Do you see what Hayato doesn’t?..
just two kings lookin’ at each other
Jojo kids meet up
A very fun AU concept thats been buzzing in my head for awhile is a Part 4 Kakyoin AU, him getting along with and bonding with the Duwang gang alongside Jotaro. I think Josuke and Koichi's dynamics with Kakyoin would be the most fun to think about. But then, midway through the part, Kakyoin is killed by Kira.
Admittedly the only thing I could think of so far of how exactly Kira could manage to kill Kakyoin would be him trying to use one of Heirophant's tendrils to track him down. Only for Kira to notice it and turn it into basically a bomb fuse that tracks all the way back to Kakyoin.
Jotaro would probably be in.. not great of a mental state. Kakyoin already nearly got himself killed in Part 3 against Dio, but now he's actually been killed by the serial killer they were trying to catch. He'd roped Kakyoin into another dangerous situation that Kakyoin himself didn't even have a personal motive to be apart of, and this time it had gotten him killed. Polnareff had already vanished going after the arrow in Italy, and now Kakyoin was dead.
Now, this hunt for a mysterious serial killer had become even more personal. And if Kakyoin's death happened before Koichi and Jotaro are nearly killed by Kira.. well, who knows how the end of that fight might change.
YOU KNOW I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING IN ONE DIRECTION BUT THEN IT HARD PIVOTED IN ANOTHER
oh god Jotaro though, mans is going to be an absolute mess
and I had an idea for why if you'd like to hear it. Admittedly it also has it's own amount of problems which would need to be set up, but we'll cross that bridge when we get to it
what if instead of Shigechi dying, it's Kakyoin in his place instead. He manages to snatch a button and then sends Hierophant as fast as it can possibly go to Jotaro, inadvertently giving the man a front row seat to his death as he bursts into flames and then crumbles to ash
as one can imagine, Jotaro Absolutely Freaks The Fuck Out. Man is a few steps away from going full scorched earth on Morioh and it's only because of the kids he doesn't
maybe this extra shot of pure rage and adrenaline is enough to keep him running. Maybe the slight decrease of trauma from Egypt is enough that when Jotaro gets back up and sees Koichi's presumed corpse it's enough for him to finally snap and run Kira through like he just did the boy
but no mater how angry he is, no matter how much he mourns or cries or hates himself for not being faster, it's not going to bring Kakyoin back
Oh No, I thought of a way to make it Worse (:
What if Kakyoin decided to take a mentorship role to Shigechi! He saw this kid who was struggling to find people to relate to and immediately went 'is anyone going to big brother him?' And he didn't wait for an answer.
And then Shigechi's big bro dies.
And he isn't coming back.
D:
DDD:
DDDDDD:
*gently lifts you up*
Ailing. Why Are You Like This (/lh /j)
But also OUGH I Love It So Much, let's just make this whole AU as much of an emotional baseball bat to the head as possible
........oh god I thought of a way to make things even worse
what if Shigechi saw it happen
maybe Kakyoin told Shigechi to leave. That he'd noticed this man had followed them for a few blocks now and that he was probably a Stand User. That Shigechi was too young to fight and he had it handled
So Shigechi does leave
.....but he leaves a Harvest drone or two behind just to keep an eye on things
and oh boy what he witnessed :)
Oh No. What if Shigechi saw Kira but was too Traumatized to be able to describe him until after he managed to Kosaku away? So now on top of losing his brother, he also has misplaced guilt over letting Kira get away which led to multiple characters almost dying?
Why am I like this. Shigechi does not deserve this wHY AM I LIKE THIS.
oH NO IT JUST GOT WORSE BUT ALSO KINDA BETTER POSSIBLY.
After Kira manages to Kosaku away, Shigechi, with some advice from the rest of the Duwang Gang, decides to make friends with someone outside the group so he can be friends with someone who isn't involved with Kira.
So he makes friends with a boy a few years younger than him, one Kawajiri Hayato.
I have no idea how things play out from here but thEY DEFINITELY PLAY OUT.
