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List of lines in Snapcube’s “Real-Time Fandub Goes to Hell” that go unexpectedly hard out of context:
- “My sin is lying to the devil.”
- “I don’t have to turn to look at anyone.”
- “The sun doesn’t lessen in brightness.”
- “Do you see what I’ve become? Do you see what I’ve created? I’ve turned the sky into a fuchsia windows background.”
- “You understand now, Sonic? The power of sinning.”
- “I will have the power to usurp the devil himself!”
- “You’ve confused sin with legality.”
- “Now listen here! (Silence) You hear that? Nothing. Because you blew it all up.”
- “My feelings on gun rights is that I’m damn right, baby.”
- “I’m gonna have to break down the myth of Americana.”
- “I’m trying to (become presdient) by electoralism so I give people the illusion that there’s a choice.”
- “Just go and piss on a grave of someone who was a good person.”
- “Would you look at me when I’m talking to you!?” “No, I’m disrespecting you!”
- “I want you down in hell. I want you to be a middle manager.”
- “I’M gonna be the King of Sin! It’ll be ME!”
- “Now we’re gonna battle in hell!”
- “Listen to me. I am in no relationship - I am neither single nor taken. I am a gamer and I am in hell. Do you understand me? I rule this land.”
- “Please don’t form a gambling addiction. Don’t be like me. It’s over for me.”
- “You’ll get to hell and look up, and you know what you’ll see? My heels in your face.”
- “I wish I had a friend like you, who could save me if I was ever in danger.”
- “I’ve been amassing an army. An army of aliens.” “…They’re not loyal to anything? No state? No code of ethics?” “They’re loyal to me…and I’m using them to take over hell.”
- “I don’t want them to call me! I want the world to end!”
- “I know you have big ambitions, but they can’t be worth your soul!”
- “You are a menace to society. But one thing, Shadow - I rule hell.”
- “I will have so much power, I will kill the devil myself and take his place.”
- “I can die happy tomorrow!”
- “The timelines are converging just like I saw it.”
- “They’ve come to take their revenge.” (Laughs) “You’re gonna die. I can’t wait to see that.”
- “The president will take their seat back.”
- “How about you come play in the dark with me?”
- “I rule over Tartarus with an iron black fist. It was awesome until I decided to have fun.”
- “This means nothing to me! Alright? You mean nothing to me! …This is why I stay down in hell! This is why I punish sinners! I am the good guy! Do you realize? I am the good guy here! I am the winner of everything! God goes up and he plays with his all little friends, like ‘Ohh look! I donated to charity!’…. I get to kill people! I get to poke people with hot sticks all day! It’s great!”
- “You still just leave me in the dust every single day!”
- “I was made to be someone who was a part of what you want, a part of your desires. But I’m not a part of someone else’s wishes, Satan. Because I am All of Me. Because I’m a bad bitch, and I’m MY bad bitch! Not your bad bitch friend!”
- “I am going to tear your heart out and hit it with your own tooth!”
- “You were never strong.”
- “You forgot the number one sin, devil: Thou shalt not have any gods before me.”
- “Maybe Maria wasn’t all she was cracked up to be.”
I especially loved the entire "I'm MY bad bitch!" phrase cause it hits so FUCKING HARD, with or without context, it'll will always be the greatest line ever. That whole phrase fills me with determination and joy, it makes me think that I can do anything and I LOVE IT!!
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