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my name's enfys (pron: en-viss) 🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 ; they/he/she 🏳️‍⚧️ ; pansexual demisexual demiromantic agender gremlin 🏳️‍🌈 ; 20+ ; wei wuxian kinnie ; my brain has decayed thanks to link click atm ; not spoiler free ; occasionally nsfw
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spanish jackie has the best lines, including:

  1. "my noses!" (i quote this on the daily)
  2. calling stede the genital pirate
  3. her flirting with any person she finds remotely attractive
  4. "so you're spanish jackie?" "yeah" "are you spanish?" "no" "then why do they call you spanish jackie?" "i don't know!"
  5. "why are you dressed like a dirty ass orphan?"
  6. "he fucks like a jackhammer"

and many many more

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One of the things that interests me about Wangxian's sex life is that in reality Lan Wangji must be soooooooo gentle with him.

Hear me out. There's this very popular and widely accepted idea that everything in literature is about sex but sex. I... don't really agree that everything in literature is about sex, but I do agree that sex is rarely about sex.

Yes, Wei Wuxian likes getting tossed around and bitten to hell etc etc and Lan Wangji likes giving it to him blah blah- They're horny kinksters and it's well within the realms of normal and they're obviously both fine and happy with it.

But Lan Wangji lifted a monolith WITH ONE ARM. Thousands of pounds of stone, lifted like a Chili's fajita platter. Wei Wuxian as Mo Xuanyu has a very weak golden core. He is infinitely weaker than his husband on a physical level.

Which means it stands to reason that Lan Wangji has to constantly be mindful of his safety and what his body can handle and be mindful of that even when engaging in rough CNC sex.

It's one of those things that for me highlights the care and reverence Lan Wangji has for Wei Wuxian as a person and as his spouse and lover. He spent years trying and failing to coax Wei Wuxian into a place where he already was, and in this second chance he instead meets Wei Wuxian right where he is.

I find it very sweet, actually.

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shijieswife

its the way wwx had barely any idea who lsz was and he still went that one. hes my favourite. and the way lsz knew wwx as the alleged crazy cutsleeve half brother of jin zhongzhu who was also in love with him, who was dragged by hgj crying and screaming and hogtied on a donkey to cloud recess, who acted supremely shameless, harrassing hgj, who is also apparently incredibly intelligent, powerful, skilled at teaching, and went. u remind me of hgj ❤️

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beebfreeb

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

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scribe-cas

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"

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