TWISTERS (2024) + letterboxd reviews

⚠️ Spiderman: No Way Home’s plot be like:

The holy trinity

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

i went to england to visit the family of this boy im dating in birmingham. one of his sisters lived in manchester and his whole family kept being like we wish lila was her you would love her blah blah blah lila would just lobe you blah and I was finally like well why couldn’t she make it? everyone was like lol as we said she’s in manchester??? that’s it. i looked up the distance and it’s like less than two hours away and when me and my dude went to grab a beer later that night I was like so does Lila not get along with your parents like what’s up? again, he’s like babe I told you she’s in manchester. I was like are the villages at war????? he goes “it’s too far. this isn’t holiday.” I was like babe we’ve drivin 4-5 hours for weekend trips to the beach Im just confused- and he cuts me off and goes “that’s American me. We don’t do that here”

Did Thanos get his own theme song and villainy montage? I don't think so. The new Queen villain is here, Agatha Harkness

okay but why does agatha’s villain song kinda slap?

agatha behind the scenes as the interviewer like:

of course fennec shand used Boulder Push on the stormtroopers with 500% efficiency, she’s literally Mulan. She already tried this with the avalanche

Hill House: Luke. Protect him at all costs

Bly Manor: Peter.

hot take

i really love zuko avatar the last airbender but he also definitely influenced people into thinking all the villains in the world can and should be redeemed like. shut up. youre not zuko avatar the last airbender and you will never be zuko avatar the last airbender

idk who needs to hear this but when your english teacher asks you to explain why an author chose to use a specific metaphor or literary device, it’s not because you won’t be able to function in real-world society without the essential knowledge of gatsby’s green light or whatever, it’s because that process develops your abilities to parse a text for meaning and fill in gaps in information by yourself, and if you’re wondering what happens when you DON’T develop an adult level of reading comprehension, look no further than the dizzying array of examples right here on tumblr dot com

thor: *breathes* me: 😍😍😍

#this is is #this is what the movies are #just evy being evy and causing chaos

people who don’t talk in the tags? lawful evil

if ur blog is just an endless stream of posts with absolutely no commentary I’m fucking terrified of you tbh