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Veronica, 25, trans autistic cunt, she/her
Help! Im trapped in a computer that keeps compressing me into a zip file and back!
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Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

I think people online treat driving too casually tbh, like there was a poll about people's bad habits while driving and they weren't bad habits or problematic or whatever, they were all things that literally kill people every single day. You are driving a massive vehicle that can very easily turn into a murder weapon with your carelessness, take this shit seriously.

"Haha I never use my turn signals" you are going to kill someone.

"I don't do full stops at stop signs lol" you are going to kill someone.

"Sometimes I text while I'm driving 🤭" YOU ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE.

Also people who speed up or suddenly stop or swerve a lot to freak out someone in the car for fun: it stops being funny when you get into a car accident because of it. Just so you know.

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aeonazo

Compilation of Palestinians who have reached out to me, Pt.4

Sharing is important, but at the end of the day it is ultimately donations that make the big difference for Palestinians. Please donate if you’re able to.

I do not have the ability to verify campaigns, I am only looking to see if they have been verified by someone who is able to.

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I have donated 5 USD to Nada's campaign above. Can you match or exceed me on any of these gfms here?

Tagging for reach, feel free to contact me if you would like to be excluded:

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I know all the posts about how to stockpile hrt come from a good place but yall. Stockpiling T on purpose is a felony and its not one i judge you for but...STOP admitting it out loud on your blogs frankly and with none of the "teehee THEORETICALLY" shoplifter blogs used to have. Im seeing people talk abt the stockpiles they already have AND their plans to share it and my guys... this website WILL give your personal info to the government if subpoenad. Idk that its LIKELY but I know itd be embarrassing as hell to go to JAIL for felony possession of controlled substance w intent to distribute bc you couldnt stop yourself from YAPPING on a fucking tumblr post and then mr hammers gave your email and login ip to the cops. I KNOW youre all not using secure enough burners and vpns and shit 4 that Cmon now

Saying it louder for the motherfuckers in the back. I know everyone likes their internet clout but sometimes you own things that you shouldn't be taking PICTURES of let alone posting them

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37q

DEPARTMENT OF GOVERNMENT EFFICIENCY???

the jokes write themselves

They're about to make a Department of Epic Bacon

Fuck I hate everything

the DEB will of course be regarded by future historians as one of the more brutal implementations of austerity politics inflicted on the usamerican people

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mesetacadre

"commieblocks" aren't even that special to socialism they were built like any other European social housing was built in the second half of the 20th century. have you ever seen France? the UK? be serious

Our noble social housing vs their savage commieblocks

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fun fact: in my teen years my mom bought these dried edamame snacks for me to eat. i didn't eat a lot of veggies (tbh its still a struggle) but i gnoshed these like potato chips. at one point she stopped buying them for me and with my adhd i just didn't have the object permanence to think much about it. when i did bring it up like a year later, she told me that she had read that edamame could feminize men and she didn't want to take the risk.

she considered the offhand risk of me being feminized worse than the benefits of me having a healthy rounded diet.

transmisogyny runs fucking deep.

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themunflower

Project 2025 ain't gonna roll out all at once. So what we're gonna wanna do is make passing each individual part of it as difficult as possible, so there's less to undo once we finally get this country back on the rails.

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tobiasdrake

Resist every step and do not get distracted by stupid bullshit. Distracting people with stupid bullshit is one of Trump's favorite political techniques. We saw it all over the place in the first term.

Trump will say something like "You know the Hispanics actually punch kittens, it's what they do."

And the news will be like "TRUMP SAID HISPANIC PEOPLE PUNCH KITTENS" for three weeks.

And while they're doing that the Republicans in Congress have quietly deleted healthcare.

Do not get distracted by stupid bullshit. Trump is a dancing monkey whose greatest asset is the ability to yank the spotlight off of everyone else. Keep your eyes on Congress.

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