I think he has the steeliest grey stare, let’s see how many of you agree with me.
Red Hood just starts shooting at a Robin and the goons lose their shit, because that's the equivalent of asking Batman to make time in his schedule to fuck you up.
Goon: "Boss, come on, maybe let's leave the kid alone--"
Jason, snatching someone else's gun so he can keep shooting into the shadows after the first one ran out: "That's right you better run, you piece of shit! If you ever dye my hair pink again I'll fucking end you!"
Goon:
The Top 3 Gotham-based Instagram accounts are:
Batman & Robins: that’s dedicated to spotting the Batfamily. It ironically has pics of everyone but Batman himself. It even has a couple of Superman and Catwoman. Mods regularly delete arguments in the comments trying to guess their identity.
The conspiracy theory that Bruce Wayne is dating Batman was born there.
Buttman Robin: dedicated to shots of Nightwing’s ass, and some of him in pin-up poses. Some wonder if he actually poses for the camera sometimes.
TheWayneFamily: a stan account acting like Bruce Wayne and all his kids and friends are the royal family, with updates on each one, theories and tabloid-level submitted stories theorizing about their lives. The most popular rumour is that Brucie is dating a reporter from Metropolis.
Batman & Co.: Their RPF tag on IG and fanfiction websites. Tim and Dick have a lot of fanfic about them (both in their hero and civilian identities), depicting each as a confident, troubled rich badboy and all manners of OOC. They nearly rival the ones written about all the other Robins, Red Hood included.
They’re frequently linked in Teen Titans secret group-chats.
Batman is shipped with every member of the Justice League, several members of Gotham’s elite - the main crackship being with Bruce Wayne, dubbed Wayneman - and his own rogues gallery.
Bruce uses the Batcomputer to delete fics that include the Joker as a love interest to anyone, even self-inserts.
I absolutely love this guy