LMAOOO his full name, and like even after they know his real name
Gandalf throwing his staff at gollum is what really makes this
Thank you for commenting because I was going to scroll past this.
vader: who tore the warning sign off of this wampa cage?? storm trooper: security footage shows it was removed by a golden protocol droid vader: LOL
Vader in RotJ: wait the Alderaan princess is my daughter?? don’t know how to feel about that.
Luke: she strangled Jabba the Hutt to death with a chain.
Vader: OH HELL YEAH
why would you hide this in the tags that’s hilarious
Gotta make money somehow
The older this gets the funnier it is
the letterboxd reviews for the Hobbit trilogy are truly something else
Someone let him eat that salad pls
The choices that we make through our lives, the people who intersect us on our path kind of change what our fated destiny is. So some of us are lucky enough for the choices that we make to keep us on our path.
“tolkein was such a meticulous worldbuilder, he put so much effort in he made up like six languages!!” yeah but did he work half as hard as the screenwriters of Mamma Mia 2 worked to fit “Fernando” into the script? didn’t think so
there isn’t a SINGLE song from ABBA in the lord of the rings. I rest my case
I nominate this for the next extended edition they make
if there’s one thing the mcu knows how to do it’s chaotic trios
“I can’t talk right now, I’m doin hot girl shit”
*reads fanfiction for 3 hours*
*daydreams about my favorite characters and actors*
*takes a nap*
agatha: it's been agatha all along!
agatha: but not at the very beginning idk what happened then, and not even when you got pregnant Idk what happened there either. Tbh I've only started doing stuff now so it hasn't REALLY been me all along, but the song would sound really stupid if I said 'it's been agatha since episode 3'
oh my god kids you can’t just ask your dad why he’s white
Wanda is literally living her ao3/wattpad life.... I mean...
Perfect life with love of your life? Check. Living in a different era the way you want? Check. Cute kids with your s/o? Check. Different outfits and style and looks with absolutely no one questioning you? Check.
She’s living a fix-it fic. 100k words, no angst. Only fluff.