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You know what, aang used to have a friend in the fire nation called kuzon, right? I was thinking, because almost no one knew aang was the avatar kuzon probably thought he had been killed along with the other Airbenders

So what i like to imagine is:

  • the gaang, post-war, visiting a random fire nation village in the middle of nowhere, when suddenly an elderly woman approaches them and tentatively calls out "aang?"
  • Everyone wary till she says "I'm kuzon's daughter"
  • Leads them to this little hut out of town
  • "apologies, we never had much money, no one would hire my father because of his views..."
  • Turns out, kuzon never forgot his friend aang, and never forgave the fire nation for what they did
  • Spent the rest of his life loudly denouncing the war and the firelord's actions, which periodically got him in trouble with the law
  • She leads them to the basement, where lo and behold...
  • Dozens of air nomad heirlooms, mementos, trinkets
  • A couple of diaries, full of traditions, histories, tales and myths
  • Every scrap of air nomad culture kuzon could find, every story aang ever told him
  • "he tried to preserve as much of your culture as he could"
  • Aang later uses kuzon's heirlooms to rebuild the air nomads
  • Look I made myself cry
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Like yes, I think it would be good if Azula got a redemption arc because she is also a traumatized teenager and she deserves a chance, but. the thing is. 

The last time we see her in the comics she had formed a girl gang to pretend to be ghosts and kidnap a bunch of Fire Nation noble’s kids. But like, they didn’t hurt the kids- they just stuck them in a bunker and they were a little freaked out but mostly bored? 

And when Zuko figures it out and is like ‘yo what the fuck’ she goes all “AH, Zuzu, you see I have a new goal!!! I am no longer trying to dethrone you and take the mantle of Firelord!!! This convoluted girl-gang-ghost-kidnapping thing was in fact part of my devious, genius plan to fulfill my destiny of making YOU into a better Fire Lord, by which I mean a Fire Lord who is more like ME, so I will kinda be Fire Lord, but also not!”

And Zuko has an angst about it a bit but then he’s just like “Wait, that’s stupid, now that you’ve told me that I’m just gonna not do what you would do so I can go back to like, reforming tax law or something.” and that’s what he does so Azula and her girl gang disappear into the mist in their matching outfits, because again, they are pretending to be ghosts. 

And honestly, I think that is a good career for Azula. Just constantly making disruptive but ultimately harmless scooby-doo-esque schemes with a bunch of disgruntled lesbians she broke out of a mental institution as a way to unhelpfully help her brother while still being ~Evil~. I imagine by the fourth hairbrained plot where she kidnaps their baby half sister in order to teach her lightning bending and maybe have a hair braiding circle with the girl gang that Zuko will have a dedicated ‘Azula’s on her bullshit’ squad consisting of him, Mai, Ty Lee, and Suki and all of them will view it as a nice getaway from the mundanity of regular politicking. Occasionally Ursa will tag along to make sure Azula and her girlfriends have enough snacks. imo this is Azula living her best life.

Ursa, walking into the throne room with a box of custard buns: Zuko dear, Kiyi didn’t sleep in her bed last night- there’s an artistically ominous blood spatter on the mirror and her toothbrush is missing, I assume it’s Azula. Could you give her these when you find her? They’re fresh, so don’t take to long. 

Zuko, pretending he’s not thrilled for an excuse to miss the incredibly boring social event that was supposed to be happening at the Palace that night: Oh, yes, sure, thank you mom. Mother. *ahem* *reaches up to pull the special ‘Azula’s On Her Bullshit Bell’* *Ty Lee and Suki appear fromt he shadows in their kyoshi gear*

Ty Lee: Yay, mini vacation!! I’ll get Mai!

Suki: I’ll go check the secret passages closest to Kiyi’s room, she’s probably just holed up in the grave yard again. We should really do a sweep of the empty tombs and like, iunno, put locks on them or something.

Zuko, shrugging: Not like it would stop her. Besides it’s easier to find her this way. Hang on I just have to check if Iroh wants to give her anything I think he got some of the jasmine she likes. 

~Meanwhile~

Azula: Kiyi, just what do you think you’re doing here? I specifically told you i would be kidnapping you next weekend.

Kiyi: Yeah but there’s a stupid party tonight and neither me or Zuzu wants to go so I thought I’d come hang out in your club house instead. 

Azula: It’s not a clubhouse, it’s a lair. 

Kiyi: Sure. I brought snacks but we can’t eat too many because mom made you custard buns. I left some of my old hair ribbons outside in the graveyard so they’ll probably find us soon. 

Azula: ….. I have really been craving custard buns…. okay you can stay but when they come you have to pretend I kidnapped you so Zuko realizes networking parties are stupid.  

