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♉ | she/they | 30+ | ISFJ | Squirrel Queen And Deathling
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Elegy Skirt For Sale: Resplendent Nightmare Ruby colorway

cw:spider, insect

My first real Lolita piece and it needs a new home! My body has changed since I bought it so I hope I can find someone that will love for it.

Comes with original tags and care instructions, and matching head bow. Original buttons and zipper. No pockets.

I got to wear it once and its been hanging pretty much the whole time.

Pet home, no smoking of any kind. Maybe dusty.

Waist:

From seam to seam it's 19 inches meaning 38 circumference before shiring! Shiring is in pic 3. (96 cm) If I had to guess/try to remember I would say up to 43inches (109 cm)

Length:

27 inches give or take (68cm)

Asking price: tbh 20$ basically covering the cost of shipping. Sadly no international shipping at this time.

Money via PayPal

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miggylol

You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)

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MUTUAL AID FOR UNHOUSED TRANS WOMAN!!!

my mom connected with a trans woman in our area whos recently found herself on the streets without any local support. she's found a safe place to stay for the next 3 weeks but is unemployed and still needs funds for food and possibly more short term stays in airbnbs or hotels.

ANY AMOUNT HELPS

CASHAPP IS $NATALIEEVES

REBLOGS APPRECIATED!! ❤️

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darthflake

If you're having a bad day, just remember that it's going to be winter soon and imagine what will happen to all the Cybertrucks ❤️

Salt-rusted unprotected steel panels... Meltwater getting into poorly constructed and poorly isolated electronics... Stuck in snowdrifts that a real truck would have been able to deal with... Oh, those are indeed happy images. Yes indeed...

It's winter in the US is anything happening to all the cybertrucks

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zerphses

No snow here yet. Lots of Cybertrucks in my area, so I’ll keep an eye out.

Keep us updated I am so curious to see how they handle Normal Weather

There should be Cybertruck Winter, like Fat Bear Week. Where we see which cybertrucks fall first and which ones make it to the end in usable condition.

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ironborealis

Dispatch from the far northern hemisphere and have witnessed a Cybertruck in the winter wilds.

We're early enough into the snow season in that the damage isn't obvious. My guess is that exposure to road salts are really going to destroy these ambulatory dumpsters, but we won't start to see that until spring. Road salt is difficult to impossible to get off in a regular car wash, and we know that Cybertruck can't handle even that.

On the one I saw, any metallic shine that the Cybertruck had was completely lost in a combination of cold winter temps, light street grunge, and lower ambient sunlight. It was the same color as my friend's early 2000s silver pickup truck. One of the big draws, imo, is that stainless steel panelling and to see it turn into the same shade of grey as one of the most popular truck colors twenty years ago would be disappointing to me. It's not special anymore.

Local Cybertruck enthusiasts who are salty dogs at winter driving have started vinyl wrapping their automotive basket cases. The trend seems to be to go from the door windows down, which gives them a beach cooler vibe that is similarly underwhelming.

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hanniecat922

They’re already having issues! The head lights are sunken in for some reason. This means there is a shelf to hold snow in front of the lights and block them.

Now, every car has to have the snow cleared off the headlights before you drive, but this is way worse. That shelf collects snow as you drive. People have to pull over and clear the snow off mid-drive because they lose their headlights.

WHY ARE THEY BUILT THAT WAY

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Elegy Skirt For Sale: Resplendent Nightmare Ruby colorway

cw:spider, insect

My first real Lolita piece and it needs a new home! My body has changed since I bought it so I hope I can find someone that will love for it.

Comes with original tags and care instructions, and matching head bow. Original buttons and zipper. No pockets.

I got to wear it once and its been hanging pretty much the whole time.

Pet home, no smoking of any kind. Maybe dusty.

Waist:

From seam to seam it's 19 inches meaning 38 circumference before shiring! Shiring is in pic 3. (96 cm) If I had to guess/try to remember I would say up to 43inches (109 cm)

Length:

27 inches give or take (68cm)

Asking price: tbh 20$ basically covering the cost of shipping. Sadly no international shipping at this time.

Money via PayPal

Disclaimer: this post is in no way affiliated with Tumblr or any other company.

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alevolpe

Found a doodle hidden in the depths of my IPad, from January called GuardianAngel. Thought someone might enjoy it here<3

I genuinely have no words for the amount of support on this artwork, all the nice comments and reblogs are incredibly touching.

Thank you.

Recently, I received a message from a patient who has been living in and out of a hospital for years, thanking me for making this artwork and that they added it to their collage, which they look over for strength and comfort.

I’m thanking you. I never in my wildest dreams would have ever thought this artwork would mean so much to someone, thank you. Knowing that in some shape or form this piece helped you or even gave you a lil smile, I could not ask for more.

It might look scary ahead, take a moment to breathe and look back to see how far you’ve gone. Through challenges and tears, you’re still standing.

Don’t worry, your guardian angel is looking over you.

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albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric

wingspan. lifespan. intricacy of mating dances. devotion to monogamy. investment in offspring. ability to circumnavigate the globe. literary symbolism that is flexible but not to the point of meaninglessness. eyeliner quality. I could go on

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aplpaca

muppetness of said offspring

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