adhd is: OH shit, whens the last time you talked to your friends! it hasnt been months again has it agh

Honestly, I’m surprised that I still have any friends with the amount of times I just forget their existance.

Its like I’m a child with no object permanence.

Not in front of my face at the moment? I’m not aware of your existance at all.

Or I think of you at 2am when it’s considered socially impolite to text you. So I just … haven’t. For two years.

Catch me on my phone at 2am scheduling text messages to go out to my friends at 9am.

This is one of the reasons I miss having an Android phone! iPhones don’t seem to be able to schedule text messages, and my insomniac ADHD self misses that feature SO MUCH.

Y'all can SCHEDULE texts?

…………………wait

I CAN DO WHAT NOW

This happens to me ALL THE TIME! Like chances are of you're my friend or ever were my friend, I think about you a lot! But either it is late and rude, or I'm in the middle of something I have to finish and then forget to text by the time I'm done, or forget to hit send, or am just incapable of sending a text????

anyway you should cherish ur weird friends

treasure that friend who’ll yell nonsense sounds at you until you’re both gibbering back and forth like ancient humanity at the tower of babel. love the friend u can make eye contact with before saying some absolute jackshit inside joke you share at the same time and collapsing in entirely unnecessary fits of laughter. acknowledge how lucky you are to have someone you can text at 3am in the morning when you’re on a tangent of a tangent on your bullshit and NEED to blabber incoherently about it to someone or you’ll explode. don’t take for granted the people you know you can talk to about literally anything without fear of judgement or disinterest. because people like that? they’re few and far between.

Someone draw the original 6 avengers like this

Shoutout

to @fatgirlgetsfitatlast and @spontaneouslyobsessed for their unflagging love and support.  Eff negativity and those who throw it in our faces.

Right back at you JT 💚

There Is No Wrong Way To Have a Body

THIS is why we fight for body positivity.  I’m sure they thought they were being brutally honest for my own good:

“That last picture is disgusting and is definitely the wrong way to have a body because obviously that person is not taking care of themselves I understand not all weight gain is because people are lazy ect. But this person is very close to dying and should reconsider the way they are choosing to live”

@bodypositivityandglitter @fatgirlgetsfitatlast @spontaneouslyobsessed

It's sad how people just assume that someone isnt taking care of themselves. You are awesome and work so hard, and can probly lift more than whoever said that out of ignorance and cruelty. I think you look great!

my steven universe theory is that steven’s just gonna keep befriending villains until there’s just no villains left. he’s gonna have all those gem monsters flocking around him like puppies. yellow diamonds gonna come over for dinner on holidays. steven’s gonna hug whatever eldritch void horror created the gems. this is how galactic peace will be achieved 

Obviously, only my flabby, hairy man-boobs are suitable to be seen in public.  Seems legit.

(Thank you to my friends for their pics)

Support the fuck out of your friends. Become the maximiser super push-up bra of friends.

bad news, friends, I’ve now discovered that push-up bras, while sexy as hell, are actually really bad for your breast tissue if worn too often we are now going for a dependable, well fitted soft-cup bra in a pretty print and a wire that doesn’t poke you in the armpit kind of friend

Obviously, only my flabby, hairy man-boobs are suitable to be seen in public.  Seems legit.

(Thank you to my friends for their pics)

yin yang tattoo halves on two friends