You know how diavollo can timeskip the bullet in Vento Oreos?
If he jump off a building and time skip before touching the ground do he:
A) skip the moment he touch the ground and just glitch into the ground like a Bethesda horse.
B) just skip the impact
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As funny as the first option is, based on the very confused understanding I have of King Crimson I’m pretty sure it would be the second one. I actually saw someone give an example once about how if you were to run, jump and kick Diavlo and he used KC, you would simply land on the other side with Diavlo unharmed. The jump and impact would’ve been skipped, so it would just leave you on the other side.
Although to be fair, I also don’t remember how much the laws of physics apply when he’s doing his weird skipping so I’m not too sure if he’d be able to land safely.
But also now I have the mental image of Diavlo or really anyone just half clipped into solid objects and the absolute absurdity of it-
Glitch nonsense au
Joseph Skyrim horses his way into the base contaning Santana by using his motorbike to scale the wall
Polnareff backward long jumps up the stairs past Dio
Diavalo clips through objects to hide and escape pursuit
Horrible texture/animation glitches occur in the background constantly
Part 7 is full of Skyrim Horse Nonsense
Some minor stand just has like, the standard missing texture black and pink checkerboard all over it
Jotaro’s in Morioh to write a thesis on MissingNo, who’s just hanging out on the coastline
Nobody comments on any of this, it’s just treated as an Established Fact of how this world works
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Sometimes background characters will go off their pathing and start walking into solid walls
Jotaro ends up figuring out how to set up one of those chain attack patterns that allow you to gain height indefinitely
Hit boxes acting weird and people accidentally clipping through attacks
- Pet Shop becomes even more deadly than Vanilla Ice due to overpowered combos and bullshit frame data. It successfully kills Abdul for like the fourth time, but then Kakyoin uses his GAMER KNOWLEDGE to work out that Pet Shop is supposed to be banned in tournament play and the bird disappears in a puff of logic (as in Heritage to the Future).
- Certified GAMERS like Kakyoin are the most powerful people in this setting. He spends most of the trip to Egypt teaching all he knows to the rest of the Crusaders, including stuff like the backwards long jump. DIO recruited Younger D’Arby for exactly this purpose.
- Iggy abuses the shit out of the particle physics engine to cause massive lag spikes. It is essentially like a timestop, but everyone is forced to buffer out their moves two minutes in advance for when the engine catches back up to the present. Any fight in which he is involved includes a bit less immediate strategy and a bit more drunken flailing from the sheer weight of misinputs.
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