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Erina joins the party! s⚔️🗺️

my contribution to the phantom blood fandom

👀👀👀👀👀👀 ooooooo I really like that

like. Yasuho first is a little scared of the voice, but in true Little Kid Fashion, she also thinks it's pretty neat and fun! Maybe she and Speedwagon even talk sometimes through the narration

heck, maybe her narration isn't even all Plot Related Things. Maybe sometimes she'll just narrate and talk to herself as she walks home or is observing part of town. She likes to people watch and talk about what she thinks they're like and what they do, not realising she's perfectly predicting and "creating" them with her power as a narrator

I'm not super sure how long it'll take her to realise what's going on, or even if she ever will. Sure she knows Speedwagon is abnormal and she might have some moments of doubting her own mental state since "hey wait, imaginary friends aren't actually supposed to talk to you-" but she decides it's harmless enough and well...... she's honestly a pretty lonely person and doesn't mind it much anyways.

Speedwagon ends up almost filling in as a stable adult figure during and after her parent's divorce, and she grows to genuinly care about him. But of course, when canon finally kicks off proper it makes it hurt all the more when Speedwagon kinda...... disappears. Maybe he's able to warn her about it, or maybe he's just gone one day, but Yasuho misses him a lot

maybe Jodio was able to meet Speedwagon, however briefly. He doesn't have too many memories of the man, but Yasuho does her best to be there for Jodio like Speedwagon had been there for her

Caesar and Kakyoin getting to see how Joseph and Jotaro are doing after their deaths in later parts

Speedwagon seeing how far his devotion to Jonathan really went and how much good it did despite the fact that it couldn't save Jonathan himself

Polnareff seeing his fate in part 5 and both being bewildered by how he'd changed but also sort of seeing how he ended up there

Caesar getting to see what happened to his grandfather first hand and then William sees the eventual fate of his bloodline

Y E S S S S S S S S S

just. Imagine the emotional gut punch when they see so many of them die, learning that they're going to die if they don't fix things. They see how much pain their deaths cause, how it spurs on their allies but leaves almost irreparable damage in return, some of which never full heals

Speedwagon is incredibly shocked at what his company manages to accomplish in the future, and he's oddly touched by it. That despite the fact he failed Jonathan, every single one of the man's descendants have been affected in some way to make their struggles at least a little bit easier to bare

Polnareff was definitely the most off surprised by his "return." It does provide an interesting nudge to get him and the Bucci Gang closer since Hey Apparently We Exist In The Same Insanity, Who Knew. It's also...... really weird seeing how different he acts in the future. There was a brief moment of Panic when he thought he was going to be joining Team "We Watched Ourselves Get Murdered" but then he possesses a turtle which...... He's Not Quite Sure How To Feel About

Caesar and William have an...... interesting moment. Zeppeli's surprised to learn his son had children (since in Part 1 he does mention having a family which he left behind to pursue Hamon), and Caesar is very torn on Everything. He's literally witnessing his grandfather's journey and bonds with Jonathan, as well as seeing the events which led to his death

and this...... definitely puts some cracks in his pride in his lineage. He's still proud of it, don't get me wrong, but that blame put toward the Joestars...... it weakens and dulls. Every step of the way, his grandfather chose to do this. He chose to seek Jonathan out, chose to train him, chose to fight alongside him, and in the end chose to give his life

I just realized something. Speedwagon would be able to change things. He is definitely in a position to do so. The problem is, at first, he's stuck worrying because he still needs to get that money and influence in the first place if he wants much of a chance, so for the first few years that's stressing him out. He does get that same stroke of luck as he did in canon but it still worries him.

Then, once he's secure, he... is still stressed out, because he doesn't have much idea of what to do. He does manage to get the Zepellis in a less shitty situation, possibly protect George II, stop the Nazi party from coming into power while surreptitiously helping Germany out of the dire financial trouble that led to WWII. Y'know. The usual.

I didn't think about that last part until I started writing that but I can totally see Speedwagon doing that. Heck depending on when he gets rich he could perhaps change the tide of WWI. This is not what this reply was originally about, how did I get on this topic?

This amplifies what I was going to bring up: the multiple moments of shock from characters like Ceasar, Kakyoin, Bruno, and Ermes upon realizing "holy crap I'm alive", except now it's also compounded by the fact that history has gone wILDLY OFF COURSE SPEEDWAGON WHAT DID YOU DO (complimentary).

