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She’s Berries, Baby

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Kayley | 25 | She/Her | ISFJ | Multifandom
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Made this tribute to The Mummy using this Bayeux Tapestry Generator and just had to come on here to show @teashoesandhair

Hope you like it!

I jest thee not when I say that this is the greatest thing I have seen in perhaps a month, and thus I made this as tribute to your own masterpiece:

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fedkaczynski

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

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misteryada

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

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thealogie

imagine being at a class reunion like, yeah remember hot tom? i heard he made all of his friends get ugly matching skull tattoos and call him a really ugly french name and also I heard his nose is gone. weird.

I didn’t realize this was about harry potter for a second

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