

You need not suffer anymore. Arcane 2.02: "Watch It All Burn"

Biblically accurate Jesus Christ

i want viktor to keep the hood at the end of arcane

senseless pain

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

Key Visual Design & Art Direction for BALMUDA The Toaster.

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

some highlights from hugh grant answering the proust questionnaire in vanity fair.

Regardless of your gender or sexuality, reblog this and tag your most hetero male trait. Mine is either obsessing over my Altima or sitting around watching TV shows about air disasters.

it's honestly extremely consumerist and shallow to assume that because you are a woman and like girly and feminine things, that anyone who doesn't equally enjoy those things is a misogynist. you are not your stuff. i feel like that was the theme of so much media in the 90s and we need to get back to that. you are not your skincare routine, your stanley cup, your ballet flats, your paperback copies of midwit literary fiction books you carry around but haven't actually ready, your aritizia clothing or your eyelash extensions. these are things you have chosen to buy because the overwhelming social and cultural forces that create the weather in which you live from day to day have decided that they are affordable tokens suitable for a lifestyle like the one to which you aspire. if this sounds like i'm trying to recruit you to a female fight club, well - some offline community wouldn't hurt, yeah?

it's actually also very funny to me that gen x steeped in this anticonsumerist messaging for so long and still managed to raise the most shallow, materialistic generation who are so susceptible to covert forms of advertising that the FCC is constantly having to invent new laws to keep people on social media honest about selling shit nobody needs. like wow you guys really shit the bed as parents.

why use makeup and high heels to strike fear into the hearts of men when just existing as an autonomous person with your own thoughts and feelings is the most terrifying thing any man can imagine

PSA: knitting needles are just as effective as stilettos at ripping out throats

this is the kind of shit i’m talking about when i say that vapid consumerist birdbrained negative-IQ loser girl charlotte york sansa stark barbiefied choice feminism is one salient method through which women have forfeited almost all of our political and cultural capital over the past 15 years btw. this vapid focus on pointless aesthetic posturing, “rip out men’s throats,” “if a man puts his hands on you cut them off,” “kill your abuser,” “eyeliner so sharp it can kill a man,” “lipstick as red as the blood of my enemies”. this juvenile eschatalogical aesthetic fixation of 2010s choice feminism got us absolutely nowhere but back to the 60s. hope you got those knitting needles ready to give back-alley abortions!