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Anonymous asked:

Blooper au:

There are several tiny narancia figure to use for the little feet fight to show the scale in some scene. Giorno stole all of it and place it in random spot. Some of the blooper involved the cameraman zooming in on a mini narancia while the gang is laughing

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it’s a mix of Narancia Figures and costumes that are entirely green bodysuits except for a face on like. The stomach or wherever the height is

And oh my god yes. The fuckers are hidden EVERYWHERE during the episode and no one knows how Giorno did it without anyone noticing.

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ailingwriter

At some point, the crew get to film a blooper of Diavolo, in his death loop, cowering from an army of Small Narancia.

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Diavolo's death loops were when every actor and even some crew on set collectively decided it was time to cash in every single spare prop they could For The Shits And Giggles. Narancia, Mista and Giorno even managed to find some props from previous parts to use

Some other blooper death scene ideas using various props from part 5 and previous parts and also 1 from part 6 that someone snuck in:

  • Ballistic Turtle (it's styrofoam)
  • Poison dart frog, directly to the mouth
  • Touches the Rolling Stones prop and keels over
  • Bananagun
  • Uses the stone mask in broad daylight
  • Hit in the head with clackers
  • Stabbed through with the luck/pluck sword
  • Lil' Bomber drops a bomb, followed by a stock explosion effect
  • Diavolo comically running from SHA
  • Diavolo covered in the Melted Flesh prop from Part 4
  • Diavolo in the Garbage Compactor

Also, one of the actors who worked on both part 5 and part 6 does a bunch of comedy skits between Small Narancia and Small Jolyne.

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Anonymous asked:

Blooper au:

There are several tiny narancia figure to use for the little feet fight to show the scale in some scene. Giorno stole all of it and place it in random spot. Some of the blooper involved the cameraman zooming in on a mini narancia while the gang is laughing

- 💙

GHDBGBDBFBF Y E S

it’s a mix of Narancia Figures and costumes that are entirely green bodysuits except for a face on like. The stomach or wherever the height is

And oh my god yes. The fuckers are hidden EVERYWHERE during the episode and no one knows how Giorno did it without anyone noticing.

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ailingwriter

At some point, the crew get to film a blooper of Diavolo, in his death loop, cowering from an army of Small Narancia.

DJVBNJSDBVJSDBVS

Diavolo's death loops were when every actor and even some crew on set collectively decided it was time to cash in every single spare prop they could For The Shits And Giggles. Narancia, Mista and Giorno even managed to find some props from previous parts to use

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nYEYEYEHEHEHEHE-

mosstaro being me^^

(all me's are me! whim)

me and kars best buddies, hence the picture at the top😌

THIS ONE IS FROM MY FRIEND (i got banished to the baby pack😔😔)

joot's made out of moss, people love sleeping on the joot

(I HAD LOADS MORE BUT THEY ARE LOST TO TIME)

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W H I M W H A T T H E F U C K /lh

the server really decided Jotaro was The Most Speacialist Little Guy didn't you

which I mean. I completely agree with that assessment, but also I feel like I've looked at something forbidden and can now never return to the world I once knew

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A small idea: AU where Gravity works against Pucci, and Rikiel is taken into the Joestar fold at some point, anywhere from before Stone Ocean starts to in its endgame. The rod boi deserves some love.

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okay but what if I take it a step further and somehow, someway all three of the brothers manage to get found by Jotaro and Jolyne as kids. Like, purely through Gravity Bullshit and accidentally meeting them and slowly forging bonds

Ungalo and Jolyne bumped into each other at the movie theatre for a Disney movie and clicked immediately, practically giving the whole movie a hushed commentary and promised to meet later to do this again

during a trip to the hospital when Jolyne got really sick and (Jotaro's actually there this time) she ends up befriending the really anxious kid she shared a room with and decides she wants to be friends with him so her parents exchange information with his mom

Jotaro was nearby when Donatello gets arrested and ends up being called in as a witness to vouch for what he meant by "they fell from the sky." After the trial is over and he learns exactly why Donatello was there and pulls some strings with the SWF to make sure he gets put in a good home

Jotaro probably realises who they are pretty quick, but just because they're Dio's kids doesn't erase the fact they're Joestars. They didn't ask for their father to be who he was, and they're completely innocent

plus, Jolyne would never forgive him if he ever mistreated her favorite cousins

fast forward to 2001 and Giorno learns that not only does he have a very large extended family, but three younger half brothers as well

also I think it would be funny that when Jotaro sends Koichi to Italy, the Brando kids just...... follow him. They used their Stands to pull it off without anyone noticing and the whole time the Bucci Gang is doing their whole thing they're being followed by some barely teenagers (Donatello would be 15 and Rikiel and Ungalo would be 13/14) who are On A Mission

hell, who knows maybe they even get Jolyne (who's 9ish I think) in on it because she's basically their sister and she wants to meet their new older brother!!!

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Oh man there are so many possibilities for a Prosciutto Vs. Rikiel fight. Do we just og the route of Rikiel messing with body temps? Or... are rods hotter due to friction? If that's the case, do we then learn that the rods' life cycle includes them becoming gigantic titans who reside in the upper atmosphere, like was theorized? Or at the very least they become very long. So much potential.

