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remember the pact of our youth

@stanfordsweater / stanfordsweater.tumblr.com

there is nothing i wouldn't do for you.
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “catcher in the rye” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: where do the ducks in the lagoon in central park go. this whole city is filled with goddamn phonies

My buddy mark david chapman pacing: i need to kill john lennon

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The tags I see in my notifications:

#yeah I mostly agree #except for the fact everything in this is wrong #and op could’ve worded it better #heres 15 examples of how I could’ve made a better post but didn’t just make my own post for some reason #I think op is kind of stupid and mean and cold hearted and possibly a sociopath #and I also want to kill them #text post #reblog

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sam and dean supernatural is just the world’s longest argument of just kill it already or there’ll be more / no, it’s harmless, just carry it outside or something except one of the parties turned out to be half spider

and their dad was an exterminator

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just. thinking about that moment in Clap Your Hands if You Believe where souless!Sam doesn’t take the beer Dean offered. biting my nails off because like that means when Sam does have a soul he doesn’t care about the beer he just drinks it so he can be drinking beer, y’know, with Dean. little things. 

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