HVGCVGHJVJFVJGV SPEEDWAGON JUST CASUALLY SUBVERTS AN ENTIRE ASS WAR, NO BIGGIE-

oh god I love this idea of Speedwagon doing just. Absolutely batshit insane stuff on accident because he's trying to think of ways to kill time while also avoiding *gestures at the future* and if in the process he realises there's a bunch of stuff he can do to help other people along the way then why not! He was almost completely certain Jonathan would approve

and what's even funnier is that Speedwagon isn't even going to be alive when everyone else is. He's going to be long since dead, and hell he might not even realise the implications of what he's done because he wouldn't have been around to witness the long term affects

The Speedwagon Foundation becomes one of the single most powerful organisations in the entire world and in the process Robert E.O Speedwagon becomes a terrifying almost omnipotent historical figure

Oh god there would be so many memes about Speedwagon. A few examples I thought of off the top of my head:

SJHRBVHJDRBVJRS Y E S IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY-

his Buzzsaw Spinny Hat is absolutely legendary and many have tried to mimic his technique with little success, but there are too many accounts of the Buzzsaw Spinny Hat for it to have been fabricated or exaggerated leading to people thinking he was some kind of Buzzsaw Spinny Hat Equivalent of the Yo Yo Man

at some point, someone manages to find a whole bunch of pictures and letters and stuff between Speedwagon and his Very Good FriendTM Jonathan. The public then realises he never married nor showed any interest in any women ever save for Erina Pendleton Joestar, aka Jonathan's wife, and even then only platonically, take in the fact Joseph Joestar, aka Jonathan's grandson, calls him Uncle Speedwagon, and he becomes a gay icon (rightfully so)

lots of theories floating around he was some kind of divine being. The worrying part is there wasn't a lot of evidence against it

a reporter managed to snap a picture at just the right second to catch Speedwagon's Resting Bitch Face at a pair of arguing Other Important People and it becomes the opposite of the Contentment image as "Disappointment"

The question some people may ask is how Joseph reacts to the memes.

The question I'm curious about is how many memes were his own creations?

oh Joseph 110% added fuel to this fire. Sure growing up he never realised anything was weird, that was just Grandpa Speedwagon Being Grandpa Speedwagon. So what if he sometimes said weird words or did things that didn't fully make sense, things would always turn out for the better in the end!

but when he gets older? Specifically to his chaotic teen years???

yeah he's responsible, directly or indirectly, for at least half of the memes and rumours (all harmless and just silly of course), and when he gets REALLY old and can start playing the Somewhat Senile card he'll just drop the most insane, cursed and incredible random tidbits about Speedwagon's life

ex: One time he and grandpa were walking home and they got jumped by a guy with a knife. Instead of panicking, Speedwagon just pulled out another knife, disarmed the robber so now he was fucking dual wielding, started absolutely tearing into his form and technique, and before they left gave him tips on how to not suck at doing this

that interview went fucking viral

Speedwagon is my favorite jojo

Caesar and Kakyoin getting to see how Joseph and Jotaro are doing after their deaths in later parts

Speedwagon seeing how far his devotion to Jonathan really went and how much good it did despite the fact that it couldn't save Jonathan himself

Polnareff seeing his fate in part 5 and both being bewildered by how he'd changed but also sort of seeing how he ended up there

Caesar getting to see what happened to his grandfather first hand and then William sees the eventual fate of his bloodline

Y E S S S S S S S S S

just. Imagine the emotional gut punch when they see so many of them die, learning that they're going to die if they don't fix things. They see how much pain their deaths cause, how it spurs on their allies but leaves almost irreparable damage in return, some of which never full heals

Speedwagon is incredibly shocked at what his company manages to accomplish in the future, and he's oddly touched by it. That despite the fact he failed Jonathan, every single one of the man's descendants have been affected in some way to make their struggles at least a little bit easier to bare

Polnareff was definitely the most off surprised by his "return." It does provide an interesting nudge to get him and the Bucci Gang closer since Hey Apparently We Exist In The Same Insanity, Who Knew. It's also...... really weird seeing how different he acts in the future. There was a brief moment of Panic when he thought he was going to be joining Team "We Watched Ourselves Get Murdered" but then he possesses a turtle which...... He's Not Quite Sure How To Feel About

