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I can tolerate space magic but i draw the line at unrealistic homogeneity between species and cultures
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I like looking at the "just guys being dudes" kind of content because it's exactly what clones would do. College age guys digging holes for no reason other than fun.

Gotta love the classic “just guy being dudes” stuff they deserve it, man, makes em feel more alive. Some of my favourite stuff to draw fr fr

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ferretrade

what if clone armor designs are a clone language and cody's dick arrow and slutty little thigh stripe is really him saying he's dtf

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wolveria

No one takes the Batch seriously with their bikini armor

Yeah, like why does Crosshair have that extra patch right over the groin as if it doesn't immediately draw the eye there.

Slut.

Is maybe Cody called Cody because he uses so much of the armour paint code (trooper version of hankie code)?

Kama are super sexy anyway but does the overlap at the back vs the crack gap have a significance to fellow troopers?

Crisscross crotch frame or codazzler? I think we know much less than we think we know about what they convey in their choices 😜

The guy in the middle with the stringie thingy, that's his codazzler 😁

I must be honest I keep expecting some painfully earnest dudebro to pop onto my sillier posts to correct me about it having a normal technical term. To reprimand me for trivialising the cordwanglesprangle that's essential for preventing disastrous holster oscillation or some such. Rendering it into a sexual frippery is demeaning to all troopers blah blah blah.

To me it will always be the codazzler 😁

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the reason obi-wan is the Most Jedi To Ever Exist (at least in others' perception) isn't because he's secretly enlightened by having located complete inner tranquility, because god knows that man is just a trembling geriatric chihuaha that vibrates with anxiety 24/7, but with more cloak and robes--actually he's just deeply deeply autistic and was given a guideline for How To Behave And Present To The World at a very young and impressionable age, said 'is anyone gonna base their entire self around this then live in constant fear of not being able to perpetuate it?' then didnt wait for an answer. hes literally masking . bangs on the wall of my cage. can anyone hear me . obi-wan performs the fuck out of being a jedi because hes MASKING

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I’m always a little Meh on people making Cody the same age (or older) than Obi-Wan in AUs that don’t take place in the gffa. Because. Listen.

Hot fresh grad Cody with some impressive job as like… a newscaster or a male model or some military thing… dating a bedraggled rumpled wet cat of a middle-aged Bug Scientist, and thinking this easily-distracted disaster is the hottest shit ever, while his brothers look on in absolute confusion and mild horror.

Obi-Wan can clean up nice and be this refined professor type with perfectly coiffed hair and perfectly groomed beard and perfectly pressed sweatervest combo and a perfectly cultured accent… but then he sees a rare Parasitic Worm in the bushes by the koi pond, and suddenly he’s covered in mud and bleeding and holding up this specimen with demands for a mason jar so he can get it back to a lab and see if they can get this into that one breeding program over in the university three states over.

And 22yo ‘could have literally anyone he wants’ Cody is like 😍

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threebea

If you don’t love me at my field work you don’t deserve me at my hot academic.

-Professor Kenobi in a mud puddle probably

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Please imagine Mace Windu holding a baby/toddler clone. On his hip. Pretending to be serious, and sternly lecturing some shame-faced Grown Soldier Clones about being a good example for their baby brothers. Like a parent, or someone who has in fact successfully raised a teenage padawan before.

(The toddler is contentedly chewing on the leg of a plush akk toy, and is covered in what appears to be honey.)

Okay that is all.

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november doodles

owo what this

enjoy random doodles.

ALSO I POST MY ART ON TOYHOU.SE A LITTLE MORE REGULARLY. if youre interested in seeing outdated character descriptions, feel free to check it out! it's way more organized if you are looking to view art of specific characters! ** a lot of the art on my toyhouse is old, but i keep it up to showcase my journey! mind anything that looks particularly strange lol

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cc1010fox
Fox: You're telling me that vod killed his own Jedi? Stone: Yes. He says the Jedi betra-- Fox: Delay his decommissioning. I'm going to see about getting him a new designation. Tell him he might soon be a Corrie. Stone: Fox... Fox: Oh, and ask him if he's single. Tell him I don't mind if he's not. I can keep a secret. Stone just sighs.
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anstarwar

A mysterious report showed up on Obi-wan’s desk with a shocking revelation about Anakin and the Chancellor

Who could have left it there? I guess we’ll never know...

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