i've seen the "we had to go to the bathroom" screenshot so many times i forgot the way sam reacts to it. he's like "yeah man i trust you with this one. you're a good liar. im sure you'll handle— wait what?"
mary oliver, mockingbirds
My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “catcher in the rye” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: where do the ducks in the lagoon in central park go. this whole city is filled with goddamn phonies
My buddy mark david chapman pacing: i need to kill john lennon
Sam getting infected by the blood of a female nurse practitioner: 2.9 and 11.1
He’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
The tags I see in my notifications:
#yeah I mostly agree #except for the fact everything in this is wrong #and op could’ve worded it better #heres 15 examples of how I could’ve made a better post but didn’t just make my own post for some reason #I think op is kind of stupid and mean and cold hearted and possibly a sociopath #and I also want to kill them #text post #reblog
Stanford era must've been insane if this was a few hours
supernatural, s2e2 // anne carson, euripides
still think the prequel should be about john and mary making out on a couch while dean sits next to them talking pop trivia for 41 minutes. american psycho style.
like this
sam and dean supernatural is just the world’s longest argument of just kill it already or there’ll be more / no, it’s harmless, just carry it outside or something except one of the parties turned out to be half spider
and their dad was an exterminator
i love parking directly outside of the house i’m breaking in to
just. thinking about that moment in Clap Your Hands if You Believe where souless!Sam doesn’t take the beer Dean offered. biting my nails off because like that means when Sam does have a soul he doesn’t care about the beer he just drinks it so he can be drinking beer, y’know, with Dean. little things.
Baby Clifford & baby Snoopy