not to be nsfw but i want to be hugged and kissed all the time

this is what being poor is like

Look I am not happy that I’m writing this post but I really don’t understand why I’m seeing multiple posts about why Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are the same size as the residents of Bikini Bottom when they’re human beings and all the sea creatures are only supposed to be a few inches tall. Mermaid Man’s belt is a shrink ray. They did a whole episode about it. I feel like you can put two and two together without them explaining it onscreen. What you really need to be concerned about is why Pearl, a whale, is also only a few inches tall and also never needs to go up for air. 

i wish i had like really great friends who were spontaneous and loved me and we could go to museums on saturdays?? hikes on sundays??? study together at the library on mondays?? we could go see movies and critique them together. draw and paint on friday nights, help each other decorate our rooms, we could read books together then discuss like i just want some pure and positive friends…where y'all at

bi/pansexual people calling their attraction to the same gender gay

het people calling themselves gay in any context

(to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a mental breakdown

*off-key kazoo*

After vine died we are reduced to text form vines

AN ACTUAL SLIDE FROM NINTENDO’S 2003 E3 PRESS CONFERENCE

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

the white guy is killin me

“hmm..yes..ho….mhm”

*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”

reblog if ur a disgusting piece of shit

i’ve just come across one of my favourite videos on the internet

okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve still got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable & sleep has made you forget all your worries and responsibilities and u go back to sleep feeling as content as ever

Just throwing it out there

If you’re the kind of person with “unfollowing anxiety” I want you to know it’s okay to unfollow me

 I don’t care if we’re mutuals, friends in real life, family, whatever

You aren’t obligated to follow me, I don’t keep track of followers/unfollowers, I don’t “do inventory” and see if my mutuals are still following me, and I definitely don’t ever “call out” someone for unfollowing me

i’m pretty that everyone familiar with these movies has thought about this at least once

dead

hi i just love sharing my fav scene from sesame street ever

big bird is canonically nonbinary

Same for Gonzo