HEHEHEHEHEHEH MY THOUGHTS E X A C T L Y BUT ALSO IM GOING TO MAKE IT WORSE OUT OF REVENGE >:3
just. Shigechi’s so terrified. Maybe for a bit of extra spook, Kira saw one of the Harvey drones and had Killer Queen grab it, trying to use it to taunt/torture Shigechi out. Thank fuck for the sheer number of drones the kid has because he’s physically fine, but mentally? This fucks with him HARD
it takes them hours to find Shigechi hiding, and even then he's still way too shaken up to explain anything, much to his frustration. Everyone else, while a bit upset, honestly understand why he can't talk. After all, he's 12. But Shigechi..... it hits him a lot harder and he can't help feeling so useless
and just. OUGH I also don't know how it would go, but a friendship with Hayato would Go
Part 4: Friendship is Unbreakable (2/2)
- i couldn’t decide whether to have Stray Cat exist in this au or just have Clandestine make the air bubble bombs himself, so it’s really up to you guys. Schrodingers Stray Cat
- the reason Lucky Stars came to Morioat is a little different, since he doesn’t exactly have clairvoyant abilities like Joseph does they don’t really have a reason to bring him there, so he mostly just comes to connect with his son (friendship is magic)
- Clandie was impaled by the arrow, which made his magic go haywire and automatically do anything it could to protect him, which led to all the timey-wimey stuff
- the reason i changed the ambulance thing is cause everything in mlp is horse-drawn, so they definitely would’ve stopped before running over him lol
Au that Killer Queen from part four is the same one from part eight. Kq doesn't know this new Kira well but goddamn if they won't protect him with everything they've got
.............oh
oh no
Killer Queen doesn't know what's happened. One second it could feel its User fading, fading, fading he was dying he was dying and it could do nothing then it begins to feel strange as its User's friend feeds him the fruit they were growing and it hurts, it burns, it feels nothing now it is the one fading, but it will fade if that will save its User it would do anything for him-
but then it's awake.
and the tether to its User is back........ but it's different. This is not its User, its User had black hair not blond, he wore white not purple, he had a star mark on his shoulder and this man has nothing there
but he has its User's name and it is tethered to him, so this must be its User
Things must have turned out fine after its User ate the Rocacaca, the blonde hair was just a side affect and his memory was a bit broken, that why he didn't recognize it, that had to be why
Killer Queen is going to keep its User safe. It was going to protect him until he got his memories back and when he did they could go back to how things normally were when they worked at the hospital together and helped Mom and hung out with Josefumi and things were good
It was going to make this happen
no matter the cost
Y E S S S S S S S S S S
KQ starts doing a bit of what Star Platinum did in the beginning, only this time it's stealing things like medical textbooks, green foods, and helping him catalog his nail clippings. It even tries guiding him to the ocean to watch boats (but oddly enough always stops him from getting anywhere close to the pier)
And Kira……. is honestly at a loss. Sure his dad said Stands were weird, and yeah things already were weird because learning the reflection of his soul was a Giant Pink Cat In Minimal Clothing was….. something, but KQ’s behavior takes it to a WHOLE new level of Weirdness
And KQ is……. definitely conflicted with Kira’s whole murder thing. On one hand, it’s User was a doctor. He saved lives, not end them. But at the same time, It’s User Knows Best and KQ is going to do anything and everything it can to support him no matter what it takes
I had. A Thought. What if, by the end of Part 4, Killer Queen is fully fed up. He realizes that no, this isn't their user. Not really. So at the very last moment, they jump ship.
To whom? Well that's the question. This world's Jotaro would be one option, but he already has the stand. So... who else is there?
Well, how about the boy that had, for a short time, played host to a part of them?
(Hayato is going to need so much therapy.)
