Part 2! Here’s a collection of asks involving the teeny tiny Titans AU!
I feel like these two could go in very similar directions, lol. In either of these scenarios, I think any affected mini-Titans would lose what reasoning capabilities they have and act much more like common animals, but in a cute, funny way. Similar to how humans get when they’re drunk, maybe.
He could pop their head like a balloon if he wanted to. For the poor human who takes a swing at the King of Titans, congrats, you just broke a dozen bones in your hand and your opponent might as well have not even felt it. That moment will haunt them for the rest of their mortal life.
Y’know how a toddler goes about reading a book but can’t actually read? And they just kind of mumble nonsense at you, and you have to smile and nod like they’re telling you the most interesting story ever? I imagine it would be like that, Mothra just making all sorts of cooing and chirping noises, and Maddie, who emphatically cannot understand any sort of Titan-speech, is like, “Wow, then what happened?”
Take it a step further, lol, and say they try to trick or treat year-round. Like, they know the changing of the seasons, but what the heck is an october? Halloween can be every day if you have enough teeth to threaten people with.
Even though I’m imagining this in the teeny tiny Titans AU, I can totally see these gremlins rocking up to an outpost, full-sized, because they can’t be ignored when they’re big enough to take a day-ruining seat on a building if they aren’t delivered their treats.
As the world comes to know more about the Titans, this is one of their more endearing traits, and it becomes common for cities to gather “offerings,” not so much out of fear, but because kids are enamored with the prospect of sharing their Snickers and Twix with the Titans.
Legit wouldn’t have been able to tell that English isn’t your native language. Gosh, people who learn this flaming trash heap of a language are so impressive.
Thank you! I’m glad you enjoy them! I’ve had a lot of fun over the months of writing them, and I love hearing about reactions and stuff. I also love that Mark being on the verge of cardiac arrest is part of my Brand, lol.
I think that is one of the most perfect memes you could offer for the teeny tiny Titans ‘verse, holy cow. Dumb Agent sneaks into the Russell house, Godzilla takes great offense, and Maddie’s busy playing Animal Crossing on the couch.
The agent inevitably ends up on top of the refrigerator, shrieking, as Godzilla threateningly snaps his teeth at him from the floor. Mothra’s watching over Maddie’s shoulder and isn’t involved. Yet.
Dumb Agent yells something about how Maddie’s supposed to be able to control them, she replies that G doesn’t bite, he’s fine, don’t worry.
Godzilla’s spines start to light up, and Dumb Agent’s soul promptly leaves his body.
(i’m very tempted to write this out for domestication, so we’ll see...)