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hehe *wolf’s your 359*

doug eiffel (born december 25th) (christmas hater) (star wars fan) (celebrates star wars day) vs. renée minkowski (born may 4th) (has never seen star wars) (doesn't care) (christmas enthusiast) (eiffel has never experienced a greater injustice in his life)

wolf 359 is a show that poses many important questions such as “how much training do you REALLY need to go to space,” “is it still a war crime if you’re light-years away from the nearest living soul,” “how many times can you send one guy into the limitless void before he gets pissed enough to kill you about it,” “what if the ship of Theseus was a person,” “how many different ways can you kill someone without them dying,” and of course, “would that be fucked up or what”

Real World Space Agencies: Carefully selects astronauts not just for their intelligence, expertise, and physical fitness, but for their ability to remain calm under pressure, get along with others, and reduce interpersonal conflict

Goddard Futuristics:

@lesmiserabelles saying what we are all thinking, which is “just added to the list of ethically unhinged fictional woman i am down extraordinarily bad for”

Hera & Eiffel for @commsroom 🎵🎶

The Battle of Wolf 359,  2367.

eiffel twirling his hair and kicking his feet as he writes in his diary with a sparkly pink pen "dear diary, I hope hilbert gets slowly eaten by fireants and then thrown into a volcano <3"

that post that's like everyone in w359 fucking hates each other until they introduce a new crew member upon which they band together and hate the new guy is soooo true but it's funniest with kepler. that bitch stuck to his guns for nearly the ENTIRE show he lost a hand and jacobi and command and maxwell and he was still talking about the big picture but rachel young takes one step onto the hephaestus and he's like actually fuck you i have morals now

good night.

wolf 359 characters who have tried to kill each other on multiple occasions and would normally hunt each other for sport given the chance when someone new thinks they can just waltz onto the haephaestus and be the one in charge so now they're allies bc they mutually hate that person more

Wolf 359, but make it vintage comic book

I’m using a couple of RetroSupply Co brush packs for this, and I’m trying to figure out how best to mix the Duplitone stuff with the Colorlab stuff, but it’s kind of a mess at the moment.

Eiffel Is Being A Bit Melodramatic Why This Time (Eiffel and Hera) - Alan Rodi (from the Wolf 359 soundtrack)

podcast meme: [1/10] favourite series ⇢ wolf 359

impostor syndrome is a common problem in academia. For example my colleagues keep putting me in the airlock and ejecting me into space

(audio from wolf 359 ep 38) this animation is a little old but i’ve never posted it so here it is