OKAY THIS ACTUALLY REMINDS ME OF A SEPARATE AU I MADE A G E S AGO SO IM SMOOSHING IT WITH THIS ONE
Basically the AU was that after the fight with Kira, Bites The Dust sort of…… lingered with Hayato
So Killer Queen was gradually being pushed to its limit. It was already uncomfortable with all the murders, but Kira was just confused and wasn't remembering properly, that’s all……
but then he killed Shigechi with barely a second thought and without even a pinch of guilt
and this…… this starts cracking KQ’s ideas. Because it’s User……. yes he could be a bit rude and standoffish but he would NEVER hurt a child. He saved them, not killed them-
Centipede Shoes only makes things worse. Kira wasn't supposed to be cruel, he was never cruel, he would never torture someone, not like the people on the boat, the boat where everything went wrong, where the bond faded and came back-
this is when KQ starts to think that this...... this might not be its User
Hayato is the last straw and the final fight is....... almost laughably easy as a result. KQ refuses to return to Kira when Josuke shows up, leading him getting destroyed. He still gets run over by an ambulance, but this time the circumstances could be different
Now, as expected, everyone's highkey freaking out by Hayato now having Killer Queen but the Stand is........ surprisingly chill? Like, it's not threatening anyone, hurting Hayato, exploding anything, nothing. It just. Vibes
maybe Hayato's the one to discover KQ's actually sentient. Maybe he notices its weird behavior, and unlike Kira actually tries to make sense of it, probably with the help of some pencils and paper
now, Hayato is still VERY traumatized. Kira fucked him up badly and that's not going to go away any time soon. KQ's presence is...... a bit of a double sided blade. On one hand, KQ is an immediate reminder of everything that happened, but on the other hand, being one of the only beings who remembers what happened in the time loops, they're able to offer a sense of comfort that no one else can. It serves as proof that what happened did happen and it wasn't just a nightmare
Also, completely separate from Hayato, I like to imagine that whenever Holly visits Killer Queen is just so affectionate. Hugs, kitty nuzzles, purrs, everything. If she so much as sneezes KQ is immediately panicking and trying to figure out what's wrong
Hmm... a Thought. Killer Queen operates differently between the two Kiras, right? For Kira 8, KQ produced explosive bubbles, and Sheer Heart Attack was a much more precision-controlled and versatile tool, one that could even be used medically. Whereas for Kira 4, KQ made objects into bombs that could not be noticed by outside viewers, and Sheer Heart Attack was an automatic, heat-seeking sub-stand.
So now I'm wondering, how does KQ manifest for Hayato? What variation on those explosive powers does he get?
while you’re right in how the two Killer Queens were different, you’re not completely right with how Part 8’s power was. The bubble stuff was all Soft And Wet, while KQ’s power was a bunch of teeny tiny Sheer Heart Attacks that he could control both where they went and how big the explosion was. It could be as precise as a medical tool or as destructive as being able to blow up a whole dock
as for Hayato...... given his personality it would probably be something that valued precision over straight power, maybe with more remote control over SHA than 4!KQ had. Maybe it could be a mix of 4 and 8's abilities? Maybe Hayato has a couple SHA he can control with 8's level of precision, and maybe he can also use them for things like recon and stuff. I do want to incorporate 4!KQ's bomb ability so.... who knows maybe that's unchanged
also, completely separate from that, but I think Koichi should be allowed some Sheer Heart Attack trauma :) just for some fun :)))
45, 47, 49
45. Scariest/creepiest Jojo moment?
If I'm being honest? There wasn't a whole lot in Jojo's that flat out scared me. Sure there were a handful of bits which gave me the jeebies, but most of the feelings were a looming dread for who was going to die or just me feeling very very sad, which I wouldn't say was quite fear
There is one off the top of my head that was Fear though. When Kira confronted Hayato and when the kid went through the loop the first time. There was just such an eerie vibe that I couldn't quite pinpoint going on and that unknown was really freaky. I genuinely wasn't sure what Kira was going to do to him and everything about the framing and score was just chilling
(also, as an honorable mention from the one time I watched the last 10 minutes of it, just. Dio in the OVA. That was fucking terrifying and while Dio in Part 3 had more dramatics and unhinged vibes, OVA Dio was just flat out more intimidating)
47. Moment you wish could have happened?
this one's pretty easy, Mista and Trish reacting to Bucciarati's death. It felt kinda abrupt that it cut off before they got back to the Colosseum. Mista especially had been really close with the man and had been under the impression he was alive this whole time. Maybe it could've been something like the Jojolion ending, with Giorno narrating over them seeing Bucciarati's corpse and it slowly phasing to the final shot showing him as Don
heck..... maybe they could've even played a bit with Mista having some guilt about it. After all, he'd been the one to shoot his body. Maybe this could then lead to Giorno explaining what actually happened. There was just a lot that could've happened that didn't
