love takes no prisoners.

🎶 I believe this world ain’t half as bad as it looks.

I believe most people are good. 🎶

I went looking and this is the poster… honestly shout out for this Ontario

They’re doing their best with half a brain cell.

The gray kitten isn't dumb. They're learning. They made a mistake and stopped.

The orange kitten tho... they are not beating the stereotype.

smokey Jone: whoopsiesies! steppted my lil paw inna the foude. dis noan goode, bettor whipes it off ovar hier.

Vermillion Carmichael: gotta eat this fucking metal

how much does the aurora borealis weigh

it's pretty light

Are you alright, honey? You've barely put your blorbo in situations

Okay but back when I could afford a therapy my psychiatrist asked if I had written any fanfiction or planned any out in my head, and I was "nah, not really." And she nodded and looked down at her notes and was like "so how do you feel about possibly trying Zoloft?"

I started laughing and she was like "I know it sounds funny but it's been six months without you engaging in your favorite hobby and that's a sign the depression is getting to a point where we might why try some treatments with meds in addition to therapy."

So like. yeah.

So, babe, ARE you okay? You've barely put your blorbo in situations

A little brown bunny was so kind and sweet it stretched its whole body out and got long enough to go to sleep

can u pls leave the discussions to the scholars

guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

absolutely

no! therapy will kill the patient! they need to vaguepost on tumblr.com to live

i mean they did also eeby deeby Blorbo. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like I understand where you're coming from here but they did very much send castiel to superhell

this site is incomprehensible to outsiders thats a good thing

sometimes bad things happen to you but the manner in which they're inflicted is so indistinguishable from the sorts of cruel and unusual misfortunes that befall a character in a sitcom created for the sole purpose of suffering for other people's entertainment that it's impossible to even begin to get upset about it

i was already having what can only be described as a pretty fucking bad day and my coworkers noticed and were kind enough to offer me the last of the freshly baked limited edition cookies we've recently started selling that i cannot get enough of, and just as i'd finished thanking them sincerely for such a thoughtful and touching gesture of goodwill a customer walked in, pointed at the single cookie in the display case, ordered it and absolutely nothing else, and left

god i've seen what you've done for others and you are doing some straight up looney tunes shit to me