Just a matter how I define my state of mind

Jessica Chastain for Grazia Italy, April 2016.

One time I was playing The Sims. My kid had a soccer game, and while the teams were huddled up, I changed to buy mode and put washing machines around the opposing team, enclosing them within their detergent scented prison. Thanks to my ingenious strategy, my child’s team was able to take the ball from the opposite goalie and score repeatedly. By the time the clock ran out, we were up 46-0, and the opposing team was sobbing in puddles of their own piss. I am the best soccer mom.

PARENTING

#HarleyBaby “— harley quinn hands up high”

GET TO KNOW ME MEME : [4/10] animated films → Tarzan

       "No matter where I go, you will always be my mother.“

“You dare to banish the great Rasputin? By the unholy powers vested in me, I banish you, with a curse! Mark my words: you and your family will die within a fortnight! I will not rest until I see the end of the Romanov line forever.”

No more second banana! No more partner! From now on– I’m gonna prove myself solo!

beerandblogging:

Don’t assign me yours.

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