49. If Jojo had a genre swap, what genre would you want it to be?
So according to Wikipedia, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is considered an "Adventure, Fantasy, and Supernatural" and I'll be basing my choice off that
and after looking over a quick list of genres, I'd probably have to pick horror. Now, normally I'm not much of a straight horror fan myself, however Jojo's being a horror is just such a fun concept in my head. Playing with just how terrifying Stands can be, really diving into the psychological and physical terrors that arises from it, there's just so much potential for it
Ooh, I just remembered a Stand I gave Hayato called Escape from Purgatory, which could rewind time. Funnily enough Hayato never gets affected by Bites the Dust in this au because Kira never replaces his dad, so it's not bringing up any PTSD or anything, but the funny thing is that the au this is in basically is a reader-insert isekai cause I'm self-indulgent like that, so the reader is just sweating bullets and trying not to think about it too much because they possess the Forbidden Knowledge of the original series.
As one does in life <3333
honestly, fuck anyone who shits on reader/self/oc inserts, if you're not interested in them just. Don't read them
Hayato's just Vibing and living his best life and then we have the Protag who's Low Key Freaking Out Because This Isn't How Things Are Supposed To Go
oh are we doing fun au night? ok au where the land of jojo's bizarre universe is just like dnd for all the stats and mathy bits. Like they don't have the same races or class or magic or whatever, they all just have a page with all their stats and notable information and everyone has to roll dice for almost everything (except for this where you're so good at doing it there's virtually no way to mess it up, like ringing a doorbell or something) but anyway I just think it'd be funny that Jonathan rolls like a 19 on the killing blow for Dio but because it wasn't a perfect 20 he barely survives. Just a thought
-fanfic author anon
SJRDBNVJDBFVDFBVD THIS REMINDS ME OF AN AU I MADE FOR A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOW WAY BACK WHEN
basically the way the AU went was that at birth, every single person in the world has a special set of dice. It's impossible to steal, destroy or lose them, and any attempt to do so will backfire horribly on the person who tries. The stats and modifiers you mentioned are invisible to everyone except the person they belong to, and dice rolls happen whether the person wants it to or not, but most people prefer rolling the dice themselves for some semblance of control
so some possible thoughts:
- what if Jonathan did roll a Nat 20 but because of Dio's new Vampiric Modifiers he managed to just barely survive
- in turn, during the Stardust fight, Jotaro then manages to just barely defeat Dio as a bit of fun irony
- Joseph's That Guy who seems to be perpetually cursed with shitty rolls EXCEPT for when it actually matters and he randomly starts getting back to back Nat 20s
- Pucci is arguably even more of a fanatic this time because the Dice are essentially a "physical" manifestation of Fate
Some other ideas:
- Holly rolled low on 'resist curse' at the start of Stardust Crusders.
- Bucciarati's gang sans Narancia rolling relatively low on perception during the Clash & Talking Heads fight.
- Some stands can interfere with the Dice in some way, such as altering gravity to make them land prematurely or Kiss doubling one of Ermes's own dice.
- The dice use whichever numerals the person is most familiar with.
- Dragons Dream works in part by finding which surfaces will cause the dice to stop on optimal numbers.
- For humor, FF doesn't have one set of dice but a whole bunch of miniscule sets of dice.
- The dice look different for each person, each one having a different picture that grows more complex the more life experiences they have. By the time of Part 4, Joseph's are practically tiny murals.
- These patterns are also affected by their stands. Joseph's get images of purple vines, Kakyoin's are covered in blue tentacles, Koichi gets special pictures on the 1, 2, and 3 of each die, each aligning with an Act, and every numeral 0 looks like an egg.