Also UnderWorld makes finding The Boss's identity much quicker.

Also also, Bohemian Rhapsody syncretizes Diavolo with Rumpelstiltskin. (Secretive creachur who keeps his name hidden from the world and who is thwarted by the discovery of his identity.)

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I’d imagine at first that the kids stay mostly hidden. First it’s to make sure Koichi won’t find them and send them back (they managed to use Bohemian Rhapsody to hitch a ride in the first place), and they mostly watch from afar. Maybe they end up witnessing the Black Sabbath fight (but not the lighter extinguishing), which just affirms their mission even more because tHEIR OLDER BROTHER IS SO COOL LOOK IT THAT >:00000 HE MADE THAT SUPER COOL TREE AND FLOWERS WITH HIS STAND!!!!!!!!!

and just. The whole time they’re secretly tailing the Bucci Gang and trying to stay out of sight since When We Meet Hims Properly It’s Gotta Be Cool, and therefore the only way to impress their older brother is to help him out along the way!

and just. Occasionally the Bucci Gang would get slight glimpses of the kids. Nothing concrete, just this ominous feeling of being Watched and having no idea where it's coming from and not being able to find them. Occasionally Narancia will see the occasional blip on their radar, but they always disappear before they can find them (that's thanks to Donatello hiding them in the ground)

the train was the first time they got actual solid evidence of the kid's interference and it was...... weird. Mista really had no idea what the heck was going on, one second he was on the floor bleeding out and rapidly aging, the next he's in a weird hole with a fully stocked clinic and feeling kinda chilly with a bunch of tiny hands touching him. The others were skeptical to believe him, but he has the bandages to prove it so ?????

and maybe when they decide to defect is when the kids decide to make their grand appearance. They used Bohemian Rhapsody to send a message of "hey, we can help each other, following the swirling rods if you wanna met up" and lead them all to a weird Not At All Suspicious abandoned building

The Bucci Gang were not at all prepared in the slightest to deal with these Superpowered Children

they were even less prepared when the four of them introduced themselves as Giorno's siblings and show their star marks to prove it, Giorno being the most confused out off all of them

they end up make the mistake of assuming that Jolyne was the most harmless since she didn't have a Stand, but she's the most unhinged and ready to throw down at a second’s notice. One Does Not Simply Have Three Stand User Basically-Siblings And A Stand User Father And Other Stand User Relatives Without Picking Up Some Tricks

also speaking of, you bet Jotaro is loosing his fucking mind right now with worry over where the kids are

also also, completely separate from that, I had an absolutely ridiculous idea

instead of Giorno getting a Requiem Stand....... what if it's Jolyne, just for the shits and giggles of it

!!! I love this!

Abbachio catches a glimpse of one of their observers and tries to utilize Moody Blues, but it was actually Bohemian Rhapsody so it does not go as planned.

While I do think the most obvious power for Stone Free Requiem would be the Red String of Fate, I already had that idea for a fanstand so I'll leave that idea for someone else to explore. Instead, may I suggest some sort of Tapestry of Souls?

I have no idea how they'd learn Giorno's age but-

Bucci: You can't come with us, you're kids!
Donatello, pointing at Giorno: I'm as old as he is!
Abbachio: You're 15.
Donatello: Yeah, and?
*Realization that Oh yeah, Giorno's 15. Oh god he's only 15.*

JSRNJGVSBNRHJVS

Abbacchio thinks he's managed to catch whoever's following them only to be met with a giant cartoon mouse

but also I'm LOVING the idea with the Red String Of Fate vibes, so maybe we can combine it with the tapestry idea. Like, instead of souls being to glowing balls of light like they are for SCR, for Stone Free Requiem souls are woven like a tapestry, and it has the ability to re-weave and maipulate them. And maybe instead of messing with Fate as a whole, SFR can change how Fate affects people. It can't erase events or physical objects, but it can change what events led to what points and who does what

Ex: A person gets crushed by a rock. SFR can't make it so the rock never falls but it can make it so that person was never there.

I'm...... still debating who would be aware of these changes. Jolyne and SFR of course, but beyond that I'm not sure. Maybe if they want they can let other people be aware of the changes?

and just........ okay I had a really funny way for this power to be used in the final fight,

So as has been established, Jolyne is a 9(Nine) Year Old Child Who Just Got Shot For The Second Time In Less Than A Week

her knee jerk reaction to being cornered by a large scary man who's hurt her friends and brothers isn't to attack him and erase him from existing like she could so easily do

no, her first thought is that she wants her dad

Jotaro frankly has no idea what the fuck is going on. He doesn't know why he suddenly teleported or who these people are or why there's a tortoise speaking with Polnareff's voice or even where the hell he is

but what he does know is that his daughter is on the ground and a man with a Stand is looming over her and she looks more scared than he's ever seen before

and he

sees

red

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More frogs!! With a lil bonus ;DDD Artblock and finals are killin me but at least along the way I got to learn a lil bit more about frogs (plus its for an oc im currently designing). Kinda feels refreshing from all the h00mans I’ve been drawing lately :VVV

