Girl help I’m watching House of the Dragon with Arabic subs, they cut out all the scenes with nudity/sex and literally translated Daemon’s name to ‘the demon/devil’

Giiiiirl they cut out all the intimate scenes so I’m missing so much context motherfucker stop being a religious prude and let me have a linear narratiiiiiiive

GIIIIIIRL THEY ABRUPTLY CUT OFF THE SCENE OF LAENOR AND HIS BOYTOY

Mr Censor you just made what you’re trying to hide very obviouuuuus

Girl they left in the scene of Aegon jerking off out the window but cut out what must have been Daemon and Rhaenyra kissing/fucking

Also it’s so fucking dark I can’t see shiiiiit

I have no words for how much this amuses me.

‘Life is very full of sex, or should be. As much as I admire Tolkien — and I do, he was a giant of fantasy and a giant of literature, and I think he wrote a great book that will be read for many years — you do have to wonder where all those Hobbits came from, since you can’t imagine Hobbits having sex, can you? Well, sex is an important part of who we are. It drives us, it motivates us, it makes us do sometimes very noble things and it makes us do sometimes incredibly stupid things. Leave it out, and you’ve got an incomplete world.’ George R R Martin (source)

no disrespect to george rr martin but this quote cracks me up bcos every time i see if I’m just like, no george… you can’t imagine hobbits having sex. ;P

FOUND IT & I say again: I can imagine hobbits having sex just fine.

Georgey boy here forgetting Sam’s 13 kids.

he didn’t forget about them. he just doesn’t understand where they came from.

That’s even funnier, then.

george rr martin, looking at the gamgee family tree and crying: wh-where… where did they all come from…….

this man is apparently under the impression that we need sex scenes to understand that sex exists in any given story universe and honestly that explains so much about his writing

It really does

HOBBITS FUCK GOOD AND THEY FUCK OFTEN

Reblog with how you say GRRM in the tags

I say GRRM as ‘grim’