OOOOOOOOOOOO Y E S S S S S I'M LOVING ALL OF THIS
What if Holly's Stand almost serves as a timer in a way. Let's say she rolled a 14, decently high but not high enough. Every few days her Stand will move the dice in a way that makes the number lower, and everyone's terrified for what might happen if it reaches 1
Narancia was so freaking frustrated the whole time because cmon! Look!!! Your dice are literally telling you you suck at noticing this!!! Unfortunately for him, just because you can see the dice telling you you're missing something doesn't mean they'll see what they're missing
Ooooooo the Stand Manipulations could be fun to play with. I'd imagine changing the outcome of dice is risky, especially when done intentionally. Maybe it's kinda like a "however you change this roll, the opposite will happen later to balance it out" type situation going on. However, things that affect how the person throws the dice wouldn't have that. Ex: like you just said, Dragon's Dream
for Foo I'm seeing two ways it can go. Either 1) all the dice rolls average out into what actually happens, or 2) every single roll happens at the same time but in tiny ways, and I don't know which ones would be funnier
I am LOVING the idea of tiny images being added to the dice sides. Any moments or decisions that have a lasting impact on the person leave some kind of mark. Sometimes they can be pictures or symbols, sometimes they can be "scars" on the dice, or the dice's color can change completely
Joseph's are absolutely painted in marks, so much so that the numbers are almost unreadable. Star marks, golden electricity, bubbles that were once blue now turned red, the Aja, a Stone Mask, one side of the dice is a stark silvery metal, gold wedding bands, purple vines, plane wings, and so much more. You could spend hours staring at his dice and yet there will still be more things to find and every single one has a story behind it
but then in stark contrast to this, Weather Report. His dice are completely blank. Pure white with some clouds and a simple, nondescript font. For the longest time, they're completely markless. They change a bit after he meets Emporio, then Anasui, then the rest, but for the most part they stay empty, more like the dice of an inexperienced child than that of a fully grown man. But then the second he gets his memories back, they become painted in color and most importantly scars. The white is almost completely gone, replaced by a black rot and red the color of blood. Chips and cracks litter the whole dice, every picture and symbol nearly made indiscernible from the rest.
when Weather dies and his dice slowly fade away, the clouds are missing
Emporio thinks they look nice on his own and often finds himself running his fingers along the patterns
(also I'd imagine that when Koichi's dice gain an Echoes Themed Number every time it evolves it gives Koichi a minor crisis because Wait Does This Mean Echoes Can Evolve 20 Times-)
I just had an interesting idea for Hayato to make use of regarding this. An interesting interaction Bites The Dust could have with the dice.
When under the effects of Bites the Dust, the dice for each person will always land in a certain order in each loop. For example, Hayato may get dice rolls of 3, 17, 15, 5, 12, and 8 in the first loop. He could then plan out his actions in the next loop so that less important actions recieve rolls that are Fated to be low, while the really important actions get rolls that are Fated to be high.
👀👀👀 ooooooooo that’s a fun idea
for example, he tries stopping the stuff from breaking to bait the 3 roll, and then gets a 17 and 15 when he uses to phone to get Josuke to come early. This way while he only had subpar rolls left, he just has to buy time until help can arrive. It doesn't matter if his attempt to kill Kira fails, it wasn't supposed to succeed to begin with
it also helps that Hayato would also know Kira's rolls and plan around them as well
Au that Killer Queen from part four is the same one from part eight. Kq doesn't know this new Kira well but goddamn if they won't protect him with everything they've got
.............oh
oh no
Killer Queen doesn't know what's happened. One second it could feel its User fading, fading, fading he was dying he was dying and it could do nothing then it begins to feel strange as its User's friend feeds him the fruit they were growing and it hurts, it burns, it feels nothing now it is the one fading, but it will fade if that will save its User it would do anything for him-
but then it's awake.
