staircase to the sea

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

i watch baseball for the side quests

throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout

this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl

baseball is actually not a sport it’s just a documentary of human nature and how we battle boredom. the stuff these teams get up to while they’re waiting their turn.

and it’s hilarious when they pull pranks on each other, like attaching things to other people’s caps:

or the beloved hot foot prank:

or when they decided to put a guy’s pants over his head and make it seem like he was walking on his hands:

or when they opposing pitchers took turns playing tic tac toe every time they got on the mound:

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

the realest

‘you should be one of those mall santas’ 😭😭

Just so we are all on the same page, this is also a war crime.

add it to the list. remember so history won't forget.

Source: The Literal Genva Conventions, Article 8

The perfect response

Please enjoy the infectious laughter of the Australian senate struggling to keep its composure while grilling a man about bee semen

david tennant's acting choices in utopia haunt me

glad to see i'm not the only one

i love this image

do you love the colour of this thigh (bruise)

Someone stretch it out to a seventy screen long image post.

Maximum PDF document size supported by Adobe Acrobat.

15 million inches by 15 million inches, to be precise.

by Udzu                                        

Can’t stop thinking about this 236 mile long theoretical PDF. Talked about it on the phone with my friend earlier. PDF longer than the country of Belgium. Forbidden yet technically fully supported 236 mile long PDF. I’m obsessed.

in library. talkin about thanksgiving. librarian is asking the kids what they eat, trying to lead them towards thanksgiving food & its like pulling teeth. asking what they pour on mashed potatoes. one kid says Rocks. librarian is like “im thinking of something that starts with GR and its brown” and another kid raises her hand & im like ok this girls on top of everything shes got this. & she goes “gorilla sauce”

gorilla heritage post

Learning and growing as a person is literally so painful and upsetting. Only sick perverts would willingly do this.