Kiyi, already flopping on Azula’s bean bag chair and pulling out her snacks: k

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Anonymous asked:

Do you have any Maiko headcanons you haven’t shared yet?

I’m always thinking up new maiko hc’s! Here’s some pretty soft ones that I’ve come up with lately~

• Mai loves to run her fingers through Zuko’s hair and give him head massages. It’s one of the few ways she can actually get him to fall sleep

• Zuko is Mai’s personal heating pad

• Mai sometimes wears Zuko’s clothes for fun, especially when he’s away on business trips. They’re super comfortable and she likes the baggy feel (not to mention they smell like him)

• Mai actually has extreme stage fright so when she becomes fire lady and has to speak to the public, Zuko always hypes her up before hand

• It’s basically canon that Mai and Zuko speak through physical touch, so in the instances where they can’t really display physical affections (meetings, greeting the public), they always find a very subtle way to link their pinkies as an act of assurance

• Zuko shadows the kitchen staff and picks up cooking/baking so that he can make Mai’s favorite dishes

• Their favorite place to spend time is the palace library because that’s the only place they can escape from interruptions and relax in the solitude of their own company

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headcanon that aang and zuko get called to the sun warrior civilisation “immediately because it’s an EMERGENCY.”

and so they’re both freaking out because what happened and it’s actually because the dragon egg zuko touched has hatched.

and because it’s a baby, the very first baby in like thousands of years, everyones extremely wary and aang has to babysit zuko because zuko wants to fucking hold it.

aang: zuko do not touch the baby dragon.
zuko: no aang, i must touch it.

and so they’re celebrating and the baby bonds with zuko and the sun warriors are like “you are forever bonded.”

and aang freaks out and has an ethical crisis because zuko + baby dragon = disaster and he can’t just take the baby from its parents like it has to grow up in the wild and help rebuild the dragon population (aang knows this all too well).

but he can’t just ignore what the sun warriors say so zuko takes it back to the fire nation.

and so aang leaves for republic city but zuko now insists on being addressed as “firelord zuko, mother of dragons.” and no one can stop him.

so when aang visits the fire nation again they introduce aangs arrival like “firelord zuko, mother of dragons, the avatar has arrived.”

and aang just faints right there.

and then again when he finds out druk has his own throne and goes with zuko to meetings and shoots fire at politicians who are mean to zuko.

the politicians know not to mess with the baby anymore.

and by baby they mean zuko.

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aang is a flute player pass it on

Zuko plays the violin pass it on

toph is a badass percussionist and guitarist pass it on

Yue plays the harp because it fits her soft aesthetic pass it on

Katara is a clarinet player. Don't know why exactly but she is.

sokka plays cello and bass guitar bc lower strings win pass it on

momo plays the bongos send tweet

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everiistence

Azula is first chair violinist pass it on

mai plays the piccolo

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pakku says “how hard could it be? it’s just pressing keys?” and has never once picked up an instrument

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swan2swan

People actually argue "Mai shouldn't be the Firelady because it would be too boring and she would be disinterested" like that isn't the perfect reason for her to be in that position.

Is she going to be terrible at planning parties and diplomatic functions? Probably not, because she's been trained and raised for that sort of thing, but she's probably going to be more focused on community outreach and reparation projects.

And you know she's going to take great pleasure in walking up to Tattletale Snoot's manse and saying "Hello, it's me, the girl you loudly talked about at the Hearthfire Feast because she was sitting with her legs crossed during the second tea ceremony, anyway, those badgermole statues you're using as fountains were actually plundered from the Hei Zhin Temple fifty-eight years ago, and thanks to the Restoration Deal the Firelord enacted last year, they will need to be returned to the Earth Kingdom. Also, because you didn't list them on the registry within the first three months of the Deal, or request an appraisal, the transportation costs are now going to fall upon your estate."

Mai spent her whole childhood sitting quietly in the company of wealthy families who thrived in a time of conquest and genocide. She knows names, places, customs, and procedures, but she never really wanted to be a part of it.

Now she gets to help dismantle the whole darn thing.

Lady Mai had the time of her life.

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But Iroh x Aang ...

- Iroh teaching Aang the philosophy of each element so he can learn to be a better avatar

- Aang sometimes going to Iroh for some great tea and advice when he needs it

- Iroh being the Gyatso that Aang misses

- Aang playing Pi Sho with Iroh and Aang showing him the techniques that Gyatso showed him

- Aang making sure that Zuko visits his uncle whenever he can because he knows that they miss each other

- Iroh asking Aang for jokes since he believes that Air Nomads have a good sense of humor

- Aang flying Iroh to the fire nation once in a while whenever Iroh misses Zuko and Zuko is preoccupied in the Fire Nation to come to his Tea Shop

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So we’re all in agreement that making Toph a cop was a pretty bad move in hindsight. That leaves us with the question, ‘What should Toph have done instead?’ Well, I have an idea.

