deanna troi b like “his vibes are off sir :/ recommend to we go to yellow alert” and we just let her

made this in like an hour at 6am and now i understand what true love means

Miles O'Brien after being forced to spend any time whatsoever with Julian Bashir

thinking about how klingon courting works by the female roaring and throwing heavy objects and the male reading love poetry

gay klingons:

lesbian klingons:

Do gay Klingons ever get frustrated/dejected because their gentleman caller hasn’t so much as kicked a pebble their way or uttered the slightest growl?

Do questioning Klingons ever show their crush their poetry, only to have their crush assume that he’s helping them proofread or something?

Is there ever an issue where a lesbian Klingon tries very awkwardly to recite poetry to her lady love? 

Or instances where two lesbians are basically beating the shit out of each other and both thinking “I know she thinks this is just a regular old gal fight, but no, seriously, I’m trying to declare my intentions here”?

Are there euphemisms for LGBT Klingons? “Don’t try to win her over, Riker. She reads poetry.” 

This one of the best things I’ve ever read

He’s willing to stop pretending he doesn’t have emotions just long enough to call Bones ugly

God I love that man

y’all are forgetting the best part 

@themisanthropiclycanthrope

~Me, opening the Internet.

A thought I had while driving to work today: do you think Trill languages have three different personal pronouns that get collapsed into the one English one by the universal translator?

As in “I [symbiont] have had X hosts,” “I [host] had a horrible time going through the initiate program before I was joined,” and “I [gestalt entity] think you’re being a real jerk, Benjamin.”

@seananmcguire

Thank you for tagging me into one of my special interests!

Assuming no grammatical gender, I think we’re up to five.

I-the-host; I-the-symbiont; I-the-combined-entity; I-the-potential-host; and I-who-will-not-be-Joined.  The latter can mean either “I choose not to submit to Joining” or “I am genetically unsuitable for Joining,” and there’s probably a movement to resurrect an archaic form to split those two states, since it’s such a vital cultural division.

Data and Geordi costume design sketches for a thing I’m writing

Jean-Luc Picard moodboard

Things My (non-trekkie) Friend Has Called Garak So Far:

“dinosaur boy”

“crocodile husband”

“gecko”

“GACK”

“that gay stegosaurus”

“the fuckin.. flamboyant bearded dragon you keep talking about”

“Julian!” (pause) “wait no that’s the boyfriend”

“Geordi right?”

“one of your spocks, the lizard one”

+human names but the first letter is replaced with a G, i.e. “Gatthew” “Gimothy” “Gackary” etc

“Gary”

I really enjoy how Garak’s face has like… two modes

“It’s a lovely morning on the USS Enterprise, and you are a horrible Q.“ (for DrWho42 on twitter)

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julian, gay disaster and james bond fanboy, when he steps on ds9 and is almost immediately hit on by a mysterious spy:

why is “plate of live worms” a staple of interstellar cuisine

More Janeway, bonus Ensign Kim and Lt. cmdr Tuvok.