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These shots of Shmi and Padme sharing a datapad to watch Anakin race never fail to get me

Live Shmi reaction (w/ bonus Qui-Gon regretting his life choices):

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bitcheshelp

a spin on a classic

@mrgartist17 me with Accidental Sith AU

I be like "I know Qui-Gon dying was painful, but you know what's more painful? HIM LIVING AND BEING UNABLE TO FACE UP TO THE LOVE HE CARRIES IN HIS HEART, HURTING PEOPLE IN THE PROCESS"

LITERALLY WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT RN HNNNNNNNNG

I know >=)))

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of-naboo

The ceremony itself was simple. No one spoke, except quietly amongst themselves. Instead they watched as Qui-Gon's body was lit up in a bright fire, and they kept watching until he had been reduced to ash. Padmé's grief felt more personal than she had expected. The Jedi Master had trusted her when he knew she was keeping secrets, had let her try to keep control of a wildly unpredictable situation, and had respected her judgement enough to at least listen to her arguments. She would never get to thank him for any of that. They would never look back at what they had experienced together and find the lighter side of it. It would always be an open wound.

Star Wars Queen's Peril, E.K Johnston

it's always nice to see my Qui and Padme dynamic vaguely align with canon. Thank you for the tag!

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What if Qui-Gon survived the events of The Phantom Menace and served during The Clone Wars?

ACCIDENTAL SITH AU ACCIDENTAL SITH AU

*blushes furiously* AWW THANK YOU!!!

And you're SO right about Accidental Sith AU Qui-Gon and armor. He's running out there in his robes and that's it, and it's giving Cody a heart attack. Obi-Wan and Ahsoka pick up their bad habits from him, tbh.

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journen

Mullet clone wars armour obi

I want everyone to know there is a good chance Accidental Sith Obi-Wan did not cut his mullet because a) no Anakin to tease him initially and b) Qui-Gon is still alive so no "oh no i look like my dead dad"

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Idiots online: THIS ACTOR IN A STAR WARS SHOW DOESN'T HAVE EXPERT KNOWLEDGE OF STAR WARS!!! ARRGGHGH!!!! STAR WARS IS RUINED!!!! Meanwhile Harrison Ford: Who the fuck is Anakin and why are you asking me?
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reasons to love harrison ford

1. hates donald trump 2. got his ear pierced at claires because why not 3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD MAN 4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a crap abt star wars 5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him 6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions 7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is insane when you think about all the stunts involved 8. quote “the director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shed” 9. arguably sexy 10. points angrily and its super effective

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fiyhi

11. is just a really sweet person 12. no really my dad worked with him on firewall as the tech advisor and he was just a really swell guy 13. got my mom’s birth date from my dad and sent her flowers 14. he sent my mom flowers for her birthday 15. he didn’t even know her he just wanted to be sweet

this was a beautiful and necessary edition to this post thank you oh my god

Awwwww

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madlori

When he was asked to be in Jimmy Kimmel’s “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck” video, in which he pulled up alongside them in a car and gave Jimmy a little wink and an air-kiss, when he showed up at the set he looked kind of put out. Kimmel was afraid he wasn’t down with what they were asking. But he just said, “I don’t know, this wardrobe…don’t you have anything mesh that I could wear?”

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losethehours

When he was filming “Witness” he rented a small farm from a friend of mine. At the end of the filming my friend went and checked out the property as usual. He noticed the barn door had been leveled so it no longer would swing open on it’s own. Went into the house and saw the closets had been redone, in the kitchen the cabinets had been replaced and all the drawers now opened really well. Turns out that there were thousands of dollars of work and materials put into fixing up everything at the place.

My friend called Ford and asked him how much he was asking for the work. Ford told him doing that kind of thing helped him relax and stay sane when he was filming. Would not take a dime. Plus he paid for a new water heater and got the sewage system cleaned out.

And he paid rent to live there the entire time.

Local Carpenter Stumbles Into Stardom, Worries This May Interfere With His Carpentry

King shit right here.

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forcearama

OMG

Ghost Padme is wearing neither the clothes she died in nor the clothes she was buried in, which can only mean one thing Padme Amidala brought her wardrobe with her to the afterlife, because wearing the same outfit for eternity was to her a fate worse than death

okay i saw this comment and im screaming and have to reblog again

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darth-jess

OBI-WAN IN THE BACK POURING THE ALCOHOL THOUGH 😭🤣

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I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.

Anjelica Huston as Morticia Addams in The Addams Family (1991) & Addams Family Values (1993)

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