Caesar and William have an...... interesting moment. Zeppeli's surprised to learn his son had children (since in Part 1 he does mention having a family which he left behind to pursue Hamon), and Caesar is very torn on Everything. He's literally witnessing his grandfather's journey and bonds with Jonathan, as well as seeing the events which led to his death

and this...... definitely puts some cracks in his pride in his lineage. He's still proud of it, don't get me wrong, but that blame put toward the Joestars...... it weakens and dulls. Every step of the way, his grandfather chose to do this. He chose to seek Jonathan out, chose to train him, chose to fight alongside him, and in the end chose to give his life

I just realized something. Speedwagon would be able to change things. He is definitely in a position to do so. The problem is, at first, he's stuck worrying because he still needs to get that money and influence in the first place if he wants much of a chance, so for the first few years that's stressing him out. He does get that same stroke of luck as he did in canon but it still worries him.

Then, once he's secure, he... is still stressed out, because he doesn't have much idea of what to do. He does manage to get the Zepellis in a less shitty situation, possibly protect George II, stop the Nazi party from coming into power while surreptitiously helping Germany out of the dire financial trouble that led to WWII. Y'know. The usual.

I didn't think about that last part until I started writing that but I can totally see Speedwagon doing that. Heck depending on when he gets rich he could perhaps change the tide of WWI. This is not what this reply was originally about, how did I get on this topic?

This amplifies what I was going to bring up: the multiple moments of shock from characters like Ceasar, Kakyoin, Bruno, and Ermes upon realizing "holy crap I'm alive", except now it's also compounded by the fact that history has gone wILDLY OFF COURSE SPEEDWAGON WHAT DID YOU DO (complimentary).

HVGCVGHJVJFVJGV SPEEDWAGON JUST CASUALLY SUBVERTS AN ENTIRE ASS WAR, NO BIGGIE-

oh god I love this idea of Speedwagon doing just. Absolutely batshit insane stuff on accident because he's trying to think of ways to kill time while also avoiding *gestures at the future* and if in the process he realises there's a bunch of stuff he can do to help other people along the way then why not! He was almost completely certain Jonathan would approve

and what's even funnier is that Speedwagon isn't even going to be alive when everyone else is. He's going to be long since dead, and hell he might not even realise the implications of what he's done because he wouldn't have been around to witness the long term affects

The Speedwagon Foundation becomes one of the single most powerful organisations in the entire world and in the process Robert E.O Speedwagon becomes a terrifying almost omnipotent historical figure

Y'know what else? He'll see all sorts of far future tech watching the others AND if he's curious enough to ask for an explanation of how it works, he could end up bringing that knowledge back with him. Even if he can't recreate it perfectly, once he's got the money and influence all he needs to do is get some researchers and engineers and give them some hints, point them in the right direction...

So not only is HISTORY wildly off track for some of the later crew, TECHNOLOGY is way more advanced after getting a cheat code from Speedwagon earlier on.

DJFBHNVJDNFBJDNBFJSVDF-

OH MY GOD YEAH

what if Speedwagon didn't even realise he was doing it at first? Like, sure when he was in the past he was taking in everything since all the tech and advancements was INSANE to him, but while he did ask questions he didn't really plan to keep it in his brain for very long afterward

but then he realises....... wait a second, that tech could help a lot of people and make so many things so much easier

the fact that it's relatively public knowledge that Speedwagon is pretty hands on with some of the inventing going on at the Foundation does not help with the Speedwagon Is Secretly A Time Lord conspiracy theories-

I could see Speedwagon specifically focusing on creating things that show up in the show itself. Like Cyborgs. (Surprisingly some things like IVs and Motorcycles were already getting started as far back as the 1880s so Speeds just contributes heavily to their advancement.)

this hit me with all the subtlety and delicacy of a brick and I hate the fact that you're not wrong

Caesar and Kakyoin getting to see how Joseph and Jotaro are doing after their deaths in later parts

Speedwagon seeing how far his devotion to Jonathan really went and how much good it did despite the fact that it couldn't save Jonathan himself

Polnareff seeing his fate in part 5 and both being bewildered by how he'd changed but also sort of seeing how he ended up there

Caesar getting to see what happened to his grandfather first hand and then William sees the eventual fate of his bloodline

Y E S S S S S S S S S

just. Imagine the emotional gut punch when they see so many of them die, learning that they're going to die if they don't fix things. They see how much pain their deaths cause, how it spurs on their allies but leaves almost irreparable damage in return, some of which never full heals

