PJO
Percy: If Nico is really a vampire, those wooden stakes will kill him!
Will: But if he's not a vampire, those wooden stakes will kill him.
PJO
Nico: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’
Percy: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.
PJO
Leo: If we were in Jurassic Park, *points to Percy* You would be the first to die.
Leo: *Points to Annabeth* You would be the hero.
Leo:*Points to himself* I would be the kid who gets in the way.
Leo: *points to Clarisse* And you would be the dinosaur.
PJO
*New Camper, attempting to flirt with Annabeth*
Annabeth: Yeah, no.
*Points to Percy who is chugging lemon juice*
Annabeth: That's my boyfriend.
Annabeth: I don't think he can survive without me.
PJO
Percy: *Drawing*
Nico: What is that?
Percy: My descent into madness.
Percy: Well, it's less of a descent, and more of a "I tripped and fell."
The picture:
Thank you @alecasnotebook for the picture
Pjo
Percy: Mahna Mahna
Leo: Dododododo
Percy: Mahna Mahna
Leo: Dododododo
Annabeth & Calypso: STOP!
Pjo
Annabeth: If I see a spider, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else to do something about it.
Annabeth: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back there.
Pjo
Leo: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can’t ‘legally’ be a lawyer if your license is ‘cut out of a cereal box’.
Pjo
Percy: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture."
Bartender: ...I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.
Pjo
Percy: *is throwing stones at Annabeth's window*
Annabeth: You have a phone for a reason, Percy!
*THUD*
Annabeth: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!
Pjo
Frank: I’m going to kill Percy!
Annabeth , completely monotone: Oh no. Don’t.
Pjo
Grover : It’s funny how well you and Annabeth get along. Didn’t she hate you at first?
Percy: Annabeth hates everybody at first. It’s her way of reaching out to people.
Pjo
Percy: I am the most responsible person in the group.
Jason: …You just set the kitchen on fire.
Percy: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.
Jason: Annabeth is going to kill us.
Pjo
Frank: I don't know what's worse.
Frank: The fact that I used to think I was related to Octavian,
Frank: or the fact that I'm related to Percy.
Percy: *drinking pure lemon juice* Why is that a bad thing?
Intro
I just do incorrect quotes.
Just call me Star.
My main is @brokenstar28.
I do DC (mostly batfam), PJO, Young Avengers, Star Wars, VLD, Ninjago, WOF, X-Men (The Animated Series), and Hazbin Hotel Incorrect Quotes.
Pjo
Nico: Do dragons fart fire?
Jason: I don't know.
Nico: I thought you went to college.