Buzzfeed / Try Guys / Watcher

so true king❤️

Shane Madej really is the funniest possible co-host of a mystery show because he's just like. some things will remain a mystery forever and that's fine. I'm satisfied by not knowing for sure if there was a government conspiracy because that means the CIA is doing their covering-up job well, I'm proud of you guys. does it really matter who Jack the Ripper was? it was a hundred years ago. this murder victim still wasn't identified? maybe they were a spy and that's what they wanted. if I ever disappear in mysterious circumstances just assume I'm dead and move on, don't even look for my body because I want it to be eaten by wild animals.

somehow shane still says things on Watcher that make me fully believe he is an ancient demon. he also comments on history stuff like “oh yeah that was fun” in a way where im like “..were you there?!”

What the FUCK is happening in here??

The boys are fighting.

You should’ve never talked to it, dude! What is wrong with you?

Shane Madej on Ryan Bergara’s instastory on October 20, 2019.

Shane and Ryan + (some) favorite quotes part 3

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Shane Madej really is the funniest possible co-host of a mystery show because he's just like. some things will remain a mystery forever and that's fine. I'm satisfied by not knowing for sure if there was a government conspiracy because that means the CIA is doing their covering-up job well, I'm proud of you guys. does it really matter who Jack the Ripper was? it was a hundred years ago. this murder victim still wasn't identified? maybe they were a spy and that's what they wanted. if I ever disappear in mysterious circumstances just assume I'm dead and move on, don't even look for my body because I want it to be eaten by wild animals.

I love buzzfeed unsolved the way they just *clences fist* don’t solve a fucking thing

high art comedy

My favorite thing about Buzzfeed Unsolved’s dynamic is that Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej both release completely opposite yet equally chaotic vibes. Ryan gets legitimately frightened at Shane’s complete nonchalance at the possibility of finding human remains in the woods; in the very next sentence, Ryan asserts that hair grows directly through a human skull, something that offends and baffles Shane to the point where he makes fun of him for the next thirty seconds. 

Because we all desperately need a laugh, here is my favorite Buzzfeed Unsolved moment of all time.

Drunk SHANE MADEJ messaging RYAN BERGARA via his instastories on April 3, 2020.

shane madej know i would die for you