Speedwagon is incredibly shocked at what his company manages to accomplish in the future, and he's oddly touched by it. That despite the fact he failed Jonathan, every single one of the man's descendants have been affected in some way to make their struggles at least a little bit easier to bare

Polnareff was definitely the most off surprised by his "return." It does provide an interesting nudge to get him and the Bucci Gang closer since Hey Apparently We Exist In The Same Insanity, Who Knew. It's also...... really weird seeing how different he acts in the future. There was a brief moment of Panic when he thought he was going to be joining Team "We Watched Ourselves Get Murdered" but then he possesses a turtle which...... He's Not Quite Sure How To Feel About

Caesar and William have an...... interesting moment. Zeppeli's surprised to learn his son had children (since in Part 1 he does mention having a family which he left behind to pursue Hamon), and Caesar is very torn on Everything. He's literally witnessing his grandfather's journey and bonds with Jonathan, as well as seeing the events which led to his death

and this...... definitely puts some cracks in his pride in his lineage. He's still proud of it, don't get me wrong, but that blame put toward the Joestars...... it weakens and dulls. Every step of the way, his grandfather chose to do this. He chose to seek Jonathan out, chose to train him, chose to fight alongside him, and in the end chose to give his life

I just realized something. Speedwagon would be able to change things. He is definitely in a position to do so. The problem is, at first, he's stuck worrying because he still needs to get that money and influence in the first place if he wants much of a chance, so for the first few years that's stressing him out. He does get that same stroke of luck as he did in canon but it still worries him.

Then, once he's secure, he... is still stressed out, because he doesn't have much idea of what to do. He does manage to get the Zepellis in a less shitty situation, possibly protect George II, stop the Nazi party from coming into power while surreptitiously helping Germany out of the dire financial trouble that led to WWII. Y'know. The usual.

I didn't think about that last part until I started writing that but I can totally see Speedwagon doing that. Heck depending on when he gets rich he could perhaps change the tide of WWI. This is not what this reply was originally about, how did I get on this topic?

This amplifies what I was going to bring up: the multiple moments of shock from characters like Ceasar, Kakyoin, Bruno, and Ermes upon realizing "holy crap I'm alive", except now it's also compounded by the fact that history has gone wILDLY OFF COURSE SPEEDWAGON WHAT DID YOU DO (complimentary).

HVGCVGHJVJFVJGV SPEEDWAGON JUST CASUALLY SUBVERTS AN ENTIRE ASS WAR, NO BIGGIE-

oh god I love this idea of Speedwagon doing just. Absolutely batshit insane stuff on accident because he's trying to think of ways to kill time while also avoiding *gestures at the future* and if in the process he realises there's a bunch of stuff he can do to help other people along the way then why not! He was almost completely certain Jonathan would approve

and what's even funnier is that Speedwagon isn't even going to be alive when everyone else is. He's going to be long since dead, and hell he might not even realise the implications of what he's done because he wouldn't have been around to witness the long term affects

The Speedwagon Foundation becomes one of the single most powerful organisations in the entire world and in the process Robert E.O Speedwagon becomes a terrifying almost omnipotent historical figure

Y'know what else? He'll see all sorts of far future tech watching the others AND if he's curious enough to ask for an explanation of how it works, he could end up bringing that knowledge back with him. Even if he can't recreate it perfectly, once he's got the money and influence all he needs to do is get some researchers and engineers and give them some hints, point them in the right direction...

So not only is HISTORY wildly off track for some of the later crew, TECHNOLOGY is way more advanced after getting a cheat code from Speedwagon earlier on.

DJFBHNVJDNFBJDNBFJSVDF-

OH MY GOD YEAH

what if Speedwagon didn't even realise he was doing it at first? Like, sure when he was in the past he was taking in everything since all the tech and advancements was INSANE to him, but while he did ask questions he didn't really plan to keep it in his brain for very long afterward

but then he realises....... wait a second, that tech could help a lot of people and make so many things so much easier

the fact that it's relatively public knowledge that Speedwagon is pretty hands on with some of the inventing going on at the Foundation does not help with the Speedwagon Is Secretly A Time Lord conspiracy theories-

Caesar and Kakyoin getting to see how Joseph and Jotaro are doing after their deaths in later parts