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so I had a silly idea for the United Twins AU

what if Pucci ended up being the one to go check out Giorno :)

so it's been years right? Pucci and Jotaro are still close friends, Domenico and Perla are out doing Whatever They're Doing, maybe working for the Foundation, and things all seem fine

Finding out Dio has a kid....... not great, all things considered. Not the end of the world, after all for all they know the kid could be a completely normal, Not Evil person, but it would be best to check. After all, there is also the possibility the kid has a Stand and given Dio's....... it's likely to be powerful one

So Pucci and Whitesnake get sent over to check it out and worst case scenario take the kid's Stand

now, Pucci has quite the collection of Discs at this point. Any of the truly dangerous ones he gives to the Foundation to keep, but the rest? He has obtained a mass amount of CD cases organized by type and function, and even has a couple cases specifically organized with the intention of Foundation Work

So Pucci comes to Italy prepared for shit to go sideways, and shit does. Black Sabbath is easy to deal with, and he does trust Giorno has good intentions........ but to be fair, this is still a 15 year old seemingly on his own and ready to throw his lot in with some of the most dangerous people there are

also it's an excuse to poke around for Polnareff, and he's definitely not turning that possibility down

however....... well, Pucci's never been very good fighting on the frontlines. He knows this. That's his brother's thing.

So he ends up watching from the metaphorical shadows. With the help of a Stand or two he manages to tail the Bucci Gang completely out of sight

specifically, he's there when Bucciarati and Trish get attacked by Diavlo :)

so he intervenes and everyone's high key freaking out about who the hell this guy is, Giorno's questioning whether or not he should say anything, Pucci's slowly getting a headache and Diavlo's more or less in a coma on the floor because he got his whole soul and brain yoinked

fun times

(also completely random but I think Whitesnake should be allowed to take Mista's gun. As a treat. Also I think a Stand shooting someone is just hilarious in general and I don't want to miss out on the opportunity)

Okay hear me out:

Joot in Italy + United Twins

Pucci and Domenico keeping watch from far away while Jotaro joined the Bucci Gang

specifically, them watching him suddenly appear with Trish and Bucciarati and a giant hole in his chest

and just. this is Jotaro. Jotaro. Their best fucking friend who's helped them out more times than they can count and who they've helped in return. In the last decade they've been through thick and thin, the flippant and the important

and they watch him die

they watch him crumple to the ground in a pool of his own blood, watch the light drain from his eyes, watch Star Platinum begin to crumble

well...... I think it's pretty safe to say Diavolo's life span has been substantially shortened

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so I had a silly idea for the United Twins AU

what if Pucci ended up being the one to go check out Giorno :)

so it's been years right? Pucci and Jotaro are still close friends, Domenico and Perla are out doing Whatever They're Doing, maybe working for the Foundation, and things all seem fine

Finding out Dio has a kid....... not great, all things considered. Not the end of the world, after all for all they know the kid could be a completely normal, Not Evil person, but it would be best to check. After all, there is also the possibility the kid has a Stand and given Dio's....... it's likely to be powerful one

So Pucci and Whitesnake get sent over to check it out and worst case scenario take the kid's Stand

now, Pucci has quite the collection of Discs at this point. Any of the truly dangerous ones he gives to the Foundation to keep, but the rest? He has obtained a mass amount of CD cases organized by type and function, and even has a couple cases specifically organized with the intention of Foundation Work

So Pucci comes to Italy prepared for shit to go sideways, and shit does. Black Sabbath is easy to deal with, and he does trust Giorno has good intentions........ but to be fair, this is still a 15 year old seemingly on his own and ready to throw his lot in with some of the most dangerous people there are

also it's an excuse to poke around for Polnareff, and he's definitely not turning that possibility down

however....... well, Pucci's never been very good fighting on the frontlines. He knows this. That's his brother's thing.

So he ends up watching from the metaphorical shadows. With the help of a Stand or two he manages to tail the Bucci Gang completely out of sight

specifically, he's there when Bucciarati and Trish get attacked by Diavlo :)

so he intervenes and everyone's high key freaking out about who the hell this guy is, Giorno's questioning whether or not he should say anything, Pucci's slowly getting a headache and Diavlo's more or less in a coma on the floor because he got his whole soul and brain yoinked

fun times

(also completely random but I think Whitesnake should be allowed to take Mista's gun. As a treat. Also I think a Stand shooting someone is just hilarious in general and I don't want to miss out on the opportunity)

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I read "frontline fighting is more Domenico's thing" and I immediately thought "what if both of them were in Italy?" So yeah, have that thought.

..........oh god ailing what have you done-

just. Domenico ends up managing to convince Pucci to let him come because like hell he's letting his baby brother go into the lion's den that is Passione Territory by himself (Domenico is older by 3 minutes and 23 seconds and he and Perla never let Pucci live that down <3), and just......

god these two would be absolutely terrifying working together but also they're absolute disasters. Seperate they both have a decent amount of braincells, but the second they're put within close proximity of eachother they cancel out and they end up doing the stupidest, most buck wild insane Stand Shit you've ever seen.

