✨Stand Bullshit✨

Oh man there are so many possibilities for a Prosciutto Vs. Rikiel fight. Do we just og the route of Rikiel messing with body temps? Or... are rods hotter due to friction? If that's the case, do we then learn that the rods' life cycle includes them becoming gigantic titans who reside in the upper atmosphere, like was theorized? Or at the very least they become very long. So much potential.

Also UnderWorld makes finding The Boss's identity much quicker.

Also also, Bohemian Rhapsody syncretizes Diavolo with Rumpelstiltskin. (Secretive creachur who keeps his name hidden from the world and who is thwarted by the discovery of his identity.)

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I’d imagine at first that the kids stay mostly hidden. First it’s to make sure Koichi won’t find them and send them back (they managed to use Bohemian Rhapsody to hitch a ride in the first place), and they mostly watch from afar. Maybe they end up witnessing the Black Sabbath fight (but not the lighter extinguishing), which just affirms their mission even more because tHEIR OLDER BROTHER IS SO COOL LOOK IT THAT >:00000 HE MADE THAT SUPER COOL TREE AND FLOWERS WITH HIS STAND!!!!!!!!!

and just. The whole time they’re secretly tailing the Bucci Gang and trying to stay out of sight since When We Meet Hims Properly It’s Gotta Be Cool, and therefore the only way to impress their older brother is to help him out along the way!

and just. Occasionally the Bucci Gang would get slight glimpses of the kids. Nothing concrete, just this ominous feeling of being Watched and having no idea where it's coming from and not being able to find them. Occasionally Narancia will see the occasional blip on their radar, but they always disappear before they can find them (that's thanks to Donatello hiding them in the ground)

the train was the first time they got actual solid evidence of the kid's interference and it was...... weird. Mista really had no idea what the heck was going on, one second he was on the floor bleeding out and rapidly aging, the next he's in a weird hole with a fully stocked clinic and feeling kinda chilly with a bunch of tiny hands touching him. The others were skeptical to believe him, but he has the bandages to prove it so ?????

and maybe when they decide to defect is when the kids decide to make their grand appearance. They used Bohemian Rhapsody to send a message of "hey, we can help each other, following the swirling rods if you wanna met up" and lead them all to a weird Not At All Suspicious abandoned building

The Bucci Gang were not at all prepared in the slightest to deal with these Superpowered Children

they were even less prepared when the four of them introduced themselves as Giorno's siblings and show their star marks to prove it, Giorno being the most confused out off all of them

they end up make the mistake of assuming that Jolyne was the most harmless since she didn't have a Stand, but she's the most unhinged and ready to throw down at a second’s notice. One Does Not Simply Have Three Stand User Basically-Siblings And A Stand User Father And Other Stand User Relatives Without Picking Up Some Tricks

also speaking of, you bet Jotaro is loosing his fucking mind right now with worry over where the kids are

also also, completely separate from that, I had an absolutely ridiculous idea

instead of Giorno getting a Requiem Stand....... what if it's Jolyne, just for the shits and giggles of it

Depending on when the four of them get to Italy what if Jolyne sees polpo’s lighter being reignited. That could be a way for her to get stone free quicker. Plus the trio teaching her how to use stands would just be cute.

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ooooooooo that's a really good idea actually. I was just thinking she managed to get stabbed twice during the Final Fight, but this makes loads more sense and adds even more possibilities to the chaos

Jolyne was unlucky enough to be the one still looking at Giorno after the old man relit the lighter, and the kids were about ready to say "fuck it" to the stealth stuff just for the sole purpose of going down to curb stomp that thing for hurting their sister. In fact, the only reason they didn't was because they were too busy checking on her to make sure she wasn't hurt because yeah she just got SHOT

however, they also got a front row seat to Giorno kicking Black Sabbath's ass which just secures him as being even cooler since he got revenge for them! Sure he didn't now that, but if he's their brother that means he's basically Jolyne's brother too and now their respect is more..... personal, if that makes sense? Like, before they were obviously hyped because New Sibling!!!! but that was more being excited about the idea of Giorno. Him beat Sabbath gave them a new reason to like Giorno As A Person

you're also completely right, the Brando Kids teaching her how to use a Stand would be adorable. They all teach her different aspects, Rikiel teaches her about finer controls and precision, Ungalo teaches her how to get creative and think outside the box, Donatello teaches her how to use her environment, things like that

Jolyne also finds that she can now be really good at sneaking around since if she really wants she can just. Turn her entire body into a clump of string and slip into tiny spaces without much issue

in other news, Jolyne also gets really really good at cat's cradle

so I just had

a REALLY fun idea

*slides together Son of Dio and Corpse of Gold* so what if Diavolo killed Giorno and Trish

like. Canon goes mostly the same, save for the fact Giorno's hair doesn't change color. He still gets Gold, still decides to overthrow the Boss, but this time :)

this time when Diavolo punches him through things don't go as well :)))

after all...... Giorno's a 15 year old kid and decently smaller than Bucciarati. And if he's dead and unable to heal Trish..... well, it's only natural she'd get killed as well

Gold Experience of course VERY much disagrees with this course of events and pours every single ounce of energy it can into bringing its User and his friend back. I'd imagine Trish wouldn't get too many physical differences, after all her hair is already pink and her eyes are green, but maybe she ends up getting Spice Girl's eye markings and starts loosing her pupils so it's just solid green?

but yeah, anyways now there are two freshly dead 15 year olds with a LOT of trauma, magic powers and one hell of a grudge

I'm not super sure how the AU goes from here (maybe they end up teaming up with Risotto or Polnareff?) but. God this is going to absolutely DESTROY Bucciarati when he finds out. That these two children were murdered in cold blood and he more or less delivered them to their killer on a silver platter

I went a little too hard into the stand side of things, but the idea wouldn’t leave my head.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT LOOKS COOL AS SHIT

Okay I ADORE what you did with Giorno’s the face and eyes. I didn’t even think of giving him GE’s tear markings but that makes perfect sense and ough given the color they’d probably look like scars at first glance-

…….now listen here you little shit-