i’ve been listening to Iris by the goo goo dolls on repeat and drawing this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
“Threaten then, I’ve got nothing.” “That’s… almost true.”
[tw: emotional cruelty, abuse of power]
i’ve been relistening to tazb and i have feelings about 🥺🥺🥺
[Description start: A young woman is playing the beginning part of the Universal Studios theme song on a xylophone, and then she throws both of the mallets at a drum placed in front of the xylophone. Another woman comes after her, playing the same tune and throws the mallets at the drum again. A man walks up after the last woman has finished and starts singing the ending of the Universal Studios theme off-key before laughing and walking away. End of description.]
statement of timothy stoker regarding jonathan sim’s BLATANT FAVORITISM
Jon gets used to being comfortable enough to be able to smooch whenever he wants
So a lil while back i decided to turn a Massive section of my island into the Overlook Hotel's Hedge Maze
Frustratingly, every time I play I have to traverse the entire maze for weeds.
AND THEN
jUST YESTERDAY
tHESE FUCKERS POP UP IN THE CENTER
HOW MCFUCKING DARE.
also here's Jack.
Martin gets tired of Avatars being confused by his existence so he gets a nametag
some cartoony s5 doodles
Transcript: The dude playing Portal 2 stops in front of a conversion gel pipe and says “Hey, can someone follow real quick? *snrk* Can someone who isn’t following me just follow real quick? You can unfollow right after, I don’t even care.”
Deep voice clip: “COME.”
Dude: *starts laughing* “Thanks-”
DVC: “COME.”
Dude: *laughs harder*
DVC: “COME. COME.”
Dude: *laughs even harder* “Only one of you had to do it for it, for it-!”
DVC: “COME.”
Dude: *squeak-laughs* “Thanks, ‘preciate it.” *chuckles a bit more*
A soundbyte of Kirby’s victory dance plays in response to the superchat.
Dude: “Hoo, fuck.”
The superchat is read in a feminine text-to-speech voice: “Come.”
Dude: *starts cackling uncontrollably, is cut off by the end of the video*
taako, inviting the grim reaper on a pottery date while negotiating for the souls of an entire small town:
taako, an hour later realizing the flaw in this plan
[ID] The first image is the ‘Now I’ve thrown him off his rhythm’ meme. The second image is the same meme, edited to say ‘now i’ve fallen in love with him’ [end ID]
“Um, Beatrice, why are you pretending I’m this guy’s nephew? We need money.”
i hope that manuela dominguez is still alive in season 5 & every five minutes Helen has to stomp back into the hallway and yell at her for messing with the lights
deanna troi b like “his vibes are off sir :/ recommend to we go to yellow alert” and we just let her
I’m sure this has already been done, but.. this really is book!jaskier.
Inspired by this post
A family of two ✨
gimme sammich
gib bagul
i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like