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The tumblr of the purple chicken

@sqbr / sqbr.tumblr.com

Sean, they/them. This is my reading-and-reblogging tumblr, my creative things tumblr is alias_sqbr. For a wider variety of Dr Sean content check out: alias_sqbr at dreamwidth for fannish and real life stuff, or sqbr at dreamwidth for Serious Business
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Song: I Come With Knives Artist: IAMX Source: Xena: Warrior Princess, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Legend of the Seeker Summary: A multifandom vid focusing on three epic and monumental femslash pairs: Xena/Callisto, Buffy/Faith, and Kahlan/Cara. Who wants to kill who? Who wants to fuck who? Is it both?? Who cares, it’s H*O*T af! 😍  (TGIF/F premiere.)

“I come with knives and agony to love you.”

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Every Argument About “Buffy” On The Internet, From 1998 Until Now

Joss Whedon: Inventer Of Feminism Or Literal Hitler?

  • Joss Whedon invented feminism. Before Joss Whedon, every female character on television was crushed to death under the weight of her male co-stars’ heavier paychecks in the second-season finale.
  • Every female character Joss Whedon ever wrote was forcibly impregnated by a demon and brutally murdered, because Joss Whedon hates lesbians.
  • But Warren And The Trio Were –
  • EVERYONE GETS THAT WARREN AND THE TRIO REPRESENTED THE THREAT OF NON-SUPERNATURAL MISOGYNY, YOU DON’T GET CREDIT FOR PICKING UP ON THAT

Joss Whedon Doesn’t Understand What Bisexuality Is

  • Willow Identifies As Gay And You Are Robbing Her Of Self-Determination Because She Doesn’t Have A “Gold Star”
  • I’d Feel More Comfortable With Willow’s Lesbianism If It Weren’t Sometimes Equated With Drug Addiction, Literal Vampirism, And Megalomania
  • But She Was Clearly In Love With Oz
  • Who Are You To Say What Love Is
  • Dark Willow Was Pretty Hot, Though
  • Yeah, Dark Willow Was Super Hot
  • I’d Watch Dark Willow And Doppelgangland-Era Willow Hook Up If It Weren’t A Patriarchal Fantasy

Spuffy Is Problematic

  • Bangel Is A Child’s Delusion Of What Love Is
  • Spuffy Is Literally Assault
  • Okay But He Felt Really Bad About It And Didn’t Have A Soul

Waif-Fu And Thermodynamics: You Can’t Violate The Law Of Conservation Of Momentum

Season Six Felt Like Watching My Friends Get Murdered In Slow Motion Right In Front Of Me

  • It Was Worth It For Once More, With Feeling, Though
  • No, It Wasn’t
  • Doublemeat Palace Cancels Out Once More, With Feeling
  • Doublemeat Palace Cancels Out My Childhood

Xander Is The Only Character Who Retains Their Humanity On The Entire Show

  • Xander Is A Greater Monster Than Angelus And Invented “Nice Guy” Syndrome

Buffy Started To Falter After Angel Premiered

  • No, Buffy Started To Falter After Firefly Premiered
  • No, Buffy Has Never Faltered And Is Still On The Air
  • Buffy Started To Falter When Angel/Faith/Buffy Came Back
  • Buffy Was Better When It Was A Movie With Kristy Swanson

What If Evil?

  • Dark Willow Straight-Up Flayed a Dude!
  • Extremism In the Pursuit of Love Is No Vice
  • If a Dude Had Flayed Willow, Would We Be Cheering?

Everyone Was Too Hard On Dawn For Being A Regular Human Being

  • Don’t You Dare Try To Retroactively Justify Dawn

Oz vs. Tara

  • Oz Was Boring; Tara Was Too Good For This Sinful Earth
  • Tara Was Boring; Oz Was The Greatest Love Interest In Television History; Remember That Animal Crackers Monologue
  • What About Kenned–
  • SHUT UP ABOUT KENNEDY

Jenny Calendar And Race-Bending

Is It Important That Buffy Is Decidedly Not Book Smart?

  • Not Everyone Is Book Smart, That Is Elitist
  • Buffy is the Lady Channing Tatum of being Body Smart and That Is Sufficient
  • It Is a Tremendous Problem and Girls Should Not Watch This Show Or They Will Not Take College Seriously

I Shouldn’t Have To Watch Angel In Order To Appreciate Cordelia’s Growth As A Character

Shaming: Everyone Is Shamed

  • “Beer Bad” Is Slut-Shaming
  • “Beer Bad” Is Substance-Shaming and Preachy
  • “Beer Bad” Is Just a Terrible Episode
  • Angel Losing His Soul After He Has Sex With Buffy is Slut-Shaming
  • THE EPISODE WHERE WILLOW ATTENDS THE WICCAN MEETING IS WICCAN-SHAMING WICCANS ARE REAL WE ARE NOT YOUR PUNCHLINE

KENDRA’S ACCENT THOUGH

  • Was It Irish Sometimes, Or Was That Just Me?
  • Her Accent is Perfect, and Not To Be Questioned

Activating All Potential Slayers Was An Act Of Patriarchal Violence

  • Slaying Is Empowering
  • No, Slayers Were Literally Created When A Woman Of Color Was Forcibly Invaded By A Demonic Essence
  • Oh, Right
  • But Then They Get To Beat Up Everybody
  • Dark Willow Straight-Up Flayed a Dude

I’m dead. You can bury me now.

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THINGS I WOULD LIKE THIS EVENING:

  1. A good vid about Willow Rosenberg and her badass self
  2. A good vid about Hermione Granger and her badass self
  3. Nope that’s it.
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I don't know if the download links still work, but Perfect Day is hands down my favourite Willow vid. I also quite like Disarm, normally I'd find Giles/Willow deeply squicky but it does paralell them nicely.

Alas I know of no Hermione vids, good or otherwise :(

EDIT: looking up those links I came across some more Willow vids which I didn't love but which certainly aren't bad: Here's Luck has two Willow/Tara vids, and Transparent mainly just suffers from being made in Season 5.

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11 questions from anghraine

So not awake enough to make up any new ones but let's see what I can do about answers...

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[images of female characters in Whedon shows/movies being awesome]

[Listing of female, and then male, characters in Whedon works and all the horrible things that happen to them. Includes sexualised violence etc]

Notice how the majority of this is dudes being manfully tortured, having dead girlfriends (which... requires that women be dead...), and being temporarily/fake dead. Also, the ways that Whedon has male characters break with sanity and female characters do so is MARKEDLY, HUGELY different in execution, theme, and function in the narrative.

Wow, yeah, the female character list didn't need to mention all the times bad things happen to their partner, how does that count?

Angel is interesting in that almost EVERYONE dies by the end. But by the final episode there are no female characters left alive to kill, at best we have the animated corpses of Fred and Lilah (given enough time Ilyria could have become established enough as a character in her own right that killing her would have had some impact but imo she wasn't there yet)

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