"Have I gone mad?" Natasha whispered, her eyes wide on the giant cat with long grey fur carrying light blue stripes in a tiger print. Its big turquoise eyes were fixated on her, exactly like a predator would, and when it curled its mouth into a giant smile, she could see its razor sharp pointy teeth.
"I am afraid so," the cat answered, "You are entirely bonkers."
It looked around for a moment, its paws so light in the air that it was almost as if the beast was floating- Natasha then realized that it was. It leaned forward, closer to her, and Natasha quickly stepped back.
"But I will tell you a secret… " the cat spoke, a silent chuckle to its voice, "All the best people are."
“Who are you?” Natasha demanded, squaring her shoulders and masking her fear. She was not afraid. And even if she was, she sure as hell was not going to show it to some freak of nature. Her hand rested on her hip, at the place her gun rested.
“Hmm... I knew who I was this morning,” the cat answered, floating closer once more, putting on a thoughtful face, “But I have changed a few times since then.”
The cat seemed to sigh, blowing out its cheeks as it rolled through the air lazily. “Such desire for answers, you do not like mysteries, do you? Well, I’m stranger. You’re stranger. Together, we are… strangers.”
Having enough of being toyed with, Natasha reached for her gun, determined to take it and aim it at the monstrous cat that was slowly floating into her space. But when she wanted to grab it, all her fingers grasped at was air. It was gone. Her gun was gone.
In surprised shock, she looked up, only to be met with the second shock in just a few seconds. Instead of the giant cat floating through the air, there was now a woman idly playing with Natasha’s gun in her hands. She had hair exactly like the cat’s fur, perhaps even a little brighter than that. This could not be real.
“I’m unconscious, aren’t I?” Natasha asked, dropping her hands as she eyed the woman, “Unconscious or drugged or very, very sick. Either way, this isn’t real.”
“Who am I to determine what’s real and what isn’t?” the woman asked, in the same voice as the cat had spoken with, “You may have noticed, I’m not all there myself. To me, everyone is mad. I am, you are. We are.”
“How do I get out of here?”
“Well, some go this way,” the woman said, nodding her head towards her left, “And some go that way.” She nodded towards her right. “But as for me, myself, personally, I prefer the short-cut.”
She gave Natasha a smile, one that was not filled with razor sharp teeth, and Nat may have liked that, feeling some kind of warmth being granted a smile like that, but at the moment she was too busy trying to determine how to get out of here, and back to her friends. This was enough craziness for today.
“There’s never too much craziness,” the woman spoke, and Natasha jerked up and whirled around once she realized that the woman was now behind her. She opened her mouth to say something, but the woman was quicker.
“You asked who I am, well... They call me Cheshire.”
Or: Natasha’s Adventures in Entirely Bat-Shit Crazy What-The-Hell-Is-Going-On Land.