fallout tv series + game dialogue, & a niggling suspicion that this bullshit is going to be my personality for a while

people get specific as they age

:O

Having entered my 40s this still rings true. You get a far better grasp of yourself and will be less tolerating of bs because you simply don't have the time to waste on trifles.

True goblin mode starts here.

yes or "remind me later" NO LET ME SAY NO I WANT TO SAY NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

every week i get that shitty "Let's finish setting up your computer!" thing when i turn it on and it's SO fucking aggravating because i've been using this thing for years now and i don't need nor WANT to fucking "set it up" (read: use microsoft edge, buy windows office, whatever the fuck else they try to sell me) like i'm very obviously perfectly fine. and i can't just say No because No is a very privileged limited time answer we had in the tech future so now it's always "remind me later" no motherfucker i am adamant in my need to tell you NO. i fucking hate the removal of no from our options and vocabulary. i am expressing a boundary i need you to fucking know i am saying NO

Hit the Windows + I keys together. Go into SYSTEM then  NOTIFICATIONS AND ACTIONS and uncheck  "suggest ways I can finish setting up my device to get the most out of Windows"

Then go kick the shit out of Satya Nadella 

Hi everyone! Due to some unexpected bills and the realization that I’ve been probably undercharging for my work, I’ll be raising my prices starting in December. If you’ve been considering grabbing a slot, now is the perfect time to lock in the current rates before the change.

Thank you so much for your support and understanding! Feel free to reach out if you have any questions or if you’d like to reserve a spot.

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Anybody want me to shut the fuck up for $500?

I am such a huge horse nerd and I apologize. :( But I’m really tired of seeing girths that are halfway down a horse’s stomach. This may not be interesting to anyone who is not me, but I like to draw fancy saddles and ridiculously long shanks on bits. Also, horses are the only animal I can draw, so I take advantage of that.

I hope this helps some frustrated non-horsey artists in at least some small way. Remember, when in doubt, add some buckles and some rings. :)

@horsefigureoftheday here’s a cheat sheet on horse tack.

THANK YOU

tip for californians: sometimes you might see a trans woman complaining that she doesn't like being called 'bro' or 'dude'. you might be tempted to begin a long reply about how you can't help it with "as a Californian." this is NOT NECESSARY—everyone could already telll you were californian because of your unshakeable conviction that you're the main character of reality

it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat

This princess forgot about super glue

sorry i am a dumb bitch

number one............ gregory the foul

number two......... the dark sorcerer

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

girls will be like “this shade of green 😍” about every shade of green they see, and they’re right

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite

ok here we go. recipe/original post here:

i sent this post to my friend who is known for making Concoctions. thinking she'd just find it funny. i underestimated her hubris

so for anyone curious about the white gilgamesh experience. i hope this satiates that sick desire in your hearts

I love getting "prev"ed, it's like getting a good grade on tumblr dot com, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve