i am no lamb

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

when it rains you simply do not get a day

ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy

Everyone rightly talks a lot about the queer coding going on with Scream 1 killers but also like …. Sidney Prescott, man. That is NOT someone who in to men lol.

Once again, Sidney’s intro scene involves her boyfriend whining about how she won’t have sex with him

And he’s standing in front of her Indigo Girls poster

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

Now if she does it like this will you do it like that now if she touches like this will you touch her right back now if she moves like this will you move like that come on

"why doesn't this thing in a movie/book/tv show happen exactly like it would in real life" is the most brain dead criticism the internet has to offer, and yet I see it EVERYWHERE.

because it's not real life!! because tone and aesthetics are as important as narrative!! in the immortal words of cinematographer andrew lesnie, the light is coming from the same place as the music.

Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)

I survived because the fuck it we ball inside me burned brighter than the it's so over around me

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

“you’re a writer, right?”

me, staring at the one sentence i’ve managed to add in the last hour and the 12 open tabs on the specifics of shoes in 1845 Ireland: In theory.

i dont need a "career" i already have a 9 to 5 its called listening to my music while making flop posts for my three active mutuals

People: “it’s still only Jul-

Me: 🖤🎃🍂🕷🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🔪👣⚰️💀🖤🕷🎃🍂🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀🖤🎃🎃🎃🖤🕷🕸⚰️🦇👁🖤💀🕸🌙🍂⚰️⚰️⚰️🔮🍂🍂🍂🔮🔮🎃🖤🖤🕸💀👁🔪👣💀🖤🍂🎃 🕸💀👁🔪💀🖤🍂🎃🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀⚰️🖤🕷🖤🕸🔮🕸🌙🦇🕷🎃👣💀🍂🖤💀🕷🕷🌙🌙🎃🍂👣🍂🕸🌙👁🎃🎃🦇🎃💀🔮

never too late to spook

@spookybutch

can they change the temperature outside to something else

SOMETHING LOWER

Literally something out of Scooby Doo