Weather Report and White Snake are Physically Incapable of not fucking with eachother constantly, but at the same time if anybody dares to hurt the other It's On Fucking S I G H T. Let's say somehow Diavolo ends up managing to get a hit on Pucci before his Inflicted With Coma, and suddenly there's Death Rainbows floating around everywhere and Domenico's beating the shit out of the guy with his bare fucking hands

and then in the background Pucci is just staring on in Mild Annoyance because Dammit Domenico It's Barely A Scratch I'm Fine, as if were Domenico the one hurt he also wouldn't go completely off the rails insane and Shank This Motherfucker

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so we've made the jojos were...creatures...vampires, what else? I think the next logical step is making them mermaids when they get water on them. the merstars

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for extra fun, what if they're like. The mildly eldritch Giant mermaids. Like, the ones that could hold a human in the palm of their hand

just. The Joestar family are essentially literal legends. Jonathan used to be Dio's friend and companion, protecting his ship and crew by swimming alongside them until one day he was betrayed and his skeleton was then hung up like a skeleton and ever since the family has distanced themselves from humans, save for Speedwagon and Erina since they were Jonathan's close friends

now the whole series has been shoved to the water. Maybe George II was a half-human who just kept growing until he had to be moved to he water permanently, but fell in love with his childhood friend Elizabeth who would visit him and even bought a home on the seaside. Maybe one day she was followed and George was slaughtered, and while she was able to get revenge she was forced on the run to escape legal repercussions

now thanks to Erina and Speedwagon she lives on an island far by the coast and almost an hour away from anyone else where she does her best to teach and raise her son in peace. Being only 1/4 mer Joseph could probably pass as a human, albeit a pretty large one, but there are some traits he struggles to hide should any person try to get too close, like having slightly strange eyes and patches of scales and gills

Suzie was a mer who'd pass through at regular times in the year and she and Joseph slowly fell in love with each other. They'd go on long swims into the sunset and stare at all kinds of plant life. Joseph would bring Susie all kinds of Land Foods to share and he learns how to cook specifically so he can share it with her. Susie tells him all about her travels around the world and deep in the ocean and brings back souvenirs. It didn't surprise anyone when they announced their marriage and Joseph purchased a boat so he and Susie could travel together

Holly grew up in the ocean and on a boat. She would swim alongside her mother and father as they travelled, going where she pleases. Susie and Joseph weren't surprised when she fell in love with the musician who would always play his songs by the sea. When Jotaro is born, he has a sort of a split custody of sorts. For the school year he lives with his father on land and attends human classes, and then during the summer break and any other long breaks he travels the ocean with his mom and interacts with other mers

Fibsh People Go Brrrr

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Congratulations, you’ve triggered an unskipable cutscene of me infodumping about the Passione and Diavolo/Doppio aspect of this AU, you cannot escape me-

SO BASICALLY shit starts way at the beginning with Diavolo and Doppio. Not fully sure about the dad situation, but their mom was human. Unfortunately, she still ends up getting arrested for Something Or Other, and a young Diavolo and infant Doppio end up getting put into the “care” of the priest guy

now, unfortunately for them, Diavolo has a couple of Mer traits that are starting to poke up, and well…… yeah, no shade to religion as a whole, but you’ve gotta admit, the strict “traditional” types really don’t take this kinda shit well. So Diavolo spends most of his child and young adulthood locked in a basement thing that was connect to but still locked away from the ocean. Like, there’s a tunnel leading outside to the open water but it’s barred off so only water and some fish can get through

Now, the contact between these two was incredibly limited, however the priest guy at least had enough sense to know “okay, letting the monster in the basement actually go insane is a Very Not Good Idea, so let’s see if social interaction can keep him docile” and it both…… does and doesn’t work as intended. On the plus side, for a good chunk of years, Diavolo does just that. On the downside, with every year that goes by, with every year Doppio brings down books and stories from the outside world, with every year he grows larger and the cave grows smaller…….. his hunger for the outside world grows ravenous

So he breaks out via the tunnel and with Doppio’s help. After all, that’s his older brother! He’s sure as hell going to help him out with this!!! And honestly? For the next couple weeks, Diavolo is content with this. He goes out basically every night, usually with Doppio but sometimes without, just to experience what the world has to offer. It's during one of these nights he ends up meeting Donatella which then leads to Trish, but he's completely unaware of her since Donatella was a tourist and not a local

unfortunately, things aren't all perfect. See, Diavolo gets a bit....... overzealous in his newfound freedom, and kinda over does it. That combined with his extreme lack of social skills means that he doesn't take it very kindly to people who disrespect him, especially if some of said people pick up on his mer biology. So he's unfortunately pretty prone to starting fights, most of the time which he leaves no survivors. He hides all the bodies in his tunnel and honestly isn't bothered by it too much. If anything, he's actually kinda proud of it

unfortunately, this backfires when the priest finds out what's up, connects the dots as to all the murders and disappearances, and reacts in a very reasonable, logical way

yeah, so he starts a lynch-

Diavolo and Doppio, understandably, start to freak the fuck out and respond in a similarly reasonable, logical way