and the tether to its User is back........ but it's different. This is not its User, its User had black hair not blond, he wore white not purple, he had a star mark on his shoulder and this man has nothing there
but he has its User's name and it is tethered to him, so this must be its User
Things must have turned out fine after its User ate the Rocacaca, the blonde hair was just a side affect and his memory was a bit broken, that why he didn't recognize it, that had to be why
Killer Queen is going to keep its User safe. It was going to protect him until he got his memories back and when he did they could go back to how things normally were when they worked at the hospital together and helped Mom and hung out with Josefumi and things were good
It was going to make this happen
no matter the cost
Y E S S S S S S S S S S
KQ starts doing a bit of what Star Platinum did in the beginning, only this time it's stealing things like medical textbooks, green foods, and helping him catalog his nail clippings. It even tries guiding him to the ocean to watch boats (but oddly enough always stops him from getting anywhere close to the pier)
And Kira……. is honestly at a loss. Sure his dad said Stands were weird, and yeah things already were weird because learning the reflection of his soul was a Giant Pink Cat In Minimal Clothing was….. something, but KQ’s behavior takes it to a WHOLE new level of Weirdness
And KQ is……. definitely conflicted with Kira’s whole murder thing. On one hand, it’s User was a doctor. He saved lives, not end them. But at the same time, It’s User Knows Best and KQ is going to do anything and everything it can to support him no matter what it takes
I had. A Thought. What if, by the end of Part 4, Killer Queen is fully fed up. He realizes that no, this isn't their user. Not really. So at the very last moment, they jump ship.
To whom? Well that's the question. This world's Jotaro would be one option, but he already has the stand. So... who else is there?
Well, how about the boy that had, for a short time, played host to a part of them?
(Hayato is going to need so much therapy.)
OKAY THIS ACTUALLY REMINDS ME OF A SEPARATE AU I MADE A G E S AGO SO IM SMOOSHING IT WITH THIS ONE
Basically the AU was that after the fight with Kira, Bites The Dust sort of…… lingered with Hayato
So Killer Queen was gradually being pushed to its limit. It was already uncomfortable with all the murders, but Kira was just confused and wasn't remembering properly, that’s all……
but then he killed Shigechi with barely a second thought and without even a pinch of guilt
and this…… this starts cracking KQ’s ideas. Because it’s User……. yes he could be a bit rude and standoffish but he would NEVER hurt a child. He saved them, not killed them-
Centipede Shoes only makes things worse. Kira wasn't supposed to be cruel, he was never cruel, he would never torture someone, not like the people on the boat, the boat where everything went wrong, where the bond faded and came back-
this is when KQ starts to think that this...... this might not be its User
Hayato is the last straw and the final fight is....... almost laughably easy as a result. KQ refuses to return to Kira when Josuke shows up, leading him getting destroyed. He still gets run over by an ambulance, but this time the circumstances could be different
Now, as expected, everyone's highkey freaking out by Hayato now having Killer Queen but the Stand is........ surprisingly chill? Like, it's not threatening anyone, hurting Hayato, exploding anything, nothing. It just. Vibes
maybe Hayato's the one to discover KQ's actually sentient. Maybe he notices its weird behavior, and unlike Kira actually tries to make sense of it, probably with the help of some pencils and paper
now, Hayato is still VERY traumatized. Kira fucked him up badly and that's not going to go away any time soon. KQ's presence is...... a bit of a double sided blade. On one hand, KQ is an immediate reminder of everything that happened, but on the other hand, being one of the only beings who remembers what happened in the time loops, they're able to offer a sense of comfort that no one else can. It serves as proof that what happened did happen and it wasn't just a nightmare
Also, completely separate from Hayato, I like to imagine that whenever Holly visits Killer Queen is just so affectionate. Hugs, kitty nuzzles, purrs, everything. If she so much as sneezes KQ is immediately panicking and trying to figure out what's wrong
Thinking about cat koichi bapping people. A little smack to the face to give them some common sense
Y e s s s s s s s s
Rohan is the most common victim of the Bapping, specifically when he’s being a bit too much of an ass and needs to chill out
........dangit now I'm having a bunch of thoughts about the AU so yEET-
- The Ultimate Therapy Animal. The second he picks up on the fact you're distressed for some reason or another he cranks up the cuteness all the way and goes in for cuddles
- for the most part he's a pretty quiet cat, but when he decides to be loud he is LOUD, mostly when it comes to food
