Star Golem Story Time

the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption

you fool. that's pinball

@pirateprincessjess

This brings to mind an interesting debate about what constitutes a video game. I tend to agree that pinball is a video game, but a friend of mine pointed out that it doesn’t fit perfectly into the category since most of the game is physical, and the things that appear on the screen are a result of the physical game.

She argued that if pinball is a video game then so is bowing at a bowling alley, and I didn’t really have a response to that.

it’s ok bro u can objectify me a lil bit...i sorta like it bro

slugs

found this cunty teapot in a value village/unique combo thrift store in maryland

Fruit bat noises, apparently. If you care

Oh my god. I care. I care SO much.

>go to cvs for toothpaste and cold medicine

>hit button for employee to open the toothpaste case

>grabs it before i can

>"i have to hold this at the front for you until you check out"

>go to cold medicine aisle

>ring bell for employee to open the cough medicine case

>nobody shows up

>ring again

>nobody shows up

>check case

>case is unlocked

>take cold medicine and go to check out

>grab toothpaste from unmanned register

>have to use self checkout

>scan cold medicine

>"age verification needed please wait for employee"

>employee comes over and cards me and then leaves

>finish self checkout

>walk through literal piles of discarded receipts at exit door

another beautiful non hostile day in our great country

i cannot emphasize enough how 5 years ago you could walk into a store and pick up the item you wanted and buy it and leave . it sounds like a fairytale now but it was true.

*does this to you*

Frankly beautiful way of phrasing it

lol he doesnt even know

terribly sorry sir it wont happen again

lmfaooo dude

How dare you leave this Jason Todd discourse in the tags.