Wtf happens to the Jack white fandom?😭

I still remember ten years ago when the Jack White fandom on Tumblr was THRIVING.

Everything in its right place

Forgot how great this picture is

This art is BEAUTIFUL

Jack White 2015

The White Stripes live 2003

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Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!

I should have made a "Carney" version of this after Jack tried to fight Pat Carney at a bar in New York.

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Ah yes, all the glorious Jack White memes I made... I should get back into this, I miss it and there are a lot more meme-able picture of Jack. Especially with that haircut he got.

Honestly I don’t fucking understand why do people get so butthurt about Jack working with Beyoncé?? Did you even listen to the song? The whole album is revolutionary and Don’t Hurt Yourself might just become one of the best songs of 2016! The lyrics are just so powerful! I get it, you have every right to not like ‘pop’ or Beyoncé’s music itself but this track could easily be on Jack’s solo album and y’all would be pissing your pants from excitement then. Haters, learn to be a little bit more open-minded, life’s better that way!

People are hating? SERIOUSLY? The song is spectacular lol.

HOW MANY MUTHAFUCKIN QUOTABLE LYRICS CAN YOU FIT IN ONE SONG THEN YOU PUT JACK WHITE ON THE HOOK BITCH GO ALL THE WAY OFF

For fuck's sake, Jack White.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

SO MUCH YES

the history of jack white

jack white was born in d-town, where he grew up being catholic, holding candles n’ shit. got in a movie once, being catholic and holding a candle. as a teen he found that he enjoyed beating things with sticks (drumming), a lot. so much so that in his 20′s he found a girl to do it for him (meg white). jack played guitar, they got married (also divorced yo), and formed a band called the white stripes in 1997.

they got big and made lots of music and videos. even a video about liking girls and legos. they traveled and wore lots of red. lots of red. seriously why did they like red so much. 

in the mid 2000′s jack also formed two other bands: the racontors. the raccoon toots  THE RACONTUERS, and the dead weather. the difference in those two is the racs color scheme was chili and copper colored, while the dead weather was mostly black and sweat. seriously everyone sweated so much.

in this time jack had facial hair got really muscular and married a model named karen. they made two smaller humans together. he also worked with lots of famous old country people. loretta lynn was the most most important. she and jack are level 9000 friends. she made bread for him once.

in 2009 he opened hipster disney world (aka third man records). it’s color scheme was inspired by jerry seinfeild’s 2007 hit film ‘bee movie.’ 

in 2011 the universe was all like, “hey, you know what would be fun? make the white stripes break up.” and then they broke up. meg disappeared, but she’s probably okay. seriously meg are you even alive…

in 2012 jack went solo and changed his color scheme to a nursery shade of blue. he released an album and named it after a gun and it was great.

then in 2014 he went to a darker blue. like ocean on a rotating globe blue. he released an album named after some shit from the black plague. it was louder and he threw shade at black licorice (kind of racist tbh) and talks about ladies. he toured a lot and drank tons of champagne. also fucked up his ankle (fukin loser). 

in 2015 the dead weather came back, less sweaty this time, and released an album. it was purple and kind of ok. he also opened a second bee movie store.(seriously as i’m writing this i don’t remember much of what happened to him in 2k15 ok don’t tell me what i missed)

it’s 2016 now and he was on the muppets, he rode in a car with a depressed frog with relationship issues and sang songs.

bye

GUYS IT BABY JACK