Speedwagon seeing how far his devotion to Jonathan really went and how much good it did despite the fact that it couldn't save Jonathan himself

Polnareff seeing his fate in part 5 and both being bewildered by how he'd changed but also sort of seeing how he ended up there

Caesar getting to see what happened to his grandfather first hand and then William sees the eventual fate of his bloodline

Y E S S S S S S S S S

just. Imagine the emotional gut punch when they see so many of them die, learning that they're going to die if they don't fix things. They see how much pain their deaths cause, how it spurs on their allies but leaves almost irreparable damage in return, some of which never full heals

Speedwagon is incredibly shocked at what his company manages to accomplish in the future, and he's oddly touched by it. That despite the fact he failed Jonathan, every single one of the man's descendants have been affected in some way to make their struggles at least a little bit easier to bare

Polnareff was definitely the most off surprised by his "return." It does provide an interesting nudge to get him and the Bucci Gang closer since Hey Apparently We Exist In The Same Insanity, Who Knew. It's also...... really weird seeing how different he acts in the future. There was a brief moment of Panic when he thought he was going to be joining Team "We Watched Ourselves Get Murdered" but then he possesses a turtle which...... He's Not Quite Sure How To Feel About

Caesar and William have an...... interesting moment. Zeppeli's surprised to learn his son had children (since in Part 1 he does mention having a family which he left behind to pursue Hamon), and Caesar is very torn on Everything. He's literally witnessing his grandfather's journey and bonds with Jonathan, as well as seeing the events which led to his death

and this...... definitely puts some cracks in his pride in his lineage. He's still proud of it, don't get me wrong, but that blame put toward the Joestars...... it weakens and dulls. Every step of the way, his grandfather chose to do this. He chose to seek Jonathan out, chose to train him, chose to fight alongside him, and in the end chose to give his life

I just realized something. Speedwagon would be able to change things. He is definitely in a position to do so. The problem is, at first, he's stuck worrying because he still needs to get that money and influence in the first place if he wants much of a chance, so for the first few years that's stressing him out. He does get that same stroke of luck as he did in canon but it still worries him.

Then, once he's secure, he... is still stressed out, because he doesn't have much idea of what to do. He does manage to get the Zepellis in a less shitty situation, possibly protect George II, stop the Nazi party from coming into power while surreptitiously helping Germany out of the dire financial trouble that led to WWII. Y'know. The usual.

I didn't think about that last part until I started writing that but I can totally see Speedwagon doing that. Heck depending on when he gets rich he could perhaps change the tide of WWI. This is not what this reply was originally about, how did I get on this topic?

This amplifies what I was going to bring up: the multiple moments of shock from characters like Ceasar, Kakyoin, Bruno, and Ermes upon realizing "holy crap I'm alive", except now it's also compounded by the fact that history has gone wILDLY OFF COURSE SPEEDWAGON WHAT DID YOU DO (complimentary).

HVGCVGHJVJFVJGV SPEEDWAGON JUST CASUALLY SUBVERTS AN ENTIRE ASS WAR, NO BIGGIE-

oh god I love this idea of Speedwagon doing just. Absolutely batshit insane stuff on accident because he's trying to think of ways to kill time while also avoiding *gestures at the future* and if in the process he realises there's a bunch of stuff he can do to help other people along the way then why not! He was almost completely certain Jonathan would approve

and what's even funnier is that Speedwagon isn't even going to be alive when everyone else is. He's going to be long since dead, and hell he might not even realise the implications of what he's done because he wouldn't have been around to witness the long term affects

The Speedwagon Foundation becomes one of the single most powerful organisations in the entire world and in the process Robert E.O Speedwagon becomes a terrifying almost omnipotent historical figure

Oh god there would be so many memes about Speedwagon. A few examples I thought of off the top of my head:

SJHRBVHJDRBVJRS Y E S IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY-

his Buzzsaw Spinny Hat is absolutely legendary and many have tried to mimic his technique with little success, but there are too many accounts of the Buzzsaw Spinny Hat for it to have been fabricated or exaggerated leading to people thinking he was some kind of Buzzsaw Spinny Hat Equivalent of the Yo Yo Man

at some point, someone manages to find a whole bunch of pictures and letters and stuff between Speedwagon and his Very Good FriendTM Jonathan. The public then realises he never married nor showed any interest in any women ever save for Erina Pendleton Joestar, aka Jonathan's wife, and even then only platonically, take in the fact Joseph Joestar, aka Jonathan's grandson, calls him Uncle Speedwagon, and he becomes a gay icon (rightfully so)

lots of theories floating around he was some kind of divine being. The worrying part is there wasn't a lot of evidence against it

a reporter managed to snap a picture at just the right second to catch Speedwagon's Resting Bitch Face at a pair of arguing Other Important People and it becomes the opposite of the Contentment image as "Disappointment"

