Sunflower🌻

Bucky: I can't believe it. Is this why you never accepted any of the dates I brought? Is this where I went wrong all those years?

Steve: Buck-

Bucky: I'd be out there on the streets looking for Bonnie and Connie, but you're telling me now the ones I should have been looking for was Freaky and Fangy? Is that it?

Steve: I-

Bucky: well butter my butt and call it a sandwich. Who could have guessed Steve Rogers was out there looking to bang the things I had nightmares about

Bucky: Oh look, there's a vampire! You wanna have sex with him too?

Vampire: already did, sweetie

Bucky: alrea-

Bucky: ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Bucky: did you suck his blood or what

Vampire: among other things, yeah