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Clark is totally a proper assistant and not getting distracted by Bruce’s eyes no sir, nor his lips, not even his—
For @memento-mori-twilight as part of a lil exchange <3333 also their genius idea animate it yeeeeeeehaw
stills under cut wahoo
bruce wayne becoming nightwing reminds me of those mums that are like 'im sooo skinny, i can fit into my preteen daughter's clothes!!!' but like. with vigilante personas
This comic panel my GOD. The dead silence in the second one is killing me
The ultimate fear of parenthood: despite your best attempts to raise a gothic, whip-smart sharply dressed individual, they prefer a goofy style so embarrassing that it's still being discussed four decades later.
something something can take the boy out of the circus, can't take the circus out of the boy
I think he has the steeliest grey stare, let’s see how many of you agree with me.
Trick or treat with Battinson and Dick
(from arrested development s1e10)
not me thinking of self indulgent nonsensical no-capes aus nooooooooo 🤡
clark kent week day 2, omegaverse/soulmate AU/pet names. basically one big excuse to draw them cuddling
Red Hood just starts shooting at a Robin and the goons lose their shit, because that's the equivalent of asking Batman to make time in his schedule to fuck you up.
Goon: "Boss, come on, maybe let's leave the kid alone--"
Jason, snatching someone else's gun so he can keep shooting into the shadows after the first one ran out: "That's right you better run, you piece of shit! If you ever dye my hair pink again I'll fucking end you!"
Goon:
This comic panel my GOD. The dead silence in the second one is killing me
The ultimate fear of parenthood: despite your best attempts to raise a gothic, whip-smart sharply dressed individual, they prefer a goofy style so embarrassing that it's still being discussed four decades later.
god it took me AGES but it’s finally done. Happy Batman Day!
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“Oh yeah… That’s… Batman…” “Batman’s real?” “Yeah, he’s… He’s over there.”
Bruce’s shit eating grin here when GL finally figures it out is so good.
dc comics heritage post
"You're only friends with us because of Robin's hero worship for you." is exactly the kind of petty, blatantly untrue thing Bruce would say to Clark Kent, because he Does Not Like Dick Liking Other Superheroes That Much. (Oh, buddy. Just you wait. You're going to have to emotionally share Dick with so many other superheroes besides just Superman and it's going to be a nightmare.)
Batman gets hit with a love spell during battle that knocks him out and will make him fall in love with the first person he sees when he wakes up. The league takes him back to the tower and while they wait for Zatanna or Dr Fate to come help break the spell they all agree Superman should be who Batman sees and he can deal with a lovestruck Batman. Only, when Bruce wakes up and sees Superman, he doesn't act any differently. He just gets up and demands a mission report and tries to go about business as usual, much to everyone's confusion (and to the disappointment of Hal, who had his phone out ready to record). They explain the love spell and wonder why nothing happened and Bruce just says that obviously it didn't work and to not worry too much about it.
The spell did work it's just that Bruce was already in love with Superman so nothing actually changed outwardly. Zatanna gets there a few days later and examines him, and is also confused bc there's definitely a love spell on him and there's no reason it shouldn't be working. To prevent her from looking further into it and making a big deal, Bruce, in private, hints at why there might not be any effects. Zatanna gets it and agrees to remove the spell and say that it just wasn't that strong after all.
Everybody seems to accept that explanation and move on, except for Clark, who knows his best friends is hiding something and he's determined to find out what.
