Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE

you grow a beautiful tree and then balk at its fruits?

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

SHUT

this video is putting me in a daze i swear

Opening up the skittles portal

HOW MANY CHECKMARKS DOES THIS GUY HAVE???????

he invented nyan cat he's allowed to have as many checkmarks as he wants

she's already dead what do you mean

charles transitioned

seeing nov 5th trending five fucking days before the day itself is the pretty much the tumblr equivalent of hearing mariah carey's 'all I want for christmas' come on at the grocery store at exactly 12am on November 1st

I love environmental storytelling

i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it

one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard

High on cat nip

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I think it's important to remember, as a rule of thumb, if you take advantage of a social service, it actually makes it easier for other people who need that service to access it. Most of the time, when these services get cut, it's because politicians will look at usage and say "see, no one is really using this thing, we can afford to trim the budget for food stamps by at least half". Whereas if you decide to step up and use these programs, even if you feel like you "don't really need it", at bare minimum it's another data point advocates can use to say "hey, look, people are using this thing, this is an important service we are providing, do not cut our funding".

I work at a nonprofit, and it is absolutely wild explaining to folks that being part of a program that reduces their energy bill actually helps us get funding to help even more people get energy bill savings.

You aren’t taking resources from anyone by using programs you qualify for. You are making a case for those programs being important enough to continue to exist and (in many cases) grow.

We live in a world so controlled by the idea of resource scarcity that we reason "If I get help, that must be taking help away from someone else!"

looks like october is…. octover

i’m queueing this for next year

Its nowvember

People who are not afraid to text you 40 times in a row and don’t take it personally if you haven’t replied are literally the most valuable members of our society and should be recognized as such

many such cases

this tweet has the same effect on me as like a sylvia plath quote

I JUST WATCHED THE FUCKING DARK KNIGHT OF GOTHAM WALK OUT THE AUTOMATIC SLIDING DOORS OF MY LOCAL GROCER WITH HIS CAPE BILLOWING MAJESTICALLY IN THE OVERDRAFT I FUCKING LOVE HALLOWEEN

Important fucking update Batman doesn't have a car Batman is waiting for the bus behind taco bell I fucking love you movie-accurate Affleck-era taco bell Batman you're my hero taco bell batman

Semi related, personal experience is that there is no greater feeling than walking through an automatic door dressed as Magneto.

*nodding wisely* capes

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

Me: *doing something for hours on end without stopping*

Someone: Hey, are you there? I was just wondering if you’d like to-

Me: