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fourdancingmoths

Hate it when the Stardew Valley NPCs get mad at me for digging in their garbage. Like bitch I carry this town on my back. "Ew! Thats awful!" You know what else would be awful? The decaying shambles this town will be left in when I leave because you were all mean to me. Without me Pelican Town is nothing do not fucking test me

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thesmallestmango

gostaks

some random redemption arcs that aren’t just ‘zuko, but a little to the left’

I’m evil but all my evil friends betrayed me and I’ve decided that the best revenge is to ruin their evil plans. Yes, this means I’m a “good guy” or whatever. No, I don’t like it any more than you do.
I was evil but all my evil friends betrayed me and now I’m going to latch onto the first person who shows me kindness. If that happens to be the protagonist, I am totally fine with realigning my morality to match theirs.
I never wanted to do what I did, and now the biggest obstacle to me switching sides is convincing me that I’m not a living weapon.
Well as long as you’re imprisoning me in this magic amulet I might as well give you pointers on your technique. I mean come on if you all die I might be stuck here for millennia! It’s not because I like you and don’t want you to die. Nuh uh.
Look, I legit thought that being evil was going to be my best option to get this important thing done, but, uh, that didn’t pan out. Help?

asphodelimago

Some examples from games I have played:

Still bent on seizing wealth and political power, but he’s decided that his best strategy is to make this small town a really nice place to live.
Amoral blood knight has decided the BEST fights happen when you fight other supervillains.
They were acting like villains but mostly because they’re inhuman entities shaped by the assumptions and beliefs of others, and thanks to a PR campaign by the heroes, they’re now prosocial.
Turns out the high school bully WAS compensating for something, and now that the trans egg has cracked, it’s time to learn not to be a complete jackass.
“I assumed that you, an unsuspecting teenager, were actually a secret government plot due to my own PTSD-related paranoia, and uh… I got therapy, sorry about that?”
“You’ve got spunk, kid, and since you’re in no position to actually oppose my empire, I’m going to adopt you as an honorary nephew and send you a copy of the old family cookbook.”
“I still don’t like you but if you’ll adopt my child, I’ll go back to jail and play nice because at least some part of my legacy lives on.”
“Look, I just wanted your help, how could I have known that chasing you down with a zombie biker gang would seem like a threat to your life?”
“Turns out, I hate your other ex more than I hate you, so this ‘evil ex alliance’ kind of backfired.”
The FBI has, grudgingly, agreed that having five apocalypses happen in your immediate vicinity isn’t proof that you’re causing them.