- pretty chill when it comes to being carried around, but he does get anxious if he's picked up without warning and doesn't know where he's being taken
- he and Police get along just fine, and the two even sleep together sometimes. Koichi sometimes uses him as a jungle gym
- Him and Stray on the other hand? Yeah these two have it out for each other and Okuyasu has to make sure they stay separate
- he really likes curling up in people's laps and on their chests. He finds the feeling of their breathing comforting and can sit there for hours
- Josuke and Okuyasu gave him catnip One(1) time and it was both the funniest and most chaotic thing because they misjudged just how little control Koichi would have over Echoes
- he still has some scars and lingering health issues from what happened at Centipede Shoes, most noticeably being a slight limp on one of his back paws and a couple burn scars scattered about
- even after everything works out and Koichi returns to his family, he checks in on Hayato every few days to help him out with his trauma and generally just to check up on the kid
- I don't have too many thoughts for Italy, but I do know that Giorno gets very attached and Koichi accidentally gets brought along for a ride and nobody realizes he's not a normal cat for a while
Once again looking through my DMs and I found an AU I COMPLETELY forgot about
AU where everything’s the same except Koichi’s a cat
that’s it
He’s the Hirose’s cat, and gets along surprisingly well with Police. He also keeps managing to find his way outside, and when he gets shot with the arrow the Stand acquisition gives him a couple more thoughts to have in that little head of his
he uses Echoes to get around faster, riding on Act 1 and 2’s backs and then just having Act 3 hold him(maybe Act 3 could talk for him?). He’ll also sneak into Josuke and Okuyasu’s bags sometimes because it’s comfy and he likes it
He’s still Rohan’s favorite, but his interest in Koichi is cranked WAY up because being a non human Stand User, any knowledge inside him is COMPLETELY fresh and new
and yes, this does mean Jotaro sent a cat to Italy
Okay that kinda gave me a thought
so Kira seems to like cats, right?
What if during the Centipede Shoes fight, Jotaro still gets taken out, but much later than canon because he doesn't have to take a hit directed at Koichi and specifically after he calls Josuke and Okuyasu. Then he gets a tad exploded, knocked the fuck out, Koichi gets a bit hurt and then good ol Kira shows up
But as has been made very obvious, Koichi isn’t a person this time. Koichi is just a Little Guy™ and Kira would have no reason to see him as an enemy, especially if Koichi didn’t have Echoes out right now
And what if in all the chaos…… Koichi’s collar ended up getting ripped off
So Kira takes one look at this tiny, collarless, badly injured and filthy cat and assumes it was just a stray who got caught in the crossfire and decides to adopt him, or at the very least take care of him until his injuries heal. There’s a bit of a hiccup when his identity nearly gets found out, but no biggie, he can just threaten the local Stand Beautician into changing his identity and then kill her ✨
So now…….. Koichi’s stuck. Kira is a surprisingly good and caring cat owner and pulls out all the stops, including refusing to let him outside, and Koichi is genuinely scared about what would happen should he reveal the fact he’s a Stand User. Plus, it doesn’t help that he’s healing from some pretty severe injuries and has difficulties moving around. It takes days before he’s able to walk again, and even then it’s with a limp
And of course, Shinobu is COMPLETELY on board with this. Seeing her husband return from work not only much more different than before but with a small kitty he wants to help? She is head over heels and more than happy to help
There is definitely some amount of rivalry between the two cats. On Koichi’s side it’s because Stray is just completely chill with all the murdering Kira does, and on Stray’s side it’s because of all the extra attention Kira gives Koichi. Kira has had to separate these two on NUMEROUS occasions, which eventually leads to him deciding to keep Stray in the attic to protect the presumably Defenseless Normal Not-A-Stand User Cat
I do think when Hayato starts poking around Koichi ends up revealing himself to him, if only to try and get another ally
and then of course, on the other side of things everyone high key thinks Kira killed Koichi because when they find his collar there’s blood on it which is just another tally to put on the shit list because What Kind Of Asshole Kills A Cat You Sick Fuck. And as far as Koichi’s family is aware, he died in the “gas explosion” that happened, so they don’t put up any Missing posters
thankfully they’re all very happily surprised a few weeks later when things gets solved and Koichi manages to escape :D
Is I have a bunch of other stuff to finish, but the Stone Ocean Brainrot Is Strong and I need to get this out now.