Caesar and Kakyoin getting to see how Joseph and Jotaro are doing after their deaths in later parts

Speedwagon seeing how far his devotion to Jonathan really went and how much good it did despite the fact that it couldn't save Jonathan himself

Polnareff seeing his fate in part 5 and both being bewildered by how he'd changed but also sort of seeing how he ended up there

Caesar getting to see what happened to his grandfather first hand and then William sees the eventual fate of his bloodline

Y E S S S S S S S S S

just. Imagine the emotional gut punch when they see so many of them die, learning that they're going to die if they don't fix things. They see how much pain their deaths cause, how it spurs on their allies but leaves almost irreparable damage in return, some of which never full heals

Speedwagon is incredibly shocked at what his company manages to accomplish in the future, and he's oddly touched by it. That despite the fact he failed Jonathan, every single one of the man's descendants have been affected in some way to make their struggles at least a little bit easier to bare

Polnareff was definitely the most off surprised by his "return." It does provide an interesting nudge to get him and the Bucci Gang closer since Hey Apparently We Exist In The Same Insanity, Who Knew. It's also...... really weird seeing how different he acts in the future. There was a brief moment of Panic when he thought he was going to be joining Team "We Watched Ourselves Get Murdered" but then he possesses a turtle which...... He's Not Quite Sure How To Feel About

Caesar and William have an...... interesting moment. Zeppeli's surprised to learn his son had children (since in Part 1 he does mention having a family which he left behind to pursue Hamon), and Caesar is very torn on Everything. He's literally witnessing his grandfather's journey and bonds with Jonathan, as well as seeing the events which led to his death

and this...... definitely puts some cracks in his pride in his lineage. He's still proud of it, don't get me wrong, but that blame put toward the Joestars...... it weakens and dulls. Every step of the way, his grandfather chose to do this. He chose to seek Jonathan out, chose to train him, chose to fight alongside him, and in the end chose to give his life

I just realized something. Speedwagon would be able to change things. He is definitely in a position to do so. The problem is, at first, he's stuck worrying because he still needs to get that money and influence in the first place if he wants much of a chance, so for the first few years that's stressing him out. He does get that same stroke of luck as he did in canon but it still worries him.

Then, once he's secure, he... is still stressed out, because he doesn't have much idea of what to do. He does manage to get the Zepellis in a less shitty situation, possibly protect George II, stop the Nazi party from coming into power while surreptitiously helping Germany out of the dire financial trouble that led to WWII. Y'know. The usual.

I didn't think about that last part until I started writing that but I can totally see Speedwagon doing that. Heck depending on when he gets rich he could perhaps change the tide of WWI. This is not what this reply was originally about, how did I get on this topic?

This amplifies what I was going to bring up: the multiple moments of shock from characters like Ceasar, Kakyoin, Bruno, and Ermes upon realizing "holy crap I'm alive", except now it's also compounded by the fact that history has gone wILDLY OFF COURSE SPEEDWAGON WHAT DID YOU DO (complimentary).

HVGCVGHJVJFVJGV SPEEDWAGON JUST CASUALLY SUBVERTS AN ENTIRE ASS WAR, NO BIGGIE-

oh god I love this idea of Speedwagon doing just. Absolutely batshit insane stuff on accident because he's trying to think of ways to kill time while also avoiding *gestures at the future* and if in the process he realises there's a bunch of stuff he can do to help other people along the way then why not! He was almost completely certain Jonathan would approve

and what's even funnier is that Speedwagon isn't even going to be alive when everyone else is. He's going to be long since dead, and hell he might not even realise the implications of what he's done because he wouldn't have been around to witness the long term affects

The Speedwagon Foundation becomes one of the single most powerful organisations in the entire world and in the process Robert E.O Speedwagon becomes a terrifying almost omnipotent historical figure

I wish Erina would have been a Jobro and given Pluck tbhh