Doppio starts a shit ton of fires and Diavolo grows to full size to smash the place

come morning, the whole town is nothing but ash and there were no survivors. Diavolo gives Doppio a ride to the neighbouring island and they both decide "okay, let's not do that again, what could be do to make sure we don't get put in a situation like that again?" and decide the safest long term plan for them would be to gain power. Legal power however was a bit too out and open for their tastes, so they decided instead to gain underground power. They start building up their gang, recruiting people and starting their "trade," and they actually draw in quite the crowd. Given how accepting the two were about mers they ended up finding a very untapped market of manpower that was free for the taking

and of course, when they find on of the Arrows this power just increases. The Beetle Arrow (or maybe it's some kind of other animal? maybe an octopus?) is still Super Power and different from the others, and also something they only had temporarily before it was snatched up by Polnareff, but they've got at least one regular arrow which gives humans a bit of a slight power boost. Maybe instead of fully transforming them, it gives them a randomised minor mer-themed ability, ex: slightly boosted strength or can hold their breaths for a long time or more durable skin, etc etc

it's enough that there are a LOT of rumours of Passione's crews, but they're also still obviously very human which insights a lot more cooperation from those under their "rule" out of general fear

I'll admit, I'm not super sure how Diavolo and Doppio learn about Trish's existence, but that whole part of the AU is Diavolo wording the Bucci Gang to pick her up on one island and bring her to another island on the other side of the "Italy" part of the archipelago. Maybe for some Fun Team Bonding because this is in the equivalent of Pirate/Victorian Times For The Aesthetic <3 it takes them several weeks instead of just one. Giorno is a Weird Cabin Boy that Bucciarati dragged back to the ship who gives them all Vibes, but none of them actually suspect him of being a proper mer because they've all gotten used to the Vibes that come with being stabbed by the arrow

WELL

for one, I really like the idea of Diavolo being a colossal squid. Maybe we could also throw in a bit of vampire squid too, but to give him Maximum pointy spines. He's absolutely enormous and the spines combined with all his tentacles and suckers make it very easy to drag ships down into the depths if the crew say...... starts poking around in places they shouldn't. The ocean is a big place and ships go missing all the time

as for Doppio, I looking at the post I'm only just now realising I didn't actually explain my thought process, but he and Diavolo had different bio fathers. Diavolo's was a mer which is my he's half, and Doppio's father was just another human leading to him being a full blooded human. It was shortly after Doppio was born that their mom got arrested and sent to prison, at which the two siblings were taken in by the local priest. Diavolo isn't that much older, maybe only 2 or 3 years, and neither of them have any memory of their bio parents

as for the thing about half-mers, it does vary on a couple factors. Hybrids can be very widespread and seemingly random in what they can and can't do. For one, what traits they may have. Sometimes they can be incredible obvious, others it can be subtle. For the most part, they don't have the power to "shift" into a more human appearance until they're around their young teens, roughly 12 at the earliest and 14 at the latest. One constant is that mers can grow to be much older than humans, however their earlier years develop much the same. Sometimes a half-mer will keep growing to the size a full blooded mer will be, other times they'll stay at a human size for their entire life, and of course there's everything in between that

Diavolo falls into the former category. He already stood out quite a bit because of his patterns and tentacles and spikes, the fact he just Wouldn't Stop Growing really didn't help his case. It was actually via some Fucking Around And Finding Out that he realised he could shift to a smaller human form when he was super bored and fantasying about going outside

Trish and Joseph are also a good case of this duality, with the both of them being 1/4 Mer. With Joseph as started to reach his adult years he began to grow very large and had to rely on shifting to continue to interact with humans, but with Trish she seemingly grew at a completely normal human rate. It varies from case to case, and while identify the amount of mer blood in them is a good way to predict what it could be (ex: Holly is 3/4's mer and while her growth was a little delayed she started sprouting up in her teens like predicted), it's more of a guideline than a rule

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so we've made the jojos were...creatures...vampires, what else? I think the next logical step is making them mermaids when they get water on them. the merstars

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B E T

for extra fun, what if they're like. The mildly eldritch Giant mermaids. Like, the ones that could hold a human in the palm of their hand

just. The Joestar family are essentially literal legends. Jonathan used to be Dio's friend and companion, protecting his ship and crew by swimming alongside them until one day he was betrayed and his skeleton was then hung up like a skeleton and ever since the family has distanced themselves from humans, save for Speedwagon and Erina since they were Jonathan's close friends

now the whole series has been shoved to the water. Maybe George II was a half-human who just kept growing until he had to be moved to he water permanently, but fell in love with his childhood friend Elizabeth who would visit him and even bought a home on the seaside. Maybe one day she was followed and George was slaughtered, and while she was able to get revenge she was forced on the run to escape legal repercussions

now thanks to Erina and Speedwagon she lives on an island far by the coast and almost an hour away from anyone else where she does her best to teach and raise her son in peace. Being only 1/4 mer Joseph could probably pass as a human, albeit a pretty large one, but there are some traits he struggles to hide should any person try to get too close, like having slightly strange eyes and patches of scales and gills

