made some of my favorite horror movies into goosebumps covers
Goosebumps Theme but with the Doom Soundfront
Remember that one Goosebumps story where like, the kid was getting progressively hairier and it just ended up with his parents telling him, “Oh you’re actually a dog, like we couldn’t have kids so we gave a dog these experimental shots or something and it morphed into you but I guess the shots are wearing off now and we can’t get more.” and the kid was just… “I’m a dog. This is fine.”
R.L Stine vs. Franz Kafka FIGHT!!!!
Plagiarism jokes aside, I’m, like, twelve or eleven. After a few tense chapters, while I’m eagerly waiting for the reveal that the main character is a werewolf (how cool!), was maybe bitten etc… The mom just goes - deep breath - : “Larry, you are a dog.” My whole brain froze. I nearly peed my pants. I still think about that from time to time. Like, for a long moment my whole world tilted sideways and my pre-adolescent mind went “what if *I*’ve been a dog this whole time…??” cause I was almost the boy’s age, and like…. there’s super gory modern horror pulp that can’t even hope to measure up to that reveal, in all honesty….
Jeff Goldblum as Dracula in the Goosebumps TV Series episode “Escape From Horrorland”.
These are amazing.