not technically an AU, but since canon never went into detail I’m including it on the list, AU covering Post Stone Ocean and Emporio adjusting to Normal LifeTM
Not too many fully thought out bits because I came up with it. Literally an hour ago but I do have some fragments I want to work with so oNTO THE BULLET LIST >:D
- Emporio accidentally making it storm HARD with Weather Report during that car ride so they have to pull over and wait it out because driving was too dangerous. This accidentally ends up forcing some bonding between the group and leads to them all becoming friends
- The group gets very mixed vibes about Emporio, particularly about how he’s both incredibly smart but also knows very little about the world and is an emotional wreck
- Emporio is both incredibly shy and awkward but also desperate for positive affection and proof they’re actually alive and here. Ends up being given One(1) head pat from Wes and bursts into tears right then and there
- Then when they all try to comfort him it just makes him cry worse, and eventually this leads to him spilling some of his situation. Not the Universe Resetting Stuff, but how he was born in the prison, his mom hid him, how she was killed by a priest and he’s been living in the walls ever since, terrified about said priest finding him, and how he was only able to get out thanks to his older sister, her friends and dad who were…. falsely?(
not sure how to describe it, most of their situations are weird) imprisoned, but the priest killed them all too before Emporio could kill him back, so now while he’s technically safe he’s now completely alone - As one can image, They Were Not Expecting All That and collectively decide “yeah we’re keeping this kid safe,” leading to them sticking together for a bit when they get to their destination in the city so they can figure out what to do from here
- If I’m remembering correctly, I believe that out of the four of them only Anasui would have his Stand so some chaos there when he learns this kid has two, one of which is pretty sentient and makes itself very clear that if any harm comes to Emporio There Will Be Consequences
- Also speaking of Weather Report The Stand, it just kinda. Stares at Wes for a bit when nobody’s looking. Things are definitely going to be awkward if the rest of the Gang ever get their Stands again
- Emporio also talks to the Stand often, and it becomes a piece of comfort for him, however unfortunately it also has a habit of messing with the weather in response to Emporio’s emotions and wants. Florida can expect a lot of flash storms in the coming days
- A few days into the five of them being friends and hanging out, they decide to go on a shopping trip and Emporio has stars in his eyes. He’d never been to a store before, let alone a mall. In the end Emporio easily gets the most stuff despite his reservations at the insistence of everyone else, and it ranges from stuffed animals to a new baseball and glove to new clothes(Emporio is positively giddy at the prospect of non-Green Dolphin clothes, and it both depresses the hell out of everyone but also his joy is infections and makes them all laugh)
- At some point they end up meeting Foo Fighters, but not as a plankton. Instead they meet Foo’s old User before Pucci had stolen them and made them sentient. Funnily enough, their User’s personality is almost exactly the same as the Stand when they were sentient which is both another knife in Emporio’s heart but also a comfort because Foo gets to still exist in a sense
- Jotaro being a good grandpa and recognizing the signs of Emporio’s trauma and helping him work through it. When the Stand aspect of Emporio’s trauma is revealed, he ends up contacting the SWF to get him a Stand Therapist so he won’t have to hide it
- Let This Boy Be Happy Damnit
Oooooo that would definitely be an interesting interaction. Maybe later down the line one day he ends up visiting Morioh for some reason and the two end up crossing paths
Emporio 🤝 Hayato
Fighting an insane adult killer who’s killed your only help and having to figure out how to beat him alone and nobody remembers the majority of it also they’re fUCKING E L E V E N
Tomoko Higashikata, 4, 9, and/or 18.
4. a headcanon to spite canon, specifically
Tomoko absolutely knows about Stands. She raised a kid with one by herself for years, and Josuke is hardly sneaky.
9. a missing scene that definitely happened
Kinda building off the one I just mentioned, Josuke finally breaking down in the hospital and telling her everything that had been happening with Kira in the last few months. And oh boy if that man wasn’t already very much dead, Tomoko would’ve been ready to track him down and kill him herself. She was admittedly a bit upset that Josuke hadn’t told her about it, but understood that he was afraid of getting her involved and putting her in danger
18. favorite should have been canon relationship
Hmmmmm, a good question honest. I don’t ship her that much if I’m being honest, but the closest I can think of is Tomoko x Shinobu, and that just because of my friend making a one off minor AU where they started dating and Josuke and Hayato were really excited because that meant they could be brothers