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My Thoughts on the Trojans (after reading the Iliad)

One thing about me, I’ll always call Hector and Paris a cunt (Paris moreso) no matter what Achilles has done. Because let’s talk about it:

-The trojans quite literally only had Apollo because Ares and Aphrodite kept getting their asses handed to them (it hurts but its true). AND to top it all off they lost Ares. If I was any trojan and found out Ares, GOD OF WAR, left me I’m giving up immediately ☠️

-HECTOR aint even kill Patroclus in a fair 1v1! Patroclus called him a pussy and said his boyfriend is going to kill him and I GIGGLED because yeah 😭

-Paris is a cowardly idiot either way. Whether people want to believe Helen loved him or not, hes STILL a coward idc.

-Idk how people can think the Trojans were the ones in the right. You STOLE their queen (because im pretty sure she loved Menelaus), then LOOTED Menelaus afterward, then dipped after a treaty? Wtf was Menelaus supposed to do? You think he would be respected as a King if he let that shit slide?

-If I was Hector id kick Paris out of Troy and make him give that woman back so quick the ship wont be able to sail. Idgaf if hes my brother I dont even know him like that 💀 they have Achilles and you won’t me to risk my balls so you can get ballsdeep in a woman who DONT WANT YOU? What is this? I have a WIFE and KIDS and OTHER siblings? Fuck that.

-ALSO the Trojans don’t got NOBODY in give a shit about other then the gods.

WHAT IS THIS ACTUALLY? 😭💀

Zeus just gotta understand man, I’ve been across dimensions to swim in some milk. So imagine what i’d do to fuck blood of Zeus Apollo?

The RA at my college just told me he’d top Apollo and that he’d bottom for Artemis. He also made it very clear he thinks Poseidon has a horse cock.

It was amazing.

I think overall Hermes doesn't have a lot against Ares, and if so it would be on another gods behalf like the other siblings he's closest to. I think Ares can tolerate him and talk with him, Hermes isn't a threat in any way to him so he has no reason to be hostile, unlike Apollo or Athena. Same goes with Artemis. Artemis isn't really interested in anything that would warrant Ares to hate her, however I think Ares' history with Artemis is a bit muddier then Hermes.

From what I know, Ares didn't get involved with Hermes when he was a child or his mother, that was Apollo. Ares however WAS involved in Artemis, Apollo, and their mother's suffering, and I doubt Artemis nor Apollo let go of their anger so easily. They were kids getting tormented by their older brother, someone who is SUPPOSED to protect them. I think also Hera made sure that Ares did not view them as his siblings, but again, as a hostile threat to his ACTUAL family. If Ares is anything, it's protective over his mama. I think Artemis had to have forgiven him as she was the one who saved Ares, maybe even finding out that Ares got captured to protect her made her forgive him then and there. It's really sweet actually.

ALSO to add a bit of spice, in some sources APOLLO was there instead of Hermes, which makes it even MORE complicated because Ares, in my eyes, does not have a lot of reason to like Apollo.

Quotes based off of my fanfic characterizations of the greek gods (i’m bored and literally no one cares)

APOLLO

“But the thing i’ll never admit to anyone who’s met me is how desperately I want to be loved, I don’t think I could say it.”

“The first poem I wrote that wasn’t about you was still about you”

“Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All that blood was never beautiful, it was always just red.

ARES

“And i think, maybe people are not complicated. Maybe they just want to be remembered.”

“You look so angry, why does everyone always look at you that way?”

“Everything that I’ve ever loved has clawed marks on it”

“Your father is only your father until one of you forgets”

ZEUS

“You can easily return to the past, but no one is there anymore.”

“I did not mean to be cruel. I swear i am good i am good i am good i am kind. I have love inside of me. Some place far far away”

HADES

“How can I ask anyone to love me when all I do is beg to be left alone”

“If you give me the slightest hint of abandonment and withdrawal, I promise I will outdo you”

DIONYSUS

“This is not a psychotic breakdown. This is a cleansing moment of clarity.”

“My god my god, whose performance am I watching? How many people am I? Who am I? What is this space between myself and myself?”

HERA

“I want to become a horrifying woman. I want people to turn away in horror when I pass by in the street. I don’t want to forget anger and hatred! You have become beautiful…”

“If only my heart were as cold as I pretend it is, maybe I could get over this.”

ATHENA

“My greatest fear? Easy. My greatest fear is that one day — maybe ten years from now, maybe tomorrow— I will stop being needed. I’m terrified that any desire attached to me will just dry up, just dissipate, and those I love will outgrow anything I can offer”

“You can cry. You can scream. You can feel unwell. There’s no need to sell an ideal image of yourself, you are human (maybe not), you are fluid in motion and emotion and that’s okay. It is such a crazy notion”

HESTIA

“I kind of think all we are is the things we do.”

“I know kindness exists because I am kind. ‘People gods aren’t good’ i am gods. i am good.”