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mostly just critical role || call me Vic || fandom old
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Ashton is Milo's oldest friend. After the rest of their crew skips town, they only have each other left. Milo can totally get Ashton back on their feet and out of Jrusar before the woman they've robbed gets her claws into them both. Totally. Except, Ashton is having strange dreams.

(When Ashton accepted the years of indenture to Hexum, it wasn’t just on behalf of the Nobodies, who had left, but also Milo, who had stuck around and whose involvement remained, as far as we know, a secret from her. This fic explores how the deal came about.)

Let me come clean: this story doesn't end on a happy note, because it explores the lead-up to an unhappy event in pre-canon. Nevertheless, although I'm not above tugging on a heartstring or two, the goal here is to explore hope, agency, and holding on to each other as hard as we can in the face of the world's cruelties.

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txttletale

niccolo machiavelli really got the most undeserved shake of all time

trhe man was like "hey have you guys noticed that feudal rulers tend to amorally pursue power at all costs" and everyone was like We are Going to use your name as an adjective meaning Horrible and Bastardrous for centuries

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steellegacy

The myth that knights could barely move in their armor has finally been dispelled by Thrillist

TBH, this outcome makes sense if you think about what all 3 of these roles need to do. The firefighter has to go fast even in awkward, obstacle-filled environments. The knight needs to close into melee quickly even when unhorsed, and move well while swinging a spear, sword or polearm. The modern soldier still has a use for some speed and agility, but doesn’t need to close in quick like the knight does - he’s got a gun.

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pomrania

(The audio is just some instrumental music; it’s nice enough, but doesn’t add anything to the video, so you don’t need to turn on the volume.)

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I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

*electric guitar riff*

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

Some people have been wondering about the raccoon. Listen. Listennn. Don't ask about the raccoon.

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mavaris

But does the racoon survive the Uruk-Hai? Does he curl up on Aragorn's head, or does he go straight to Faramir? Does he bite Denethor?

My friend. My colleague. My brother my captain my king. I too have been pondering this question, and in my mind there can be only one ultimate outcome.

A few months later

All hail the High Warden of Gondor.

Epilogue: It ADORES Faramir.

Every time I see this post I’m obligated to reblog and make it your problem too!

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some wips of my newest project!

this one will have hair, maybe a cape of some sort, and possibly mechanical wings, but i'm not quite sure how i'll approach any of those things, so i'm posting her as she currently is. i've really enjoyed doing projects that involve both making the base sculpt and a fair bit of post-printing customization, and painting & adding details to this doll was mega fun to spend my weekend on. the sculpt itself just kind of happened; couldn't exactly tell you why she is a steampunk violin demon girl, except that it was what i found fun in the moment.

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juney-blues

I'm thinking of Symphony of the Sixth Blast Furnace by Evgeny Sedukhin again...

hmm okay i'm trying to dig up a source on this painting, to see if i could find it in any higher quality

but i can't find any evidence of its existence from before 2018 lmao

and searching the artist's name only gets me like 6 pages of results on google

and a little artist showcase page on arthive for this guy with exactly 1 painting listed

and a biography that spells this guy's name like 5 different ways

which i'm pretty sure is because it's machine translated from something

very mysterious

oh doing his name in russian gives me some actually useful results, why didn't i think to do that

Солнечный город "Sunny City" - No date given.

Мир "World" - No date given.

Чусовские просторы. "Chusovskie expanses." Canvas, oil, 1997. Exhibited at the Nizhny Tagil Museum of Nature.

Осень "Autumn"

ooooh this one is really nice

Огни трудового Тагила, "The Lights of Labor Tagil" acquired by the Tretyakov Gallery in 1986.

октябрь "October" 2009 cardboard, oil, 29.5x39.5 cm

Осень на Чусовой, "Autumn on Chusovaya" 1999, canvas, oil, 79x100 cm

Чугун идет "Cast Iron is Coming" 1976

okay that's all the art this article had, i'm really glad i could find some this artist's other woks!!!!

YEAHHHHHHHHHH

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nudesornaw

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles

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readsquirrel

It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*

Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”

Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)

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mumblesplash

Explain yourself.

some people might not have seen all of them yet

i am SO glad people are explaining their choices because one of my favorite parts of what’s going on here is the huge variety of reasons and lines of thinking people are using all to arrive at the exact same answer

at this point so many of you have independently described similar personality traits for all the tetriminos that i almost feel like i could draw them as people

they are reading the comments

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