Suzie was a mer who'd pass through at regular times in the year and she and Joseph slowly fell in love with each other. They'd go on long swims into the sunset and stare at all kinds of plant life. Joseph would bring Susie all kinds of Land Foods to share and he learns how to cook specifically so he can share it with her. Susie tells him all about her travels around the world and deep in the ocean and brings back souvenirs. It didn't surprise anyone when they announced their marriage and Joseph purchased a boat so he and Susie could travel together

Holly grew up in the ocean and on a boat. She would swim alongside her mother and father as they travelled, going where she pleases. Susie and Joseph weren't surprised when she fell in love with the musician who would always play his songs by the sea. When Jotaro is born, he has a sort of a split custody of sorts. For the school year he lives with his father on land and attends human classes, and then during the summer break and any other long breaks he travels the ocean with his mom and interacts with other mers

Fibsh People Go Brrrr

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Congratulations, you’ve triggered an unskipable cutscene of me infodumping about the Passione and Diavolo/Doppio aspect of this AU, you cannot escape me-

SO BASICALLY shit starts way at the beginning with Diavolo and Doppio. Not fully sure about the dad situation, but their mom was human. Unfortunately, she still ends up getting arrested for Something Or Other, and a young Diavolo and infant Doppio end up getting put into the “care” of the priest guy

now, unfortunately for them, Diavolo has a couple of Mer traits that are starting to poke up, and well…… yeah, no shade to religion as a whole, but you’ve gotta admit, the strict “traditional” types really don’t take this kinda shit well. So Diavolo spends most of his child and young adulthood locked in a basement thing that was connect to but still locked away from the ocean. Like, there’s a tunnel leading outside to the open water but it’s barred off so only water and some fish can get through

Now, the contact between these two was incredibly limited, however the priest guy at least had enough sense to know “okay, letting the monster in the basement actually go insane is a Very Not Good Idea, so let’s see if social interaction can keep him docile” and it both…… does and doesn’t work as intended. On the plus side, for a good chunk of years, Diavolo does just that. On the downside, with every year that goes by, with every year Doppio brings down books and stories from the outside world, with every year he grows larger and the cave grows smaller…….. his hunger for the outside world grows ravenous

So he breaks out via the tunnel and with Doppio’s help. After all, that’s his older brother! He’s sure as hell going to help him out with this!!! And honestly? For the next couple weeks, Diavolo is content with this. He goes out basically every night, usually with Doppio but sometimes without, just to experience what the world has to offer. It's during one of these nights he ends up meeting Donatella which then leads to Trish, but he's completely unaware of her since Donatella was a tourist and not a local

unfortunately, things aren't all perfect. See, Diavolo gets a bit....... overzealous in his newfound freedom, and kinda over does it. That combined with his extreme lack of social skills means that he doesn't take it very kindly to people who disrespect him, especially if some of said people pick up on his mer biology. So he's unfortunately pretty prone to starting fights, most of the time which he leaves no survivors. He hides all the bodies in his tunnel and honestly isn't bothered by it too much. If anything, he's actually kinda proud of it

unfortunately, this backfires when the priest finds out what's up, connects the dots as to all the murders and disappearances, and reacts in a very reasonable, logical way

yeah, so he starts a lynch-

Diavolo and Doppio, understandably, start to freak the fuck out and respond in a similarly reasonable, logical way

Doppio starts a shit ton of fires and Diavolo grows to full size to smash the place

come morning, the whole town is nothing but ash and there were no survivors. Diavolo gives Doppio a ride to the neighbouring island and they both decide "okay, let's not do that again, what could be do to make sure we don't get put in a situation like that again?" and decide the safest long term plan for them would be to gain power. Legal power however was a bit too out and open for their tastes, so they decided instead to gain underground power. They start building up their gang, recruiting people and starting their "trade," and they actually draw in quite the crowd. Given how accepting the two were about mers they ended up finding a very untapped market of manpower that was free for the taking

and of course, when they find on of the Arrows this power just increases. The Beetle Arrow (or maybe it's some kind of other animal? maybe an octopus?) is still Super Power and different from the others, and also something they only had temporarily before it was snatched up by Polnareff, but they've got at least one regular arrow which gives humans a bit of a slight power boost. Maybe instead of fully transforming them, it gives them a randomised minor mer-themed ability, ex: slightly boosted strength or can hold their breaths for a long time or more durable skin, etc etc

it's enough that there are a LOT of rumours of Passione's crews, but they're also still obviously very human which insights a lot more cooperation from those under their "rule" out of general fear

I'll admit, I'm not super sure how Diavolo and Doppio learn about Trish's existence, but that whole part of the AU is Diavolo wording the Bucci Gang to pick her up on one island and bring her to another island on the other side of the "Italy" part of the archipelago. Maybe for some Fun Team Bonding because this is in the equivalent of Pirate/Victorian Times For The Aesthetic <3 it takes them several weeks instead of just one. Giorno is a Weird Cabin Boy that Bucciarati dragged back to the ship who gives them all Vibes, but none of them actually suspect him of being a proper mer because they've all gotten used to the Vibes that come with being stabbed by the arrow

