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out of touch jim kirk thursday
You ever think about how in the Galaxy Quest universe there are tens of thousands of fics shipping Tim Allen and Alan Rickman in the place of Kirk and Spock?
Okay but Down Bad is Spirk
but from Spock's perspective
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why don't you join us? spock x kirk 2.06 Lost in Translation
I can't sleep so Star Trek TOS/SNW dashboard simulator
🪆 chekovsgunman Follow
to this day I can't understand why they're called the Three Musketeers if there's FOUR of them? Did Dumas just forget his own main character???
🪴 plantdad Follow
You've got to be kidding me
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I know right? A mistake like this would never happen in Russian literature!
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After months of taking care of everyone else on this giant tin can I really earned this shore leave. Now I get to drink, relax, flirt with some lovely ladies and sleep until noon 😎 Just what the the doctor ordered!
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Update: A fucking purple tree ate five crewmen. Again.
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Despite being among humans for close to a decade, I still find their tendency to overcomplicate and avoid aspects of social situations to be confusing at best and infuriating at worst. So much time is wasted on tedious matters such as who gets to 'make the first move' or 'not come off too strong'.
For example, everyone aboard my vessel is keenly aware of Lt. Uhura and Engineer Scott's 'budding romance'. But their need to extend their oddly avoidant courtship ritual, rather than outright state their interest in one another, is pointless, as well as frustrating to witness.
Why do they do this? Why not 'get it over with', as they say?
I encourage answers from all cultures, human or otherwise.
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I'm sorry Scotty and Nyota are WHAT
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DELETE THIS
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SPOCK NOOO HE DOESN'T THINK OF ME LIKE THAT 😭
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But I do! I thought you knew and were just being nice about it!
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DMing you rn 😳
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You're welcome.
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PSA: If you visit Antares VII, stay clear of any yellow plants, their pollen can have some...inconvenient effects on the biology of humanoid peoples.
My XO and I suffered through troubling symptoms until it was almost too late. Thankfully, we figured out a cure in time.
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I can only find info on the symptoms. What was the cure? 👀
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Do I really have to say it?
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The galaxy if Klingons didn't exist
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Wow. Humans are openly advocating for our disappearance yet Klingons are the bad guys? I thought your federation stood for peace.
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Cry harder you genocidal wrinkly-faced bitch I hope your planet gets sucked into a black hole
#If you think a joke is on par with what they do then book an MRI because you might have brain damage #fuck Klingons and anyone that sympathizes with them
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So I can either skim through this asteroid belt on Warp 2 for 3 hrs or on Warp 5 for 15 mins
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Erica no! That's not how navigation works!
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FLOOR IT???
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ERICA NO
😎 ortegaaaas Follow
HOW ABOUT WARP 7 FOR 15 SECONDS?
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ERICA YOU'RE GOING TO CRASH THE SHIP
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I AM GOING TO HARNESS LIGHT-SPEED TO ZIGZAG THROUGH THE VOID
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ERICA P L E A S E
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I know some species are very private, but you'd think they'd share the important stuff, esp when we should trust each other by now.
How are we supposed to enjoy my weekly dinners if you all don't tell me what to watch out for :/ This is the third time this happens to the same person and I had to get the answer why from our CMO
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Wait what did I miss while I was gone
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Spock got wasted on my chocolate fudge cake and hit his head on the counter ://///
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starlightervarda reblogged
Alien wearing a t-shirt that says "I come in peace" and a human wearing a t-shirt that says "I'm peace"
starlightervarda reblogged
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds 2.06 - Lost in Translation
Hey, Uhura?
What’s the Vulcan word for ‘slut’? Because uhhhhhh
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"It is a human adage, Captain Spock, that the enemy of your enemy is your friend." "I thought it was not in this timeline, Captain Kirk."
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Good day. THIS is the energy I want to see from SNW.
This one goes out to all my fellow spirk fans in the trenches this week. This is obviously the canon reason the SNW writers couldn't introduce Jim Kirk to Spock until this episode had occurred.
let the sun rise (and I'll break you, till I break through)
let the sun rise (and I'll break you, till I break through) by Starlighter_Varda
(AKA the Angsty Friends-with-Benefits-to-Lovers AU)
— CH 2/?
Summary:
The course of true love never did run smooth...
When Vulcan practices fail to help Spock with his trauma surrounding the Discovery, it is only natural to cultivate, rather than neglect, aspects of his humanity.
His experiment with human experiences leads to an unforgettable night with enthralling stranger on shore leave. But, against all odds, they meet again, and again, becoming lovers then friends.
Each time, he loses sight of his goal and more of himself to James Kirk, who understands him like no other—yet feels light-years away.
Could having so little of Jim be enough? Or will what was meant to help become what hurts him most?
starlightervarda reblogged
let the sun rise (and I'll break you, till I break through) by Starlighter_Varda
(AKA the Angsty Friends-with-Benefits-to-Lovers SNW!Spirk AU we all need.)
— CH 1/5 | Rated E.
Summary:
The course of true love never did run smooth... When Vulcan practices fail to help Spock with his trauma surrounding the Discovery, it is only natural to cultivate, rather than neglect, aspects of his humanity. His experiment with human experiences leads to an unforgettable night with enthralling stranger on shore leave. But, against all odds, they meet again, and again, becoming lovers then friends. Each time, he loses sight of his goal and more of himself to James Kirk, who understands him like no other—yet feels light-years away. Could having so little of Jim be enough? Or will what was meant to help become what hurts him most?
let the sun rise (and I'll break you, till I break through) by Starlighter_Varda
(AKA the Angsty Friends-with-Benefits-to-Lovers SNW!Spirk AU we all need.)
— CH 1/5 | Rated E.
Summary:
The course of true love never did run smooth... When Vulcan practices fail to help Spock with his trauma surrounding the Discovery, it is only natural to cultivate, rather than neglect, aspects of his humanity. His experiment with human experiences leads to an unforgettable night with enthralling stranger on shore leave. But, against all odds, they meet again, and again, becoming lovers then friends. Each time, he loses sight of his goal and more of himself to James Kirk, who understands him like no other—yet feels light-years away. Could having so little of Jim be enough? Or will what was meant to help become what hurts him most?
Trekkies, who’s your fancast for SNW!McCoy?
I’m starting a Strange New Worlds!Spirk fic soon and can’t envision who’d go with this version of Kirk
starlightervarda reblogged
Fallen head first into a Spirk wormhole today 🪐
Babes I’m in my worst depressive episode since COVID and have been getting worse since August
so
if anyone can link me some fun low-stress/risk fics (mutual pining/idiots to lovers welcome) in any of the tag ships so I can distract myself
it would be much appreciated <3