NO.

Love Voltaire us apart.

Don’t you, don’t you, don’t you?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “you’re in here alot, are you an alcoholic?”

The horse ponders for a minute and responds “I don’t think I am” And poof he disappears

This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they are familiar with Descartes postulate, “I think, therefore I am.”

But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse

when you got banned from all social media for harassing women so you got no place to vent except Microsoft Word and a printer

This is my kind of humor.

#infant refrain from harming me further

Elle Woods could lift Thor’s hammer

#what like it’s hard

fuck

I D R I S

For a drawthread on /r/bindingofisaac because Afterbirth is going to feature a burning basement. this was really fun to do lmao.

Based on that one GunshowComic strip.

If Nicki Minaj voices Sugilite...

And Sugilite is actually a fusion between three different gems… (Amethyst, Sapphire, & Ruby)

Does that make Sugilite a Minaj a Trois?

best joke in the fandom

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (RPG Battle Arrangement) Some stupid thing I arranged a long time ago.

i love this so much

From this post.

incredible.

the entire course of human history has changed

i can’t believe i did this

OH MY GOD

the bridesmaid (to the waiter)

They crave that mineral…

I swear to god if this ends up being the post that I become known for, i will cry

this is literally the dumbest post on this website yet im laughing at it

this is the best post on this website