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big bad and the assassination team! (2/3)

- Risotto is based off the gift givers in the Best Gift Ever special

- Devil Darner does not have time powers, he’s just really really good at sneak attacks and throwing opponents off

- Devil communicates and gives orders to his underlings via magic scrolls (a la Celestia)

- i was gonna make a joke about how phones haven’t been invented yet so Dialtone is literally just making weird noises and talking to objects, but then i looked it up and turns out there ARE phones in equestria so. that’s out the window

- anyways some more bad italy puns: Shiredinia, Reinezia (or Reinice), Coatpri, Foalrence, Maneila, Marelan

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so I just had

a REALLY fun idea

*slides together Son of Dio and Corpse of Gold* so what if Diavolo killed Giorno and Trish

like. Canon goes mostly the same, save for the fact Giorno's hair doesn't change color. He still gets Gold, still decides to overthrow the Boss, but this time :)

this time when Diavolo punches him through things don't go as well :)))

after all...... Giorno's a 15 year old kid and decently smaller than Bucciarati. And if he's dead and unable to heal Trish..... well, it's only natural she'd get killed as well

Gold Experience of course VERY much disagrees with this course of events and pours every single ounce of energy it can into bringing its User and his friend back. I'd imagine Trish wouldn't get too many physical differences, after all her hair is already pink and her eyes are green, but maybe she ends up getting Spice Girl's eye markings and starts loosing her pupils so it's just solid green?

but yeah, anyways now there are two freshly dead 15 year olds with a LOT of trauma, magic powers and one hell of a grudge

I'm not super sure how the AU goes from here (maybe they end up teaming up with Risotto or Polnareff?) but. God this is going to absolutely DESTROY Bucciarati when he finds out. That these two children were murdered in cold blood and he more or less delivered them to their killer on a silver platter

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my brain was set on cringe mode again today 🤡

so actor au BUT stands are an actual thing that's real but the rest are fictional. The characters are fictional, the story is fictional too, while stands are a thing.

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FHDBFHDBFHDBF

Okay so I’m seeing two possibilities for how that could go for actors:

One, they just write in the actor’s Stand as being the characters and slightly change the performance of the ability as needed to make it line up with the plot/character better. Like, say a Stand has the ability to manipulate weight, they instead portray it as just being able to make things heavier

Or Two, Stand Props and makeup are now a thing and they use special affects to make it look like it’s doing a different thing entirely

Also, so many different kinds of Stand would have it absolutely MADE in the special affects/theater tech and crew industry

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Ooh, I have some ideas for actors' stands that could mimic canon stands in some way or another (otherwise known as "we have *stand* at home".)

Echoes: Shapeshifting, both itself and objects around it.

The Hand: Folding.

Kiss: Illusory copies.

The Emperor: The gun isn't a stand. The bullets, however...

Purple Haze: The gas causes mild nausea.

Spice Girl: Elasticity instead of general softness

RHCP: Electricity is less powerful. Not actually Akira's stand, but they get along (to the dismay of everyone.)

Jotaro's stand: Not actually Star Platinum. It changes wind currents. Very useful for 'stand jumps' and also the only reason the Enya fight ended the way it did. Joot might also have been on effects duty outside of parts 3-6.

FGBTYHGTDBDT OH I LOVE THAT-

I had another idea for Purple Haze if you will: what if it's just. Colored smokescreens. It can control the color and how thick the smoke is with minimal affects to those who breathe it in

Love Deluxe actually has a manifestation and has an ability along the lines of "string manipulation" which works great for Yukako

there are actually LOADS more Sex Pistols and they like to swap out between scenes for shits and giggles

Manhattan Transfer actually has an ability, being essentially a magic key ring

Sex Pistols was originally manifested for like. An assault rifle. There are multiple bloopers of #4 deciding to jump out and "scare" Mista.

Fugo joins the 'outside-of-part special effects crew' gang. He and Jotaro work very well together.

YESSSSSSSSSS

the Pistols are just as chaotic and insane as they act in the show and they’re not ashamed of it, and Mister sloppy begins to adopt and get attached to them

and just. OUGH I love the mental image of Jotaro and Fugo working together. With Not-Star’s wind and Haze’s Smoke, they’re single handedly responsible for like. 95% of every Colored Magic Cloud affect in the entire show. Not-Star's wind is perfect for shaping and making them move just right, and Fugo's smoke is perfect for making any misty smoke they could ever need

Ooh a few more ideas!

Kira 8 was always Sheer Heart Attack's User, he was one of the many stand users who 'lent' their stand. Killer Queen is a played by an actor in both parts though.

D4C's normal ability is just the hiding part of its canon ability, no alternate timeline nonsense involved. Just the ability to hide in between two objects.

Scary Monsters is not a Stand. They just had trained dinosaurs on hand because a completely different Stand brought them back to modern day. Dinosaurs are just A Thing in this universe that people have gotten used to.

