Lmao imagine Joseph asking Wamuu the types of courtship among the pillarmen to use this as ideas for gifts and dates for Susie as a love girl and wife. And Wamuu just "bro our family was 4 men and I don't know what types of courtship my guardians had because it must have been something crazy. And I learned to fully discern people literally before/after hibernation."
Wamuu: "I don't know how human relationships work, but there should probably be words of approval and compliments. Didn't Susie choose you as her permanent partner, able to provide a protected Housing space, help with household problems and possible small offspring?"
Joseph: "Yes, I realized you didn't know shit about romantic relationships when I married you both, and then you, Wamuu, to prove your importance and worth as a good partner, brought a ton of flowers, clothes and jewelry from somewhere. Where did you even find all that stuff?"
Wamuu: "I need physical affection" :(
ERDGHDNRGVNDFBD I MEAN MOOD THO-
oh damn now I'm just rotating these three being soft and domestic with eachother-
- so many cuddle piles. at any given moment one of them will grab another and boom blankets pillows cuddles affection
- when Holly was born, Wammu's brain broke a bit because just. She's so tiny. He started crying right then and there and swore to do everything to keep her safe
- Joseph and Suzie showing Wammu everything they can about the world and helping him experiment to discover the things he likes
- Wammu really likes carrying his partners around and Joseph really likes to indulge him. Sue him, it's been a long time since anyone was strong/big enough to carry him
- Joseph's usually the middle spoon when they sleep, but sometimes they swap around so Wammu can be the middle of the cuddles
- Suzie has a hobby of gardening and their house is FILLED with plants of all types (if Joseph gives them a little extra burst of energy with hamon so they grow bigger and faster, well no one needs to know-)