One day, Toph travels to one of the mountain ranges near the center of the world and then completely levels an entire mountain. She spends weeks, months, digging into the earth, shoving boulders thrice her size, meeting everything head on. Once she has a large enough chunk of land, she begins to build. Walls climb towards the clouds. Furniture is carved from stone. The detail is immaculate. When she invites the others to come help her, they can only gape, because she’s single-handedly built an entire multi-room mansion.

Sokka is able to set up a lighting system, reminding Toph that other people will need to see in the hallways. He’s also in charge of stocking the large kitchen, at least for the first wave of arrivals. Katara sews together fabrics for things like curtains, rugs, blankets. She also makes sure that the drawers are filled with various healing ointments. Suki checks to make sure that everything is safe for bodies of all heights. Zuko and Aang travel the world and use their influence to spread the word that this place exists.

What is this place exactly? Well, it has a name, but it can best be described as a combination of a halfway house and a foster home. A place that exists for any child who, like Toph, has to escape their abusive parents but don’t have anywhere else to go. Toph will take them in. She’ll make sure that they get ‘toughened up’ and that they’re not a bunch of ‘weak fuddy duddies’ from the things their parents did to them. And if an abusive parent comes along to try to take their kid back…I mean, really, do you expect anyone to get past Toph? Come on! Not that she’s the only one who fights them off. One by one, the other kids become confident enough to stand at her side, fighting away the abusive parents, fighting away the abuse. She raises them to be strong. She raises them to be confident. She raises them.

Some leave, of course. She’s Aang’s best friend. She knows that some people are just destined to travel the world. That’s why it’s also a halfway house. Any child can stay with her for as long or as little as they need. And of course that includes children who are escaping the law. What does she look like, a cop?

So, yes, some leave, but some stay. Some call her ‘Mom’. She calls two, ‘daughters’. The eldest daughter tells her that she wants to go be the Police Chief of Republic City. (”You’re going against everything that your parent taught you? I am so proud of you!”) The younger daughter tells her that she wants to do what Toph did, only to a new extreme, building an entire city. Toph is proud of her, as well. She’s proud of all of the kids who come and go, who stay and leave, who learn and grow.

Aang stops by to tell them all stories of his adventures. Zuko stops by to offer genuinely good advice about how they can grow into someone new, someone who isn’t defined by their past or the abuse they faced. Katara is everyone’s surrogate aunt and often stops by to heal the children with the worst injuries. Suki and Sokka teach all of the nonbender children. Iroh travels there several times a year to brew tea for everyone and offer his own advice. He always leaves after a few days, to travel back to Ba Sing Se, but that’s okay. For some, it’s a place to visit. For others, it’s a home. 

And what does Toph name that home?

What else?

The Runaway.

I’m foaming at the mouth thinking about this idea - like that dude on Kyoshi Island- you know him -

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a list of dumb atla headcanons

  • the gaang have a lazy and silly game of pressing stuff against toph's feet and getting her to guess what it is. sokka started it, forgetting that toph can only 'see' earth, but the game stuck
  • suki swears a lot more than anyone expects her to. more than sokka does, because he's been brought up to believe that you shouldn't swear in front of women. he was also taught that women themselves don't swear, so she often plays it up just to make him squirm
  • while mai never has any desire to reconnect with azula, ty lee thinks about her a lot and sometimes visits her. azula wouldn't be pleased to see her at first, but ty lee has an unfailing niceness that means she weathers coldness well. over time, she'd be one of a few people who helped azula get to a better place
  • toph is the chief of getting stones out of people's shoes on long walks. she uses this as more evidence for why shoes suck
  • zuko is queer but doesn't realise it for quite a long time because it never even seemed like an option to him. aang probably mentions something completely offhand about a gay monk he knew way back when and zuko is like 'wait. that's a thing?', which sparks a long and weird process of him re-analysing his past relationships with dudes. jet comes up a lot.
  • aang mentions hei bai so often that the gaang has in-jokes about it. long into adulthood, they ask him to 'say hey to hei bai' whenever he has to voyage into the spirit world
  • once zuko's hair grows long enough, the gaang bullies him into letting katara braid it and give him 'hair loopies'. he yields to shut them up. sokka never laughs harder in his life
  • iroh teaches all of the kids pai sho on their many visits to his teashop. to have any chance of winning, they sometimes all team up to play against him. it still isn't a fair game, mostly because katara and zuko can't stop arguing over what the right move is
  • sokka occasionally just sits and watches the moon when he can't sleep. sometimes he gets the sense that yuey is watching back, especially on a full moon, but he always dismisses the thought
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