Trish is the younger relative of Diavolo and Doppio, and heaven help you if you hurt her because the devil and his aide will have no mercy.

HRBVHDRBSHVSBRVS OH I LOVE THIS-

only Tusk Act 1 exists and it's ability actually a has to do with clinging to someone, the rest of the Acts were either puppets or people in suits

Doppio and Diavolo are siblings and Trish is their cousin, and plot twist all three of them agree Doppio is The Terrifying One, which Doppio takes a lot of pride in

Paisley Park is Yasuho's twin sister and on the days they're feeling chaotic they pretend to be each other off set (there have also been a few times when they've accidentally be confused for the other by production staff. Yasuho actually corrects them, Paisley on the other hand waits to see how long it takes from them to notice)

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I've had this idea marinating for a while please consider this: Assassin Mista AU!

Basically, Bucciarati wasn't the only one that Mista impressed with his headline stunt pre-canon. When he showed up to bust the kid out of prison, Bruno was expecting legal questions, not for the prison to tell him that Guido Mista didn't legally exist. Strange, as he'd made the news literally a month ago, but Bruno had already drained enough money from Polpo to get this far and couldn't risk further research, so he had to let the matter go.

So what happened to him?

Instead of being dragged into Passione, Mista was dragged into an organisation of Stand assassins! They function as almost a social network - you order a hit and submit your future victim's name, age, picture and last known location, and the organisation sends it to their hitmen to finish the job.

They offered Mista his freedom: they could erase his existence entirely, and work to pay back their investment at a steep interest, or he could rot in prison for the rest of his life. Not much of a choice, but at least he could chose what jobs to take, avoiding children and mothers as much as possible? It wasn't much - the pay was pitiful and the lifestyle worse, but Mista survived. Maybe not lived, but survived.

(side note, I don't know how different the pistols would be in this Au, maybe even more chaotic than canon, since he doesn't have the Bucci gang for comfort anymore!)

I can (and probably will) elaborate on how exactly this intersects with cannon, but long story short, EITHER Diavolo always planned to finish off the Bucci Gang after they delivered Trish to cover his tracks and couldn't send his usual hitman squad after them (for obvious reasons) so he just applied for outside help OR la Squadra hunted down the execution squad for murdering Gelato and Sorbet after declaring themselves traitors, and it forced his hand to extend his reach outside Passione.

Either way, even though it goes against so many of his personal self-imposed morals, the amount of Lira on offer is more than enough to pay off his debt and then some, so how can Mista pass this opportunity up?

Don't worry though! He still ends up joining the gang, although it takes a ruined opera, several explosions, a kidnapping, a mini stand battle and a phone call to do it! (not necessarily in that order)

OOOOOOOOOOOO ANGST THE GUN BOI 👀👀👀👀👀👀

I love the idea of Mista being an assassin. There's so much room for angst and pain and I adore it

for the Pistols, what if while they aren't much different from canon, Mista relies on them WAAAAAY more for emotional support. He talks to them regularly, more than he does Actual People, and sees them as fully separate beings. He lets the Pistols do what they please and doesn't even try to make them do things they don't want because excising the control he has over them makes him sick to his stomach. The Pistols also help him keep a grip on the morals he has left and get very vocal if he starts to toe the line

the Pistols both drive him up a wall and keep him sane. It's because of them he hasn't gone spiralling into a dark hole which he'd never be able to return from

and if I may bring another possibility for how Mista ends up tying into canon: what if he ends up befriending La Squadra and gets involved that way

his line of work meant he didn't have many friends. Everyone was competition, and if two assassins just to happened to be aiming for the same job? Well, it wasn't friendly fire if you aren't allies

but well..... Mista's on Passione territory. It was only a matter of time before he ended up crossing paths

and maybe at first they're enemies. It's just bad blood and insults every time they meet, but their ties to their respective organisations prevent them from Dealing with the opposition out of fear of retaliation. Slowly, this leads to a tolerance of each other, maybe a silent acknowledgment when passing in the street, which then leads to coexistence and nothing more than annoyed words when they take the same jobs

but then this slowly opens avenues for partnerships. More dangerous jobs become possible, there have allies outside their immediate circle to call on, the Squadra get access to more information and jobs outside of Passione work, Mista gets a place to crash on the nights he can't afford rent and a warm meal when he doesn't have time to cook

for the first time in nearly a year, Mista finally gets to feel companionship from another human again

but of course....... then Sorbet and Gelato are killed

and Mista was tired. Tired of killing, tired of getting hurt, tired of awful living conditions, tired of making it to the next day by the skin of his teeth

so when the Squadra ask him if he'd like to join them in overthrowing the Boss, for the first time since he'd gotten them Mista ignores the Pistols warnings and goes in

this is his last job, he thinks. After they take over Passione, he'll be able to pay off his debts and live a simple, quiet life far away from anyone or anything that could ever hurt him

it's either that, or die trying

(what he wasn't expecting was for everything to go sideways and have a total of Two(2) found families at the end of it all and for a man with blue eyes and black hair to recognise him)

(ofc this is just a suggestion my brain ran away with, your idea for how canon ties in is VERY tasty as well)

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